HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Baby Boy

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    Think I read that we're on pace to break the fanchise record for HRs in a season which seems impressive/wild.

    Here it is:
     
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  2. Sterling A

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  3. jrmy

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    The Braves have the 5th best run differential in the NL behind LA, Arizona, Chicago, and the last place Cincinnati Reds lol
     
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  4. Marbles

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    Wish I didn’t have plans Saturday or I’d go see in him Pearl.
     
  5. Where Eagles Dare

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    And we all joked AA claiming there would be an emotional bump my mid season acquisitions.

    AA pushing buttons
     
  6. Tobias

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    just want to clarify. snit pushes buttons. AA pulls levers. it is a small but crucial difference
     
  7. jrmy

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    And Terry McGuirk eats paste
     
  8. Drown ‘Em

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    A new The Athletic article ranked the top 10 defensive infields and the Braves ranked 9th. But what was interesting was that it said the Braves are 1 of 4 teams in 2019 which has had infield shifts cost them more runs than they have saved by shifting. The other 3 are the Phillies, Mets, and Mariners. I wonder whether we will make any changes in how and when we shift?
     
  9. kslim

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    :roll:
     
  10. jrmy

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    Could that have anything to do with us not being able to shift guys into the outfield bleachers to catch the balls put in play against Folty, Gaus, and the bottom half of our bullpen?
     
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  11. Reggie Washington

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    A bit misleading. Its the Dodgers (+105) world and everyone else (CHC +58, AZ +58, CIN +32, ATL +23, PHI +22) is just living in it
     
  12. jrmy

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    I know I just wanted to laugh at the Reds for somehow way underperforming their Pythagorean W/L totals
     
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  13. Arkadin

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    The month of May had more homers than any month in baseball history.
     
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  14. Festus McBadass

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    They said last night MLB is on pace to hit 1,000 more homers than last year
     
  15. Sterling A

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  16. NP13

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    What about actual runs though?
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    We’ve got at least 99 of them
     
  18. Festus McBadass

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    It does seem like an overwhelming majority are solo homers.
     
  19. devine

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    The chant you guys do is pretty
    Problematic how can you take pride in that
     
  20. kslim

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    :sweep: this one?
     
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  21. Tobias

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    what if the pitcher does in fact have a big butt what are we supposed to chant
     
  22. Tobias

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    the only acceptable time to do the chop is if it is with an oversized tomahawk and the act is being filmed with a motorola razr

    [​IMG]
     
  23. Room 15

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    Didn’t know we had a math guy amongst us
     
  24. jrmy

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    The only math he does is counting his ROI on his Braves ownership
     
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  25. kslim

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    probably not going to get much of a LAR bump with assumptions like that
     
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  26. jrmy

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    LARP*
     
  27. kslim

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    yep, fuck you
     
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  28. Louis Holth

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    Consider this a cease and desist jrmy
     
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  29. Tobias

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    kslim oh no what r u doing bb
     
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  30. kslim

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    learning to read at the moment.
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    Didn’t know we had an English guy among us
     
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  32. Louis Holth

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    Rn you’re reading at a bottom five smoltzy and negative LAR level
     
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  33. kslim

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    been a rough day all around
     
  34. jrmy

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    LARP*
     
  35. Louis Holth

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    Somebody needs to come get their mans
     
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  36. jrmy

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  38. jrmy

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    Imagine what those outfield numbers will look like in 2021
     
  39. Gaknight

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    How on earth is LF #1?

    Never mind forgot about Acuna playing there most of the year. So Acuna has Atlanta first and 2nd in 2 OF spots. Lmao
     
  40. Doc Louis

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    Good to know. The league had been on pace for most home runs in a season at the end of April
     
  41. Room 15

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    Combine acuña with on fire Riley
     
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  42. Fuck this

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    Sun Trust Park is gonna be Truist park now :facepalm:
     
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  43. jrmy

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    TURNER FOREVER
     
  44. Deuce

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    That’s a terrible name that some consulting firm got paid millions to come up with.
     
  45. Sterling A

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  46. SC

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    It's gonna have to be Truist Bank Stadium to sound even remotely tolerable, then we'll give it the TBS abbreviation and say we're headed to the Superstation for the game tonight.
     
  47. Deuce

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    Truist sounds like an artificial sweetener not a bank.
     
  48. kslim

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    so they can just willy nilly change the name of the stadium but have to wait 3+ months to il a dead arm?

    typical
     
  49. jrmy

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    Now that Ozzie is clicking like crazy in the 8 spot time to move him out of there and mess up the run he's on!
     
  50. Room 15

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    He’s been batting above 8 facing a lefty
     
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