Milwaukee Brewers: Where the F do the Brewers find these PUKE DIARRHEA PITCHERS? FAUCI University??

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  1. tradercane

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    Sorry IanC I know you were a fan of Dubon. I don't like what we got back in return but I don't think we will miss him one bit. As long as we don't trade anyone of significance I will be satisfied.
     
  2. Bert Handsome

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    Dubon was never anything more than an alternative to the crappy options we were trotting out at the time
     
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  3. Emma

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    Brewers get:

    Jordan Lyles - Rental

    Drew Pomeranz - Rental

    Jacob Faria - 3.5 yrs control

    Ray Black - 5.5 yrs control

    Lose:

    Mauricio Dubon - 6.5 yrs control

    Jesus Aguilar - 3.5 yrs control

    Cody Ponce

    Marcos Diplan

    It's something
     
  4. tradercane

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    Pretty much garbage in and garbage out which is fine with me.
     
  5. tradercane

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    Grisham is getting called up. I guess this means that Braun will be playing some first base. It should be exciting to see Grisham play but maybe they should have kept him in AAA until next May or so to get an extra year of control.
     
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  6. tradercane

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    Now with Aguilar gone the need for a right handed bat is even bigger. Hiura is great but besides him we just have Braun and Cain.
     
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    Lyles is bad
     
  8. Emma

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    Your mom is bad
     
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  9. Emma

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    Maybe we should've traded Hader
     
  10. Emma

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    More like Chase was yet again taken out earlier and we have like 21 LOB
     
  11. Emma

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    Shaw definitely helping too.
     
  12. tradercane

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    He shouldn't be pitching three days in a row but yes I am very much in favor of moving him next offseason if we can get a blockbuster package. Hader is great but this team needs a major influx of talent that our system seems incapable of doing for us.
     
  13. tradercane

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    Counsell always pulls him too early. With this pen I don't know why he insists on pulling his starters when they are pitching well.
     
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  14. tradercane

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    He has become completely useless.
     
  15. tradercane

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    This season is pretty much gone. My focus is on what Stearns is going to do this offseason and beyond because he has had a very disappointing year. This farm system needs big improvement and thats on Stearns; I think we need an overhaul of our scouting department which has not produced nearly enough for more than a decade.
     
  16. tradercane

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    This loss is on the bullpen but geez can this team ever get a hit with runners in scoring position. They had bases loaded and no one out and they only scored because of a wild pitch. I haven't seen the stats in a few weeks but I know we had the lowest average with runners in scoring position.
     
  17. tradercane

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    I am ready to just ride out the rest of this season with Burnes in the rotation. As bad as he has been I still think he can be outstanding. There is just no upside with the likes of Davies and Chacin.
     
  18. Emma

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    First inning is somewhere in the tweet too
     
  19. Bert Handsome

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    I can think of very few voices I find more bothersome than Hadricort. Maybe it's not just his voice, but all the gomer shit that he says along with it.
     
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  20. Emma

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    He's insufferable imo

    Also you really dislike him I notice
     
  21. Bert Handsome

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    I think it was when I listened to the podcast once I just couldn't get over how much I hated listening to him talk
     
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  22. Bert Handsome

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    Throw a fucking strike ffs
     
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  23. Emma

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    Fucking Hader
     
  24. Bert Handsome

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    He needs to at least tease the slider.
     
  25. Emma

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    Needs a 3rd pitch
     
  26. Bert Handsome

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    This game is stupid
     
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  27. Emma

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    Hader is giving up a HR per 3.6 appearances.
     
  28. Bert Handsome

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    So he's burned this series and we might not even win this stupid game
     
  29. Bert Handsome

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    A W from Hader helps me more in fantasy than a save anyways.
     
  30. Emma

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    Keston has 14 home runs
     
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  31. Bert Handsome

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    So, Hader pretty much sucks now.

    I don't think he's gone through a stretch this bad for this long.
     
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  32. Emma

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    Can't locate his slider so hitters are sitting on his fastball and killing it. Additionally, he was once elite because he was deceptive, and hitters have caught up to that. Never had anything that was unhittable.

    Speaking of unhittable, Brewers demoted Corbin Burnes to Double-A Biloxi
     
  33. Bert Handsome

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    JFC
     
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  34. Emma

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    Grisham has been fun since his call
     
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  35. Emma

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    Lol
     
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  36. Emma

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    Milwaukee Brewers shake up scouting department with trio of firings

    3 long-term members of the department who were let go, one pro scout and two amateur scouts

    Pro scouting crosschecker Ryan Thompson, regional supervisor Brian Sankey and area scout Dan Huston, sources tell The Athletic. Other changes possible.

    Sounds like Stern wants to make the scouting department smaller and more analytically approached
     
  37. Emma

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    Fun times for the Brewers!
     
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  38. BleedinGreen

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    My old ass cannot handle them possibly blowing this lead...
     
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  39. Emma

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    Free baseball is currently taking a toll on me
     
  40. BleedinGreen

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    [​IMG]
     
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    Never in doubt.
     
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  42. Bert Handsome

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    This fucking bullpen
     
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  43. Emma

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    Come again?
     
  44. Emma

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    When Fat Albers is your go to guy, you have a bit of a problem
     
  45. Bert Handsome

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    :awshucks:
     
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  47. Emma

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    After Last Night's Game, Brewers Rank 30th in Team LOB with 7.32 per game
     
  48. Bert Handsome

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    Is that good?
     
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  50. Emma

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