Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CF3234, Nov 28, 2018.

  1. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

    You know else doesn't know?
    [​IMG]

    Look at the top lmao
     
    slogan119, BWC, Tobias and 9 others like this.
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

    No I mean I'm pretty sure that particular account can't tell
     
    Redav likes this.
  3. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
    Donor

    the president's other retweet today is


    thank you Breaking News Live News
     
    Barves2125, slogan119, Tobias and 6 others like this.
  4. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
    Donor
    Auburn TigersAtlanta Braves

  5. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
    Donor TMB OG
    Virginia Tech HokiesWashington NationalsLos Angeles LakersWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsBayern Munich

    my favorite part is the naivety of everyone who thought anyone was actually going to jail besides Epstein. why would anyone bother covering shit up when our justice system will never convict them of a crime?
     
    Lipp, Tobias, Lucky24Seven and 6 others like this.
  6. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneOklahoma City ThunderTottenham HotspurSeattle Kraken

  7. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
    Donor
    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesLos Angeles LakersChelseaWerder-Bremen

    Smoking gun right there. Book 'em Lou.
     
    Lipp, oldberg, bro and 5 others like this.
  8. BJ

    BJ Well-Known Member
    Donor

    But from the direction of whom? Does the average prison guard risk the consequences of not following protocol just because they dislike a prisoner? I’ve known a couple of prison guards and even though they told me of prisoners they hated because of the type of crime they committed, they wouldn’t have jeopardized their livelihood to get that prisoner killed.
     
  9. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    Yet, we're supposed to believe in politicians.
     
    MoJo likes this.
  10. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    The whole, he was an awful person so will let him commit suicide theory but them not willing to take a bribe to allow something to happen is kinda hilarious to me.

    This world sure likes jumping to conclusions even when they know very little.
     
    Charles DeMar likes this.
  11. Ty Webb

    Ty Webb Living rent free in Jigga's head
    Donor
    Nebraska CornhuskersChicago CubsChicago BullsDetroit LionsChicago BlackhawksTiger Woods

    If the world knew more, it wouldn't be jumping to conclusions..
     
    Gunners likes this.
  12. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not
    Donor
    Texas RangersOklahoma City ThunderOklahoma Sooners

    The truth is likely just that Espstein had a ton of dirt on people in power across the entire spectrum. The rich and powerful do what they want, and they pit the rest of America against each other. While we argue about libs and trumptards, they line their pockets, laugh their ass off, and strip mine “wealth” from the middle class.
     
    HuskerInMiami likes this.
  13. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
    Donor
    Nebraska Cornhuskers

    They deserve more tax cuts. Maybe they’d be happy then and stop engaging in worldwide diddling rings.
     
    Lipp, wes tegg, Tobias and 4 others like this.
  14. mmm

    mmm Well-Known Member

    Two things couldn’t be more clear: 1) Epstein was killed by someone very powerful; and 2) whoever it was will 100% get away with it.
     
  15. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesSwansea

    Is successfully committing suicide considered getting away with it?
     
    Lipp, ARCO, Stagger Lee and 10 others like this.
  16. Gunners

    Gunners Nicking a living
    Donor
    Ohio State BuckeyesBaltimore OriolesWashington WizardsWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsArsenal

    Bradley Cooper failed the first time in a star is born, the oldest Shelby brother failed twice; should I believe that some billionaire dickhead could hang himself. Makes you think.
     
    Lipp, Stagger Lee, dump and 4 others like this.
  17. timo

    timo g'day, mate
    Donor
    Penn State Nittany LionsPittsburgh SteelersPittsburgh PenguinsTottenham HotspurPittsburgh Pirates

    Jeffrey Epstein: If I did it
     
    blotter, Lipp, blind dog and 5 others like this.
  18. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
    Donor
    Wake Forest Demon DeaconsDenver NuggetsWyoming Cowboys

    Well the court is forced to abatement because you can’t try a dead guy, so he never gets convicted. Hernandez used the same loophole. #lifehack
     
  19. LA window washer

    LA window washer Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I don’t understand rich, powerful, and influential people having this fetish of liking young boys or girls. I believe the country should be run by John Mayer, The Rock, Leo, Timberlake, and George Clooney. At that point maybe, just maybe we’ll be on the right track. Fuck I forgot Jeter, secretary of defense due to his diligence of camouflaging the herpes.

