Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    Coworker built a new house and hooked up with city water instead of spending the money for his own well. First month's water bill in the summer watering his acre+ of grass was $900. Get a brain morans and get your own well if possible.
     
  2. dump

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    we all dont live in bumfuckville Nebraska
     
  3. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
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    My uncle has a nice three acre property outside of Des Moines. His yard always looks immaculate. A new neighbor asked what his secret was. Uncle tells her all three acres are sprinkled and that he runs the sprinklers at least daily (possibly more - can’t remember). She sets hers on the same schedule hoping for similar results. Husband gets a $7,000 water bill that August. Needless to say he was quite pissed. They were on city and my uncle had a second well for watering his property.
     
  4. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    I don't see the connection between water well hot takes and where you live but I'm a dumb in bumfuckville.
     
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  5. Bo Pelinis

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    And we all don't live with our parents.
     
  6. dump

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    I don’t either soooo
     
  7. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Nicely done.... really impressed with this one...
     
  8. WillySaliba

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    Two items I would have never guessed people were so passionate about. Wells and rice cookers. I have both, let’s meet at a local grocery store but give me at least 90 minutes or so to get there. I’m about 75 miles away from the nearest.
     
  9. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Pics of Dump with his roommates
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  10. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    How do people live without a rice cooker? Team Rice Cooker.
     
  11. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    I'm team rainwater cistern actually :comicbookguy:
     
  12. dump

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    thats the dream
     
  13. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    Everyone has/wants Instapots anymore
     
  14. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Look, I love my instant pot too. I was a hater until I got one as a gift and started using it (makes some killer Indian dishes).

    It doesn’t make rice nearly as well as my rice cooker.
     
  15. Imurhuckleberry

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    Oh reaery?
     
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  16. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Instant Pots and rice cookers are dumb.
     
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  17. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    You're dumb
     
  18. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    My wife is half asian. Of course we have both. She uses rice cooker more and i use instapot.
     
  19. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Are you interested in a conversation on the merits of different types of fence posts

    Biff Bridges
     
  21. WillySaliba

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    I don't really have a stake in that argument.
     
  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    Team Rice Cooker
     
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  23. Bo Pelinis

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    *Steak
     
  24. TimJimothy

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    There's no such thing as an instapot.
     
  25. Arkadin

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    Whose girlfriend is this
     
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  26. Cardeja12

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    Can we get back to our roots in this thread? Paaah-leeez?
     
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  27. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    It was going to cost over $3000 back in like 1990.
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    And how much would that cost now?
     
  30. texasraider

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    The one I’m about to drill is about $5k
     
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  31. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    That is a high priced call girl
     
  32. a.tramp

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    Or so I am guessing!
     
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  33. Doc Louis

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    You're right it could be a call boy
     
  34. Shawn Hunter

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    A lot more than it costs now to get our water.
     
  35. Doc Louis

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    Exactly. Not to mention it would kinda suck too be annexed into a city and then be told that they're not going to provide services.
     
  36. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    They provide everything else as far as I know. Guess they decided it wasn't worth the cost, though I'm sure the # they gave us was so they could make a profit off the installation.
     
  37. CF3234

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    Have a well for sprinklers. It’s nice
     
  38. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Know what's nice about having a well? If the government mandates a water rationing then you don't have to abide by it.
     
  39. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    About 11pm the other night, I’m the last awake, reading TMB when I suddenly hear a voice coming from the bedroom:

    “What’s that chopping?”

    “I don’t hear anything, you’re having a weird dream.”

    “WHAT ARE YOU CHOPPING?!”

    “I’m not chopping anything, go back to sleep.”

    “Is it the geckos?”

    “The what?”

    “The geckos are outside making chopping noises, stop them.”

    “Go back to sleep you maniac.”
     
  40. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    they can't put fluoride in it either to control your mind
     
  41. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Or can they :warn:
     
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  42. texasraider

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    It’s a call boy fwiw
     
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  43. ned's head

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    Water tangent leads me to believe that the women have been right all along
     
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  44. Hank Scorpio

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    For whatever reason, Mrs Scorpio took just the tent part of our beach canopy out of the package at some point in the last few months. We just got to the beach for the start of our vacation and guess what's not in the canopy bag.
     
  45. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Wished her a happy decade together on our anniversary yesterday.

    She says "but we've only been together 10 years!"

    ....yeah..?

    "Isn't a decade 12 years?"
     
  46. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    I’ve already got you for your 13th. Wish her a happy baker’s dozen and just soak in the confusion.
     
  47. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    "Hey, remember when you didn't know how long a decade was?" (it was a few days ago)
    "It's 100 years, right?"
    "That's a century..."


    Also today, we went out for lunch, and she ordered a sandwich called "The Chi-Town".
    She pronounced it "Chee-Town".
    We live in Chicago.
     
  48. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    I sure hope she’s pretty
     
  49. IHHH

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    I love chicago
     
  50. texasraider

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    What are your thoughts on cheecago?