MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. Rootgers

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    Can't even be mad at that Jozy goal
     
  2. Rootgers

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    Can be mad at fuckhead Murillo
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    The most Metro of goals
     
  4. DirtBall

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    You know they’ll give Jozy an assist on that one.
     
  5. snowfx2

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    Bruce can MLS better than anyone
     
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  6. Wu

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    The kind of petty I’m here for
     
  7. DirtBall

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    Speaking of. I’m really hoping that it’s a Loons-OC final cause that would mean another expansion squad would get a trophy before Jersey. Loons, OC, NYC, Phi, FCC, LAFC are the only other non trophy winners I think.
     
  8. Rootgers

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    We have shields though.

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  9. Jim Brockmire

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  10. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    The man simply doesn’t lie
     
  11. DirtBall

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    Galaxy saw what OC was doing and said “hold my beer” they still sold tickets to LAFC but then told them they couldn’t use them. Genius.

     
  12. snowfx2

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    Amazing how expensive MLS clubs are these days and only rising.

     
  13. DirtBall

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    Live look in @ DonG:

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  14. MODEVIL

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    Imagine if the Dynamo had fans who attended the match. Listed their attendance around 15-17k for most matches this year but butts in the seats look far fewer.
     
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  15. Mix

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    Only so many pro sports teams for rich guys to own.
     
  16. El_Pato

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  17. DirtBall

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    SJ just rocketing up the DirtBall power rankings here

     
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  18. DirtBall

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    BREAKING NEWS IN #TraficoTicketGate:

    Good guys LA Galaxy doing what’s right to prevent a riot. BAD and SICK fans of the known CHEATERS LAFC try to scam underprivileged youth clubs (potentially orphans, will report back when confirmed) out of their SG tickets. I think the only solution is for DonG to relegate LAFC to account for this travesty.

     
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  19. DirtBall

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    SJ social media manager is feeling saucy today:



     
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  20. DirtBall

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    Nice little curler there
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    Awful fucking call. Toledo is so fucking pathetic.
     
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  22. DirtBall

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    You can come to a complete stop on PKs now? That’s cool.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    Knock him tf out Wayne
     
  24. TheSkeeter

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    Everything about that was a joke. Doesn’t MLS use VAR?
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Only when it benefits LAFC or AtlU.
     
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  27. DirtBall

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    OMG masterclass from Jara
     
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  28. DirtBall

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    Rooins meggs him for the goal. Thank you soccer gods.
     
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  29. TheSkeeter

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    Wow. Cincy is real, real not good.
     
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  30. El_Pato

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    Got home just in time for this
     
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  31. Shiggityshwo

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    looks like Orlando's conceding defeat here
     
  32. Sub-Zero

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    :warn:
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Timbers “Superfan” user OZ is out golfing instead of watching this debacle. SMDH
     
  34. DirtBall

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    That Elis “red card” was so awful. Only 2 teams in this league get that call....
     
  35. Shiggityshwo

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    we needed, nay, deserved a night to feel good about ourselves dirt
     
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  36. xec

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  37. DirtBall

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    Just when you think a pathetic ass bottom dweller franchise couldn’t get any worse....
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    Timbers, stop being bad
     
  39. DirtBall

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    What a header from Fernandez
     
  40. El_Pato

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    That was nice
     
  41. DirtBall

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    I hear you Timber Joey
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Orlando retreating to a shell—> easy Timbers winner
     
  43. DirtBall

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    Army is jacked
     
  44. Fuck this

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    I truly loathe my mls franchise
     
  45. DirtBall

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    A point at Portland is nothing to loathe my friend
     
  46. DirtBall

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    SEVEN MINUTES??!? Dear goodness
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Holy moly.

    PTFC: 25 shots
    OCFC: 2 shots
     
  48. Fuck this

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    I can still loathe the entire franchise even though they got what the goal was
     
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  49. OZ

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    I said yes to it a while back completely forgetting about the random Thursday night game.

    Taped it, what a garbage performance from the Timbers in final 1/3. Congrats to Orlando on the point.

    Even though no statistical area would show that Portland should have lost that, Orlando had a plan and it really felt like 3 points was coming their way till the header.
     
  50. OZ

    OZ Old balls

    Gio has to change up some things going forward, last two games teams have forced Portland to finish the deal and it felt a lot like Portland when they would struggle the most under Porter.

    Lots of possession, more shots, draw and few actual goals.