Husk City: What is happening?

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  1. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I believe this.

    For the record, in the other thread, they may be totally blameless, but I have an inherent distrust of mega farms.
     
  2. lechnerd

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  3. StuMondo

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    Here's my general theory on our baseball hire. And I'd love to hear feedback.

    In general, baseball coach salaries are peanuts compared to athletic department revenues and budgets. I think the highest paid college b-ball coach gets paid like 1.2M.

    So why not identify the top echelon coaching talent at the college level and make them an offer they cant refuse. An offer that overcomes having to play in the north and in the Big Ten.

    I think to myself, would I rather have a "sure thing" like a Pat Casey, Dave Van Horn, Brian O'Connor, etc for 2-2.5M, or roll the dice, and likely continue in mediocrity for 250K?

    Imo, the answer is easy and obvious.
     
  4. EdmondDantes

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    that's a well known troll account, likely operated by a Creighton fan.
     
  5. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I don't think I'm gonna survive season 3 of documentary now. I may have already died
     
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  6. oldberg

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    Broke down on a Saturday with a half pivot left and rain coming. God damn it
     
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  7. DirtBall

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    God fucking damnit
     
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  8. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    My Thom, my Thom, why hath thou forsaken thee oldberg?
     
  9. JacobPalmer

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    We’re finished planting sorry berg
     
  10. oldberg

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    We done too. Just trying to fertilize meow
     
  11. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    New honky toss corch.

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  12. football501

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  13. oldberg

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    Andy you are my sunshine
     
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  14. DirtBall

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  16. EdmondDantes

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  17. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    When They See Us making my blood boil
     
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  18. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    @science Husks do things boil at higher temps when you add alcohol to them because my blood has plenty of it yet it is still boiling
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Considering you are 60+% water, no, alcohol will not increase your boiling temp.
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Sorry you asked for a @scientist but I figured the life saving thread @“Doctor” should step up and answer
     
  21. NCHusker

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    Thanks Doctor Dirt
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Your welcome resident simpleton.

    No offense.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    I TEASE.

    I love math as much as the next guy
     
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  24. DirtBall

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    Dat distillation doe
     
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  25. DirtBall

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    Guys, I just watched a documentary about the record industry and substance abuse. It turns out, for some individuals, this is a bad thing. I know. Mind blown. Will report back later with more facts.
     
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  26. NCHusker

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  27. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yeah NC I'm takin a couple eps in. It's too rage-inspiring.

    It might be a little sensationalized, but those confessions were complete bullshit. Especially in light of the complete lack of physical evidence.

    Buncha white ladies decided to go on a crusade against sexual violence and didn't seem to give fuckall about justice
     
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  28. IAHusk

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    How has this not been posted yet.

    https://journalstar.com/sports/husk...&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=user-share#1

    Photos: The creative imagination of Husker AD Bill Moos

    When Nebraska athletic director Bill Moos was 10 years old he created his own imaginary high school athletics program: The Eloy Broncos. He created every aspect associated with the Eloy Broncos -- rosters, uniforms, schedules, names of players, coaches, opponents, leagues, even radio announcers.

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  29. EdmondDantes

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    watching the super regionals this weekend makes me think all of our hitters look like they should be playing at UNK...some scrawny little fellers compared to these dudes down south.
     
  30. DirtBall

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    Near, far
    Wherever you are,
    I believe that the HUSK does go on
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Back in New Zealand I got with a lot of hot chicks...
     
  32. EdmondDantes

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    wolfs knock off the #1 seed, no cali libs in Omaha this year
     
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  33. EdmondDantes

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    let's be honest the Pac 12 is barely a mid major at this point in any sport
     
  34. JoeySmalls

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    Is coach Frost going to start doing PSAs for brittle bone disease? ‘‘Tis a shame his oldest is afflicted.
     
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  35. HuskerInMiami

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    what?
     
  36. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Jurgens
     
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  37. HuskerInMiami

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    Still lost. The center Jurgens has been hurt a lot, but he's healthy right now correct?
     
  38. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    He’s not healthy. Was seen in a walking boot and crutches.
     
  39. EdmondDantes

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    campus 5-0 is woaterboater tier
     
  40. QuickdrawJohnny

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    Any Given Saturday Afternoon might be the best bowling mockumentary that was ever made.
     
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  41. IAHusk

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  42. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    Broke bone in opposite foot of previous two injuries. Did not do it during spring practice
     
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  43. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    If you smoke just one marijuana stick you’re going to get addicted and die. Don’t these youths know that?
     
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  44. Anti-Good Poster

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    Came here looking for new baseball coach news... Found the Fuck Us.
     
  45. All_Luck

    All_Luck OK. Cool Husk em!
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    If only these kids would stick to underage drinking like the good ole days! Dr. Thom rolling in his grave rn.
     
  46. RonBurgundy

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    We’re back and here to stay!
     
  47. —

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    Honestly though can pot just be legal? The amount of retired pro athletes coming out and saying they used weed as a non prescription pain management solution is really putting kids in a weird spot. Like o hey my idol used weed while playing so why can’t I?
     
  48. BigRedEazy

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    People are fucking stupid.
     
  49. oldberg

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    We have Pete ricketts as our governor. So I have 0 faith Nebraska would ever legalize it, even medically