Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NilesIrish

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    audible laugh.
     
  2. BellottiBold

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  3. R2-D2Big

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    Thanks for proving my point, I don’t know what it is. And you claim I’m a believer in it...I believe in conservatism maybe you can put that in the thread title??

    Thx
     
  4. Schadenfred

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    QAnoners right now:

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  5. chuckmasterflex

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    The major (only) problem is that the world is on fire due to man made global warming.

    We need massive investment;

    Imagine all your children and and grandkids dying from Heat do to mike pence.
     
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  6. Josey Wales

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    ...does all his own tweets.

    Probably a fucking launch code.
     
  7. Josey Wales

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    I like to think they’ll require a bloodlust only to be quenched by an (unfortunately) old Charlie Kirk, Jacob Wohl, et al, in addition to the offspring of the Kochs, Pence...
     
  8. Guns

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    what is conservatism these days?
     
  9. Guns

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    remember when we couldn't have a deficit?
     
  10. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Conserve... the White Race
     
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  11. AIOLICOCK

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    What in the god forsaken fuck?

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  12. Doc Louis

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    Did people really think his old ass was sitting around every day doing that nonstop?
     
  13. Duck70

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    Walking my dog this evening... only to find fucking swastikas littering the sidewalk. Even one big one on the sidewalk in front of a latino church.

    Fuck these people. Bash the fash motherfucker.

     
  14. Bruce Wayne

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    Guarantee it's a Russian troll op
     
  15. beerme

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    Unfortunately secession support is at an all time high on both sides of the aisle. That’s what happens as both sides become more polarized
     
  16. BrentTray

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    Not going to happen.
     
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  17. Mix

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  18. DollarBillHokie

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  19. dblplay1212

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    Just now reading about his interview where he said he'd take info from a foreign govt about an opponent. I don't even know what to say about that. I mean these two things came out of his mouth on the same day:

    - He asserted falsely that Mueller's report "said we actually rebuffed your friends from Russia; that we actually pushed them back -- we rebuffed them."

    - "I think I'd want to hear it," Trump said, downplaying the idea such a move by another country would amount to election interference. "I think you might want to listen. There's nothing wrong with listening," "It's not an interference, they have information -- I think I'd take it," Trump said.

    So in 2016 no no no didn't take anything! But he says he would now? What a fucking psycho. He can't keep up with his lies.
     
  20. Beeds07

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    Can we add people who shit on Schultz and support Biden added to the guillotine list?
     
  21. BrentTray

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    “Prince of Whales”

     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    Never realized he and Louie Anderson have met.
     
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  23. Redav

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    "Prince of Whales" :roll:
     
  24. bro

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  25. BrentTray

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  26. sflnole

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    Didn't the guy behind the California secession movement run off to Russia 2 years ago?
     
  27. Beeds07

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    Congrats on not having Facebook.
     
  28. bro

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  29. steamengine

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    Sounds like a very reputable poling operation
     
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  30. steamengine

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    Is this whole citing executive privilege on everything related to the criminal president ever gonna be addressed or is this just how things are gonna be done now?
     
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  31. timo

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    Thread title change to Prince of Whales por favor
     
  32. dome foam

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    bro do you even fast and furious?!
     
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  33. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    I mean, that’s the intent of gaslighting. It is a constant battle, but don’t let it work.
     
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  34. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Fuck 90% of Amash’s beliefs but my God thats a fantastic clapback.
     
  35. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's going to just cite e.p. and pronounce himself president for life sometime next year
     
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  36. skiedfrillet

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    i don't get the amash tweet
     
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  37. RonBurgundy

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    Excellent use of that Paine quote there.
     
  38. joe-

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  39. Lyrtch

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  40. NCHusker

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    Surely we'll do something about this particular impeachable offense
     
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  41. RonBurgundy

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    Also, George Stephanopoulos did exactly what you have to do to take Trump down: make that dumb mother fucker talk on camera. He’s so narcissistic and a compulsive liar. He literally can’t help but fuck himself over if you just ask him the right questions on camera.

    I don’t want Warren as the Dem candidate (don’t @ me) but watching her, or to a lesser extent Harris, debate Trump would be great.
     
  42. Lyrtch

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  43. NCHusker

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  44. Georgia_Nole

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    I believe this part of his presidency is entitled the “I did it, so what” phase when it comes to Trump and Russia. We’re about one to two spots away in our become a banana republic dictator game of bingo
     
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  45. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “We can’t trust the Dems to not cheat during the election so instead of letting that happen, Trump, YOUR president, will be suspending them until further notice.”
     
  46. jokewood

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    Quote from Man Not Impeached:

    "What are you going to do, impeach me?"
     
  47. Mix

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    Orlando made him pay up front. I really hope he doesn't pay the 2nd installment so we don't have his dumbass here next week.
     
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