Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Lyrtch

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  2. Blu Tang Clan

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    Summing up the last few pages.

    1. Futureman acted like an idiot with his Tom Hanks write-in vote. I hope he knows that now and doesn't act in such a dumb way in the future.
    2. That said, he's not wrong about Hillary neglecting Michigan and Wisconsin until it was too late.
    3. Liz Warren is the shit and herb.burdette needs to recognize.
    4. Trump needs to have a stroke ASAP.
    5. Jake Tapper blows.
    6. The MSM is really fucking stupid.
     
  3. AptosDuck

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  4. Schadenfred

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    Apparently, The New Yorker is set to publish a deep dive into Alan Dershowitz. Would be glorious if this is of the Ronan Farrow and/or Jane Mayer variety.
     
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  5. Can I Spliff it

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    real life people voted for this
     
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  6. Can I Spliff it

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    and no they don't really deserve your respect
     
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  7. Croomsday

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    Sad to see all that economic anxiety coming to a head!
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    This is fucking horrifying
     
  9. GrizzliesDrew

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    I keep daydreaming of finding a Death Note notebook
     
  10. BrentTray

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    If you still support this administration pls drink bleach and do all of us a favor.
     
  11. Redav

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    Imagine how owned all of those people would have been if someone came out and started playing a tuba
     
  12. bro

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    Tonight was a reminder of how long a day can feel
     
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  13. MtOread

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    For others like me who didn’t see this live
     
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  14. bro

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    Don’t make me get Saul
     
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  15. DuckKin

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    Send HER back?

    I guess they already changed the narrative from plural to singular
     
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  16. NilesIrish

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    Cuomo rubs me wrong a lot, but he just fired into one of the budget blonde idiots with a "hypothetically, If Trump said 'I am racist' would you still support him?" and she had nowhere to go.

    They just don't care.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    they're legitimately a cult and that's exactly the mindset they approach politics with.
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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  19. Name P. Redacted

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    Reaction seems a bit overblown to this rally. None of this is new info, just a further removal of the abstraction the GOP has been building the last few decades. His rallies are basically a WWF spectacle and those idiots go to have a good time.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    remember when people called lots of us crazy for having the gall to claim trumps rhetoric would expand from deportation, to outright violence, go from undocumented immigrants, to immigrants, now citizens

    its almost like if you looked at history for five minutes you'd see the playbook
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

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    Americans are extremely bad at thinking about things sociologically, outside of themselves.
     
  22. timo

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    Honestly, just let me know when we can start shooting each other.
     
  23. Tug

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    Ya but name one thing that he’s done that has negatively impacted YOUR life
     
  24. herb.burdette

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    I take the view that the more over the top these are, the better. Shine the brightest light you can on these assholes.
     
  25. afb

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  26. Prospector

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  27. Doc Louis

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    No but let's find those idiots for old times sake
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    There's a five day waiting period...
     
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  29. Futureman

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    The point of the rally is to scare legalized citizens who immigrated here from non-euro/white countries. Make them fear so much for their lives that they leave on their own. You get to say you never forced them to leave but are glad they are gone. Every single act from Trumps tweet to GOP leaders saying it’s not racist to tonight’s rally is calculated and premeditated.

    The next step will be for the justice department to float the the idea foreign born, naturalized citizens who dissent the Presidents beliefs be labeled traitors. It would never pass legislation and likely will go nowhere in courts but it will cause another exodus. Then you go after House Dems as traitors.

    Then, the hoods go on and the Army learns the goose step. That’s the plan. Whether it works is up to the American people. Again, they’re following the Nazi playbook.
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Total votes mean nothing. Of course there’s more votes in 2016 than 1916, there’s more people. Need to put the numbers into perspective by using % of eligible voters.
     
  31. Randy Dangus

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    I’m just glad it’s not racist. I mean, that would be over the line
     
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  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    this is what I think of
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    Trumpism and the Republican party are a permanent stain
     
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  34. GrizzliesDrew

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    That baby is the vessel for JFK Jr’s soul, reborn after he died 20 years ago THIS WEEK
     
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  35. Lyrtch

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    was soooooo much of this from when Trump announced through about Charlottesville is when it quieted down
     
  36. Futureman

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  37. BWC

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    This isn’t cool
     
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  38. HoosDaMan

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    Enjoyable thread. David Frum gets dunked on a couple times.

     
  39. indeed

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    Most of the responsibility is on individual voters and the collective electorate.

    When you observe one of the two binary choices for POTUS saying he would build a wall to keep Mexican rapists out, ban Muslims, lock up his opponent, mock disabled people and war heroes, disparage women, lie about everything, and whose political rise started with birtherism, and you shrug your shoulders and say “well, I’ll sit this one out,” or you spend your vote on Tom Hanks, that’s squarely with all those folks.

    That and the the typical low turnout among younger slices of the electorate.

    2016 was an exercise in how much many Americans just took things for granted.
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    I'm never been a huge politics guy. I've been vocal about that in the past. Trump's disgusting behavior has made me much more aware and I follow it way more now. I'd like to think there's a lot of people out there like me that will show up just to vote for anyone but Trump. I think there will be a record turnout vote in the next election.
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    it'll be historic turnout

    on both sides
     
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  42. dblplay1212

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    Probably but I think there's more anti-Trump voters that didnt show up last time than Trump supporters that didn't show up.
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    Awww. You sound like me last election thinking there’s no way an idiotic, pos bigot could be elected in 2016.
     
  44. Futureman

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    “It’s your fault.” Got it.
     
  45. Teflon Queen

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    I’m not terribly confident that the election won’t be straight up rigged
     
  46. Gaknight

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    Trump's extra votes will be from Russia
     
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  47. Can I Spliff it

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    love that a ton of voters from broward, florida, very mysteriously completely forgot to to even fill in votes for senator
     
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  48. Fran Tarkenton

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    the concern, which 2018 results and polling suggests to an extent, is that there was an appreciable 3rd party vote in 2016 that will be Trump converts in 2020; in the States that are going to determine the electoral college.



    Bill Weld will not garner a similar vote share that Gary Johnson (rofl) pulled. Idk if Jill Stein is back on the ballot.The hope is some of that % share are Gary Johnson voters who vote for the Democrat in 2020 but were just too turned off to vote for Clinton 2016 bc of right wing media consumption.
     
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