Nature is scary thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by devine, Aug 28, 2017.

  1. theriner69er

    theriner69er Well-Known Member
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    They will appreciate some play time to take their mind off their impending death.
     
  2. blind dog

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    How about you go play with the starving death machines

    Also make sure someone with access to TMB is videoing so we can make prop bets about your death
     
  3. theriner69er

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    LOL wat? This orca situation is really getting to you. Perhaps someone should play with you
     
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  4. blind dog

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    Not really, I'm just not fucking with orcas bc you (or anyone really) says it's fine

    I would like to watch one eat you tho
     
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  5. theriner69er

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    ha ha ha like anyone is gonna be in the fucking ocean, and just happen upon some orcas and be like, you know personally I'm not fucking with these things. But.....riner did say to play with them, so I'm gonna go play tag!

    the fuck are we talking about here? It was a lighthearted joke you fucking maniac, not real advice.
     
  6. bertwing

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    blind dog whatever you do.... DO NOT get into a multi page debate with riner’s dumbass. He’s Watson-lite
     
  7. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  8. theriner69er

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    A debate on my advice for what to do if you should happen to bump into an orca????

    oh, hey, also, if you are hiking up Mt. Kilimanjaro on a Thursday in August, and purple unicorn blocks your path, just tickle it behind the left ear 2 times and it will move. Just saying, if you want some real advice from me on how to deal with wildlife, advice that should 100% be taken seriously and responded to in a very earnest way, please, just remember that.
     
  9. Henry Blake

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  10. IHHH

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    Slow cook it under a nice little fire
     
  11. bertwing

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  12. bertwing

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  13. CoastalOrange

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    At first I was hoping it wasn't swimming bc it was injured or something. Then it pops up with a fish and I'm back to :ohgosh:
     
  14. bertwing

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  15. AptosDuck

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    My grandmother used to do that with her dentures
     
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  16. dawgonit

    dawgonit Like James Brown only white and taller
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  17. Sport2231

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    Me and some of the neighbors put the trash out a little early today...This big momma and cub that I couldn’t get in the picture just sauntered down the road having their fill

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  18. colonel_forbin

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    Link? I want to read about it. I went watching out of San Juan Island a few weeks ago and saw orcas. Pretty cool.
     
  19. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Got out of car to pee on way to table Rock. Mother fucking tic climbing up my calf
     
  20. $P1

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    That's a big dog
     
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  21. One Two

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    TMB when a new account starts shit posting
     
  22. Bankz

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  23. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Wow is all I can muster.
     
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  24. bertwing

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  25. One Two

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    Thanks
     
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  26. IHHH

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    LOL, I don’t give a single fuck about the fish at that point I am out
     
  27. Line 4 Guy

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    Looks fake to me
     
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  28. bertwing

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  29. Bankz

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  30. Emma

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    Full screen it
     
  31. goblue31602

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    Darwin award winner?
     
  32. IHHH

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    That’s how I picture osu fans(butterflies drinking the tears) interacting with Michigan fans (turtle) after their annual game


    Got eemm
     
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  33. Emma

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    Happened a couple days ago, Okeanos crew came across a carcass on the ocean floor, observed spiked dogfish feeding from all around and witnessed a wreckfish swallow a shark whole
     
  34. CC

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  35. Capstone 88

    Capstone 88 Going hard in the paint
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    Can’t discern its length, but knows the weight. Get real, Gregory!
     
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  36. Corch

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    As impressive as that is, the fact that they were able to get that footage is even crazier
     
  37. swiz

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  38. slhorn

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    Well I’m going to have nightmares now. Thanks
     
  39. JDR4Bama

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    Gregory is still lacking. Thanks Gregory
     
  40. kinghill

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    pearl
     
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  41. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  42. tigr2ndbase

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    Those things are so powerful.
     
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  43. CoastalOrange

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    Got that quick twitch that the bloggers love, too!
     
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  44. goblue31602

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    That bigger one got any eligibility left?
     
  45. HotMic

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    You could say this scene was, grizzly.

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