Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. mal630

    mal630 Well-Known Member
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    In lieu of flowers please subscribe to golf pass.... yeah I was walking around the grocery store and almost fell down
     
  2. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Adidas has a bunch of pairs on sale plus an extra 20% off today. Very comfortable.
     
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  3. IrishLAX2

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    Rumored that Portrush will now be getting the 2024 and 2029 Opens
     
  4. animal_mother

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    The latest NLU podcast with longtime ham-and-eggers Tim Herron and Jason Bohn is pure gold. Great stories.
     
  5. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    I listened to the Elkington one this weekend. That was great.
     
  6. Wicked

    Wicked Next One's Comin' Faster
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    Where are you seeing these fj pros?
     
  7. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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  8. infected donkey

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    I must say the FJ DNA's fit my foot perfectly best arch support i've found ever and the most comfortable shoe I've ever had on my feet.
     
  9. ZeroPointZero

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    Bubba sounding very cryptic talking about having off-course struggles and working with a mental coach lately
     
  10. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    The dude obviously deals with demons.
     
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  11. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    If demons are being an asshole then yeah.
     
  12. DriveByBBQ

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    I’ve had adidas and new balance molds that are extremely comfortable.
     
  13. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    One can cause the other
     
  14. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fire Darvin Ham
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    The way he was talking it sounded like he cheated on his wife or something
     
  15. NP13

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    can't blame him
     
  16. RalfBully

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    What’s the back story with this David Bargiano or whatever guy that keeps a medical going or some shit?
     
  17. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    He had a misdiagnosed injury but keeps using his exemption and then WD for years
     
  18. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    This place looks sexy, hopefully it isn't a rinkydink trick course like Paris.

    (Fully acknowledgement that we are setting up bomb and gouge courses)



     
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  19. teel

    teel Schiano Man
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  20. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    im not a big fan of awarding a ryder cup to a venue thats been open for like 2 years.
     
  21. MODEVIL

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    I’m watching the Cuda because Directv and CBS are in a contract dispute. Not good.
     
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  22. Dukes

    Dukes flying ain't nothing just fallin' with style
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    You’re not missing much
     
  23. DriveByBBQ

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    I'm caddying for my nephew in a 9-hole junior tournament this weekend. He's 10 years old with potential. Crushes off the tee (I measured a 220 yard drive last time we played), very coachable, all-star baseball team won state etc...This is a first for both of us and I'm taking off Friday to work with him and prep. Any advice is appreciated. I think we're going to focus on his short game and putting. Any tips for carrying the bag are appreciated.

    Also any books for either of us to read.
     
  24. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    club up when hitting through the trees
     
  25. DriveByBBQ

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    And put it back in your stance
     
  26. DriveByBBQ

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    Also it’s Caddie not Caddy.
     
  27. Phi Mus Love Boones Farm

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    Just be positive and make sure he has fun.
     
  28. sc_chant

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    This. Hes 10. He can have all the potential in the world, but if he gets discouraged, he'll lose interest. While practicing, create games. Don't just say "make this put 5 times in a row." Do closest to the pins, play horse, etc.
     
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  29. Paddy Murphy

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    Remember that 9 year olds pout about losing or playing badly for about 15 minutes and then just want to go get ice cream or play with their friends. The only person who can make them unhappy or dejected for longer than that is the adult they are looking too for affirmation, and they’ll remember.

    Point him in the right direction, but let him make the decisions on the course. He may be wrong, but he doesn’t learn anything if he’s being told what to do at every turn.

    Have fun yourself. Don’t take it too seriously. Not at least until you and the other caddie start gambling.
     
  30. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    Grip it and rip it
     
  31. DriveByBBQ

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    Better question, what should be in a 10 year olds bag?
     
  32. sc_chant

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  33. Fargin'

    Fargin' 50% soulless
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    Anyone play Bay Creek in Cape Charles VA? Trying to decide if which course to play. Leaning towards Arnie's.
     
  34. Brandon Chicken

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    Is the tournament up here? Hit me up if so and we’ll grab a beer if you have time.
     
  35. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    Big league chew so he can throw in a monster lip when he starts getting wayward off the tee.
     
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  36. DriveByBBQ

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    Indeed it is, front nine at the Ledges. PM sent.
     
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  37. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    2019-2020 schedule was released and definitely fits better for major prep than this year's schedule.

     
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  38. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    There was no way Memphis was going to work next year slotted after the British. That would have been UK, Memphis, Japan in consecutive weeks.
     
  39. Sportfan

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    Y’all are taking this too seriously already lol. I bet he’s an uber-competitive kid from your quick bio of him. My only real advice would be helping him through any struggles or bad attitude moments from the inevitable mindfuck that is this stupid game.
     
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  40. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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  41. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Is it bad that I was rooting incredibly hard for a miss?
     
  42. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    I could listen to Bohn tell stories all day.
     
  43. Sportfan

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    I watch more than enough LPGA golf to know that happens at all levels. They mark fucking tap-ins on that tour.
     
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  44. HatterasJack

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    Why?
     
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  45. Sportfan

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    Know a few players from my time in the business plus I get bored a lot lol.
     
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  46. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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  47. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    the Xander shit seems like such an overblown, fake news story.
     
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  48. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    From an individual player standpoint, I agree. For the manufacturers though, it’s a shot across the bow.

    The CT limit for drivers these days is actually 239. But since manufacturing processes aren’t perfect, the golf governing bodies have allowed for a 10% deviation of that limit to account for manufacturing tolerances. So the *real* limit is 257. Fact of the matter is equipment companies are doing two things that they’re trying to get away with - blatantly manufacture with the hope of getting as close to 257 (and not giving a shit about the 239) and also giving their tour pros the drivers off the assembly line that are the absolute closest to the 257 limit. In essence, they’re playing with fire a bit and the R&A actually has the balls to call them on it.

    Wouldn’t shock me if they get rid of the 10% fudge factor entirely and make 239 the *real* limit again. That helps with limiting the distance the ball goes, helps older courses stay relevant, and actually gives amateurs a chance to compete with pros because tour issue equipment isn’t longer than standard.
     
  49. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    The bigger deal is that it was what 4 out of ~30 drivers failed? That's a pretty high clip to not test everyone. That means probably a dozen players played with non confirming drivers.

    It's also been suggested that 3 woods are probably all over the limit since they know they aren't tested
     
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  50. IrishLAX2

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    The weirdest part of the whole thing is that it’s the same people who argue against bifurcation that are seemingly against testing to see if pros are using equipment that could be very different than amateurs....which is outrageously hypocritical.