Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. TrustyPatches

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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    You know, he's right
     
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  3. BWC

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    My apologies for my initial harshness.

    Your first couple posts struck me the wrong way and felt a little all too familiar to the methods of previous enlightened centrists. Look forward to sharing future discourse with you.

    Still harsh on my part. My bad.
     
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  4. Jigga

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    It’s the rat poison pack
     
  5. NCHusker

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    Futureman seems alright. We don't need to pile on about 2016 if he's on the right side of the fight now. I don't really think it beneficial to anyone for us to chase him off
     
  6. BWC

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    Only absolute reason to regret voting for 2008 McCain is that it risked Sarah Palin being POTUS. I was all aboard the McCain train until he made that abysmal choice. Of course, my support for McCain was mostly borne out of naïveté wrt his maverick nature (mostly bullshit in hindsight) and preference for experience. Thankfully, McCain/GOP operatives helped me wisen up faster, and I can say I voted for Obama twice.
     
  7. afb

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    they'll just have ICE agents conduct the census
     
  8. BWC

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    God dammit Donald
     
  9. PeterGriffin

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    2010 census: 635,000 census workers. ICE agents today: 20,000. A scary thought that would fuck with results I'm sure, but a technical drop in the bucket.
     
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  10. Redav

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    Charlie Kirk looks like his mother drank when she was pregnant with him
     
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  11. Redav

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    Yeah he seems genuinely interested in expanding his knowledge base so prob should cut him a break.
     
  12. Lyrtch

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    (that is me cutting someone a break)
     
  13. Redav

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    Just let him read the constant stream of nightmares from Twitter posted in here and, ideally, he'll figure it out.
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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    :roll:
     
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  15. GrizzliesDrew

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    The amount of people agreeing with Robert Foster's idiotic no female reporter rule on my Facebook is fucking astounding.
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

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  17. Lyrtch

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    if he was of a certain other religion there'd be a nationwide meltdown with endless trump tweets
     
  18. Futureman

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    It’s honestly not a big deal. As someone who is neither Dem or GOP it means both sides think I’m crazy I don’t always see it their way. You get used to insults but some people come around.
     
  19. Futureman

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    I’ll have some differing opinions but I’ll mostly post Kevin Kruse the historian destroying Dinesh D’Souza on Twitter
     
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  20. Futureman

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    Had Game Change come out before that election I would have been you. 24 y/o me really liked McCain the man and really didn’t know much about Obama.
     
  21. BWC

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    I didn’t think you were crazy, it just set a bit of a self-fulfilling prophetical tone imo.
     
  22. Futureman

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    We are all swimming the same direction against the GOP.
     
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  23. indeed

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  24. bro

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    Just felt like posting this

     
  25. bro

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    Govt corruption you say?!?! Not in our United States of America!
     
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  26. Randy Dangus

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    6BC81AEB-C4E7-4994-BD9D-F5F4C2CC9300.gif
     
  27. Gaknight

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    You know you are a serious party when you can’t even 1/4 fill a ballrooom in Harris Rosen’s 3rd biggest hotel in Orlando.
     
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  28. BudKilmer

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    Libertarians brains are more deformed than those that reside in the shit pit
     
  29. NCHusker

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    That's an SNL sketch I am certain of it
     
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  30. Redav

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    One of my favorite clips

    "A license to drive? You know I'd like to see some competency..."

    *resounding boos*
     
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  31. Prospector

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    Independent voter: I hate shovels. Both candidates use shovels. I am voting for the mop
    Candidate a) used shovel to plant trees
    Candidate b) used shovel to kill kittens
     
  32. joe-

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    candidate b actually used his shovel to rape women and children but it’s the same idea I get what you were saying gbr
     
  33. Futureman

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    They’re essentially anarchists
     
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  34. ~ taylor ~

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    They're idiots who consider themselves stylish anarchists.
     
  35. bro

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    It’s the fedoras
     
  36. Lyrtch

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    arguing with ancaps used to be one of my favorite things

    they'd always just invent government if you went far enough down the rabbit hole
     
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  37. Futureman

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    This reads like a Charlie Kirk tweet about libs
     
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  38. indeed

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  39. Futureman

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    Nancy is compromised yall
     
  40. Redav

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    Yeah it's like government only privately owned and shittier... and you can't call it "government"
     
  41. NilesIrish

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    Well behind ITT, I will be 35 come November, Do I have your vote?
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    Congrats on having the most racist post in a thread involving known racists
     
  43. chuckles

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    I don't think he needs to be run off and I think reading this thread will be educational but anyone who can't admit that voting for anyone other than Hillary Clinton (no matter how much you disliked her or what fucking state you're in) in the 2016 election was a mistake is a dumb IMO.
     
  44. portlandspartan

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    Michigan fan would know best! Hahalolol.

    Sorry. Laps.
     
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  45. BWC

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    Hell no. Your daughter deserves better.
     
  46. NCHusker

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    This thing we invented that has allowed modern day civil society to exist in the first place is bad because reasons
     
  47. NilesIrish

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    Harsh, but fair.
     
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  48. Futureman

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    This dumb can’t wait to get learned
     
  49. Truman

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