I was the OP of that fine clip, and I've decided to forgive lechnerd, but only in the homeowner and snobby pool threads. He may kindly get fucked everywhere else.
I like how you say this when you miss something but you are just a good multitasker when asked about machine gun shit posting in political threads
Note that this map doesn't include unconfirmed or rumoured detonations such as the Vela Incident (a flash of light detected by an America satellite speculated to be a joint South African/Israeli test) and the largely debunked Aum Shinrikyo test (the theory that a seismic event in the Australian outback in 1993 was caused by a Japanese doomsday cult testing a nuclear bomb). Close-ups of major test sites (clickable links): Nevada Test Site (USA, 928 tests) Semipalatinsk Test Site, Kazakhstan (USSR, 456 tests) Lop Nur Nuclear Test Base (China, 45 tests) Nova Zemlya Test Base (USSR, 224 tests) Test in Mississippi
A man walking down the beach came upon a crying girl with no arms and no legs. Concerned he asked why she was crying. She replied I'm 21 years old and I've never been kissed before. The man was shocked and offered to kiss her. Yes please! She replied. So he kissed her and walked away. Another man walking down the beach saw the same girl and again she was crying. Concerned he asked what was wrong. Im 21 years old and I've never given someone a blowjob. Bewildered the man pulled down his shorts and put his dick in her mouth. After sucking his dick for a few min she thanked the man and he walked away. A third man came walking down the beach and discovered the same girl with no legs and no arms crying. Saddened by this the man asked what was wrong. The girl replied I'm 21 years old and I've never been fucked before. The man thought about it and said I can help. He picked up the girl and threw her into the ocean. Now you're fucked.