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  1. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Every time you smell a diaper, the terrorists win.
     
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  2. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Then my son used to be Osama Bin Laden.
     
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  3. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  4. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  5. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    she doesn't have a voice without social media, but she also doesn't get fired without social media. fair trade off imo.
     
  6. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    [​IMG]

    Wayne Morgan Never got paid for doing chores , but I did get an ass whipping if I didn’t do chores.

    Eugene Spealman These are chores and are done as a part of being part of the family. Payment should come for special projects like cleaning out the garage or attic,helping mom or dad with a special job like painting or washing the car. Kids today think they should be paid for everything they do...........NOT!,

    Danny Kies Take the money down and replace with breakfast, lunch, dinner, clothes you wear, phone, video games etc.
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    NOT!
     
  8. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    ...I’m doing this right now. These junk mailers deserve it for fucking with people. Threw a bunch of old pens that don’t write anymore in there
     
  9. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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  10. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    "WE WILL NOT BE SHOPPING THERE UNTIL THEY DO!"

    How long is a Sports Illustrated on the rack, like two weeks
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Those poor husbands should never be subjected to such filth.
     
  12. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Boys will be boys. It's up to the chaste women to stay covered up and not tempt them
     
  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Dollar general is all that’s left in a lot of rural Texas towns I’ve been to. Good luck, Peggy.
     
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  14. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Least she could have done was embed a link to the nearly naked women so I could better appreciate the shamefulness.
     
  15. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    The irony of protecting your poor husband's eyes from women in bathing suits while he streams six hours a day of babysitter and scat porn is hilarious.
     
  16. —

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    You seem to know a lot about this gentleman.
     
  17. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    We are all that gentleman.
     
  18. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    This "scat porn"...does it involve a kind of bebop jazz singing, or animal poop?

    I could be interested either way.
     
  19. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Both if you’re lucky
     
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  20. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    John Coltrane was a kinky mother fucker.
     
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  21. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    I really wanna know what town that is
     
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  22. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    My guess is Mesquite but its probably some tiny town no one knows
     
  23. bigred77

    bigred77 Well-Known Member
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    My first thought was there or McKinney but I think both of them are bigger than a one dollar general town
     
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  24. Tony Ray Bans

    Tony Ray Bans Most Overlooked. Most Overbooked.
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    very true. Good point
     
  25. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Going with Moody, Texas, then.
     
  26. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Eugene's cars probably have shitty paint jobs if he's letting his kids do the work.
     
  27. CC

    CC Waiting for moments that never come
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  28. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  29. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    "Facebook Patrol here" :roll:
     
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  30. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  31. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Zero chance that's real
     
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  32. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    That class of ‘39 reunion is about to be awkward af. I just hope that Rose and Gertrude don’t take sides.
     
  33. TimJimothy

    TimJimothy Well-Known Member
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    Probably, but I did a little research, and there's an Edith Murphy that looks similar to the one above on facebook.

    And Dorothy Adams is not on her friend list.
     
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  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    [​IMG]
     
  35. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    Well not anymore, Facebook Patrol took care of that.
     
  36. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Not just off her friends list. Deleted!!
     
  37. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  38. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    I'll never forget it.
     
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  39. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Simpler times, wish everyone hadn’t listened
     
  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  41. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    That might just be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read
     
  42. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Chad, thank you.
     
  43. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  44. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    One of the best things itt because they're all dead on balls accurate.
     
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  45. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Excellent content, bro
     
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  46. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    SORRY....,I MRAN EXCELLENT CONTENT BRO,,
     
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  47. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Joined the group. I feel like it may be a place that turns into people posting weird and racist stuff they want to say and going lol yeah it’s just me making fun of olds.
     
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  48. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Don't click on this tweet thread if you ever want to be productive again
     
  49. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  50. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    Pretty inspiring. I'm painting this message on some reclaimed, weathered wood to hang in my kitchen and some extras to sell on Etsy.