Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Wicket

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    im not entirely sure it was thoughtful but i fully support your right to not read such a wall of text
     
  2. El Tiburon

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    Pics of girlfriend? I have a friend who might be interested.
     
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  3. Bruce Wayne

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  4. Mister Me Too

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  5. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    This is hilarious.

     
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  6. Daniel Ocean

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    It’s a weird thing. On one hand it keeps women subordinate it’s a fucked up practice. But freedom of man made religion. I’d be cool with it here much the same I am cool with banning female genital mutilations or any ass backward practices in the name of religion.
     
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  7. sflnole

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    Jesus... sometimes, you just have to laugh at how utterly deranged he is.
     
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  8. steamengine

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  9. sflnole

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    Definitely don't need our politicians using words like bruh and dude in public:facepalm:
     
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  10. steamengine

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    They heard him
     
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  11. steamengine

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  12. CaneKnight

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    Lol “moderate republicans”
     
  13. steamengine

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  14. CaneKnight

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    Call her daddy a war criminal please
     
  15. ned's head

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    This would be a damn shame

     
  16. Eraser

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    Definitely should have gone with 'homes'
     
  17. ned's head

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  18. infected donkey

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    If only someone would have shot him in the face instead.
     
  19. PeterGriffin

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    I just googled "is dick cheney dead? no?! why not?" but I didn't get the answers I was looking for. Maybe bing or wolfram alpha can help.
     
  20. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Wouldn't hold out for that apology. Dude shot his friend in the face with a shotgun and made his friend apologize to him
     
  21. infected donkey

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  22. Rothko

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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    ThEy WeRe AlL pArT TiMe JoBs
     
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  24. AptosDuck

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    As somebody who has taught nuclear strategery at the university level, I can say that Liz Cheney needs to shut the fuck up
     
  25. Jigga

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    As a human being, I can say that Liz Cheney needs to shut the fuck up
     
  26. NYGator

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    He speaks like a third grader trying to write their first essay assignment that has a number of word requirement.
     
  27. Rothko

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    Can’t have anyone who might actually perform their duties in a competent, non-partisan manner...
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

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  29. Tobias

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  30. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  31. joe-

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    She was just carrying around “wedding cash” huh
     
  32. Tobias

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    fun grift for horny maga guys to fund her wedding
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    Go fund me is too close to socialism so I am sure she doesn’t want free money
     
  34. fuxstockings

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    maga chuds are always some combination of angry and/or horny
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

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    Just messaged the go fund me organizer to go fuck himself
     
  36. cyclist

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    - Edward R. Murrow
     
  37. Jigga

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    God she’s the worst
     
  38. BudKilmer

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    Who in the blue fuck travels with wedding cash

    She’s a grifter who is operating a new grift within her current grift.

    If she wasn’t such an astounding piece of death deserving shit, it’d almost be impressive
     
  39. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    WH starting to suspend reporters that dear leader does not like.

     
  40. Eraser

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    It's possible we might have found the one really fucking stupid Trump supporter.
     
  41. Hoss Bonaventure

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  42. ned's head

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    What a way to end the week
     
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  43. steamengine

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    It’s called the gig economy, pal
     
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  44. Bruce Wayne

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    I’m spending my Friday night watching AOC fail at using a rice cooker on IG.

    God I love her
     
  45. Schadenfred

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    Note: This does not include Trump's administration.



    source: link
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    Well shit Matt, why don't you run if you're making it sound so easy