*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by roonskie, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. Homo Erectus

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    Sporting has been a decent team for awhile & have no clue what to do when wheels fall completely off.

    Plus there have been like 20 lineups bc of injuries/etc. Not to mention Zusi, Besler & Sinovic are showing their age.

    They remind me of KU bball last year.
    Great team on paper.Start the year promising & then everything that can go wrong does. Just happy for the season to be over and 1/3 of the team leaves.
     
  2. Homo Erectus

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    Who do we really want back next year?
     
  3. DirtBall

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    Biggest issue imo. Vermes pressed Besler to get the squad to skip the off season. He wanted them 100% vs Toluca because being the first team to win CCL has always been his pipe dream. No one else had an MX opponent round one. So a team that was already old, already slow, now skipped their entire offseason (which was a violation with the league CBA). Guess what happened? A ton of injuries and a wasted season.
     
  4. hardcorekickball

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    I mean, he showed potential but really was just a bleach blonde pile of pubes.
     
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  5. ono

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    He had that sweet goal that one time though

    I actually don't mind Yohan. He isn't as good as his DP slot would indicate but I'm usually impressed by his work rate, which is more than I can say for most of the team.
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    Zelalem, Espinoza and Kuzain in with SPR tonight. Pipé-Busio-Ilie to start tomorrow would be my guess. Or start Ben and bring Busio in at the 60th.
     
  7. DirtBall

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    No point in staying up:

     
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  9. Andy Reocho

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    Hell yes Pipe
     
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  10. DirtBall

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    Gotta get to half with this advantage
     
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  12. DirtBall

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    Our 5% playoff chance just bumped to about 35%. Let’s GOOOOOO
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Muscle Hampster -> Shelton clone.
     
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  14. DirtBall

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    A little different feel at practice when we don’t shut down our legs for a change. Z probably slides in right behind Ilie for best touch on the team.

     
  15. DirtBall

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    There it is:

     
  16. DirtBall

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    So we traded Rubio and Rwatubyaye for 325K TAM and Benny in the end.
     
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  17. Homo Erectus

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    I'd trade Rowe for a pair of cleats & one of those sports tracker training bras at this point.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Especially since he’s a free agent after this season and by all accounts loved “playing” here so if they thought something was there they can just bring him back next year.
     
  19. Homo Erectus

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    Please no
     
  20. DirtBall

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    FFS Sam, he’s just playing with peoples emotions now.

     
  21. DirtBall

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    Vermes recently said there is a player with our U15s that’s the best prospect he’s ever seen (our academy or others) but refused to say a name to keep the pressure off the kid. I wonder if this is him:



     
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  22. DirtBall

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    #NeverForget the time we won our first trophy in a decade because Puma completely mind fucked Alonso and Eddie Johnson:

     
  23. DirtBall

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    Yes obviously a shit fucking match BUT I did try the mobile concession ordering for the first time. It was extremely bad ass. Just pulled up the app, pick out your food and drinks, pay on the phone. Continue watching the match. They text when everything’s ready (was like 3 or 4 minutes), and you just walk up and pick it up from the stand. They had the drinks in a carrier and all the food in to-go boxes and everything packed in a large paper to-go bag. Was back to my seat within 2 minutes.
     
  24. DirtBall

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    Fontas has to go down as our worst signing ever. If it wasn’t for him Ike would still be here. A 3 CB trio of Matt, Ike, Barath would be fine. But Fontas got the huge paycheck, made Ike jealous. And ruined this team.

     
  25. DirtBall

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    Soooo, this is, a...lineup. I guess.

     
  26. Homo Erectus

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  27. DirtBall

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    Haha, the bench is 3 defenders, 2 d midfielders, and Hurtado. Went through 2/3 the season with no healthy defenders now we have no healthy attackers. Wtf.
     
  28. DirtBall

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    Wide open header givin to Dom at the 6 10 seconds after Busio gets muscled off the ball on the wing.....luckily it’s Dom so he shanked it. But why not Busio as a false nine and Jim on the wing?
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Tim just killed a man
     
  30. DirtBall

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    Looks like they won’t have a RB, luckily our LW can take advantage on that. Wait...
     
  31. DirtBall

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    Wow. Smith has lost his baby fat. Actually looks like a soccer player now.
     
  32. DirtBall

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    Zusi giving up goal. Who woulda guessed?
     
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  33. DirtBall

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    Fuck off Graham you worthless cunt
     
  34. DirtBall

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    That was an absolute failure. Either flip Busio-Jim or bring in Hurtado for Gian and get Jim out wide.
     
  35. DirtBall

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    FUCK YOU 810

    FUCK FOX SPORTS

    FUCK YOU NATE BUKATEY
     
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  36. DirtBall

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    Fuck that guys. I don’t care that it’s Dom. You play till the ref tells you to stop.
     
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  37. DirtBall

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    This team is the fucking worst
     
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  38. DirtBall

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    Orlando: 1 shot on goal. 1 goal.

    Sporting: 2 weak fucking outside the box slops that will never go in.

    Such an awful fucking match. Relegate anyone involved.
     
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  39. DirtBall

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    BUMP!!!
     
  40. DirtBall

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    Benny you cunt fucking shit fucker
     
  41. DirtBall

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    Such an awful miss. Story of the season. Just let SPR play the rest of the way.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Stuck a fork in them because they’re fucked
     
  43. Homo Erectus

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    There's only about 6-7 players they should bring back next year.
     
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  44. DirtBall

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    Sums up the entire year offensively. Add in 1 out of position CB and 2 slow full backs and you got a shit stew brewing:

     
  45. DirtBall

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    Lol. The new “speedy LB” has been burnt twice in the first 2 minutes.
     
  46. Squints

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  47. DirtBall

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    Leave Wondo completely unmarked on a corner. Absolutely brilliant. Very curious if we keep this within 3 by half.
     
  48. DirtBall

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    Omg. Same fucking run. Another open fucking man.
     
  49. DirtBall

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    Will always love Ben
     
  50. DirtBall

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    WTF was up with the guy lovingly embracing that old lady?