HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

Snit really needs to get thrown out of the game.

Let's go snit, push the fucking buttons. Channel Bobby

 

I read an article at some point kind of recently that basically said the old umpires suck and the best ones are in their mid to low 30s

Shocking I know

Edit: balls and strike wise

 

Or an ump who doesn't give you the fair zone let's other people get to you

 

just want to bump this idea again

legally, ace should be allowed to rock the ump

 

Freddie imo. He's the one he talked shit to

 

or even both. that’s the beauty of the free punch. you never know who will hit the ump

 

While fair, I submit that freddie's punch may render him unavailable to be punched again

 

Braves broadcast: *Bitches about the strike zone for five minutes*

Braves broadcast five minutes later: *But we definitely can’t have an electronic strike zone. Takes the gamesmanship and fun out of the game*

 

if you have an electronic strike zone, why wouldn’t you just use your catcher as a 5th infielder with nobody on base?

 

Toby pls

 

Someone left their glass slippers in the clubhouse tonight

 

sorry i just revolutionized the sport

 

Strike zone aside, the Mets are hitting the shit out of ACE.

I'm not sure Touki is the right answer with this zone

 

Good one Chip! Stick that pool cue up Sam Holbrook's ass.

 

important to note that big country’s play was scored an error and the cano walk also is unearned due to poor umpiring

we are still on pace for a TQS

 

I love the idea of B-Mac in full gear out there backhanding grounders.

 

shit, that's just the 2nd out

 

As of last week we were one of 4 teams who had lost more runs due to the shift than had been saved by the shift.

 

Yeah, that's not at all surprising.

 

fine. the alonso hit is also now being scored as an error due to shift shenanigans. zero earned runs this inning

 

It was nice knowing you, sub-3 ERA Julio. I’m sad that I’ll never see you again.

 

Any chance of a washout tonight and at the minimum deGrom is knocked out of the game?

 

I hate it. I know the concept behind it, but opposing batters are Freddie'ing us to death just going where the ball is pitched.

Shift some, but this exaggerated shit kills me. Ground ball to second was an rbi double...

 

I’ve already got this one as a rainout tbh

 

I feel like we're still going to win.

7-5 final

 

So he's not your "Ace?"

 

deGrom at 34 pitches through three. That prediction looks a little shaky, friend.

 

deGrom has everything working tonight. Short of a 2 hour rain delay knocking him out, I think we can write this one off.

 

This P2C is null and void due to poor umpiring. I’ll get em tomorrow.

 

Whe is it expected to start raining at the stadium?

 

Yay shift

 

stop. shifting.

 

Shift beats us fucking again.

Stop throwing the ball away to pull hitters with the shift on. Fuck

 

lol fuck this ump. that was a clear strike

 

oh ffs

 

ump doesn’t butcher strike 1 and alonso strikes out

just don’t have a prayer tonight with this clown behind the plate

 

K. Turn the lights out on Julio tonight.

 

Phils still have not played an inning since Sunday's beatdown.

 

Julio may have wanted to pitch around Alonso since he already had two doubles, but then again I’m no Ace.

 

he struck him out but dipshit butchered the zone again

 

I thought about saying something about tonight’s and last night’s P2C but I will be the bigger fan.

 

Tonight is not fun in anyway lol. Facing deGrom when he's very on his game, Julio having one of his worst outings of the year and the HP ump wants to make his presence known tonight. Woof. Hope Fried can figure things out tomorrow.

 

damn 3 outs away from a TQS. woulda been a gritty performance

 

FIFY

 

Hey I accept constructive criticism bc I want to get better and I will get better

 

Honestly we didn’t have anybody click tonight and that’s perfect. Take today off bc degrom

 

Stop picking pitchers to have a good start because it’s the kiss of death

 

The $64,000 Question stopped filming 61 years ago yet Chip feels it an appropriate reference. He really should quit using his granddad’s material.