Screamed at someone for being a CUNT in way too public of a place today so if your username is TDCD, you’re trashy.
Damn, how do you stand Sooner football fandom? PS: I am not a fan of OU football, but i hit everyone of your markers
Honestly if I saw this guy I’d ask him what type of life he lives considering he is walking around prepped for a Matrix style shootout.
My grandmother has this specialized grease saver: But generally, if I'm saving it it goes in pyrex, if I'm throwing it out it goes in a tin can.
Life Pro Tip Use your old grease + newspaper to light your charcoal grill rather than lighter fluid. I'd rather my food have bacon residuals than petrol residuals.
From r/trashy: Spoiler Spoiler Backstory: My aunt's friend had to go to the ER so they showed up and put her on a stretcher but they wouldn't take her away until she finished her cigarette. So she did. My uncle told her ambulance lady that they normally aren't this redneck but right after he said that my cousin (his nephew) came running around the mobile home with a squirrel he had just shot. That's it, pretty typical day.
Can’t tell you how many Country Crock butter tubs I acquired in my late teens after eating thanksgiving or Christmas each year at my grandmas and her sending me home with a few pounds of leftovers because I was a broke college kid. I guess when you live in the south a half pound of butter goes in about every dish so they stack up quickly.
My grandma would bake thousands of sugar cookies every Xmas and send us home with dozens of country crock tubs stuffed to the gills. I love leftovers and will regularly eat things like spaghetti or hamburgers for breakfast. I always look at it like the sooner I eat it, the better it’ll taste. I also have a habit of unapologetically eating my roommate’s leftovers without asking if I sense they’ll let it languish and die in the back of the fridge.
A few generations from now, there will be an exhibit at the Smithsonian that depicts that very scene as a diorama titled, "When America was great again."
what kind of heathen uses leftover butter containers as tupperware? everyone knows you're only supposed to use leftover Cool Whip containers my man
If you drink soda: trash If you drink a drink that is red: trash If you are fat: trash (unless you’re Italian) If you tip less than 20%, ever (on purpose): trash If you ever tip less than 20% on accident (you can’t math): trash
I tip under 20 if the waiter is trash I drink soda I'm not fat My math is on point even when hammered so that doesn't apply I occasionally drink red wine. Guess I'm at 2.5 out of your 5 so I'm trash
I hooked up with a girl once who had multiple cig burns on the back of her jeans near the belt-line. She told me they were from nodding off on opiates while she was smoking cigarettes on the toilet. Is that trashier than not utilizing a landscaping service?
4th of July a kid down the street from me who weighs 300+ was sitting on a white plastic lawn chair in the middle of his yard shirtless, getting up every now and then to shoot fireworks out of his hand
Maybe its because airplanes and airports are a place where all parts of society cross paths in closer proximity than other places but I feel like I have seen more trashy/stupid behavior at airports than anywhere else. Last year my fiancee and I were in the security line and watched for 5 minutes as a full grown man argued with TSA because he was carrying an aluminum baseball bat. He continually stated it "was for baseball, not to cause trouble" and eventually went with the classic "look at me! Do I look like a terrorist!?"
Pfft. 3 small kids. We saving those pancakes for tomorrow morning breakfast if I make a bunch and not all are gone
Last time I was in an airport I saw a guy wearing a t-shirt with a giant ass ganja leaf on it. It's like he woke up that morning and asked himself what he needed to wear to ensure he got extra harassment from government officials.