    Edit: In common fetish***
     
    #1319 LA window washer, Aug 10, 2019
    Last edited: Aug 10, 2019
  20. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
    Donor TMB OG
    Virginia Tech HokiesWashington NationalsLos Angeles LakersWashington Football TeamWashington CapitalsBayern Munich

    being wealthy doesn't make you a pedo, it makes you a pedo who became wealthy. your average sex offender registry is full of people making $42,000 a year.
     
    Lipp, dump and BudKilmer like this.
  21. LA window washer

    LA window washer Well-Known Member
    Donor

    I hear ya, and it was ignorant what I said. It all pisses me off and feels like a garnish of shit to the past few weeks.
     
  22. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

  23. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

    I also think it warps your sense of reality. Too rich to face consequences and nearly everything is available at a moment’s notice, have to keep upping the ante.
     
    BWC, Tobias, dump and 5 others like this.
  24. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
    Staff Donor

    extreme wealth changes your brain
     
    Lipp, slogan119, TC and 3 others like this.
  25. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Florida State SeminolesChicago BullsChicago BearsChicago BlackhawksBayern MunichTiger Woods

    I wouldnt say that. I'd say all those people have had feelings and were already Pedos. The amount of money they had just made them act on it
     
  26. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
    Staff Donor

    Lipp, Eathan Edwards, BWC and 3 others like this.
  27. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsSeattle Kraken

  28. NoNatty

    NoNatty Keyboard Cowboy
    Donor
    Oregon DucksPortland Trail BlazersSan Francisco 49'ersManchester UnitedPortland Timbers

  29. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
    Donor
    Tennessee VolunteersLos Angeles DodgersBuffalo BillsBuffalo Sabres

  31. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    On one hand, yes, if you give someone enough money to become truly wealthy, then it's not as though *bam* that person is suddenly a pedo.

    On the other hand, it makes logical sense that the predation of children might be more common among those with unlimited money and power. You have the means to satisfy every pleasure. Whatever you want is yours. Gratification on tap. And you become desensitized to the normal things that previously satisfied you, so you seek out newer, odder, and ever-increasingly perverse ways to please yourself. Money and power affords you the means to procure whatever it is that satisfies you. And, fortunately, your money and power almost always buffer you from retribution.
     
  32. soulfly

    soulfly Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Seattle MarinersSeattle SeahawksBarcelonaSeattle SupersonicsSeattle SoundersSeattle Kraken

    Wasn’t he in SHU?
     
  33. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
    Donor

    Major work was put into the JE wiki the past few days. It went from a barren wasteland to a doctoral thesis. Including this gem:

    According to various sources, Epstein, beginning in the early 2000s, showed a strong interest in improving the human race through genetic engineering and artificial intelligence, including using his own sperm. He addressed the scientific community at various events and occasions and communicated his fascination with eugenics.[210] It was reported in August 2019 that Epstein had planned to "seed the human race with his DNA" by impregnating up to 20 women at a time using his New Mexico compound as a "baby ranch", where mothers would give birth to his offspring. He was an advocate of cryonics and his own idiosyncratic version of transhumanism, and had said, perhaps in jest, that he intended to have his penis and head frozen.[211][212]
     
    AaronCE, Tiffin and Larry Sura like this.
  34. GuyOnA_Buffalo

    GuyOnA_Buffalo Orphans, Cougars & What Not
    Donor
    Texas RangersOklahoma City ThunderOklahoma Sooners

    I don’t think that’s why they have sex with minors.
     
  35. Billy King

    Donor
    West Virginia MountaineersColorado RockiesNew Orleans PelicansNew Orleans SaintsCharlotte 49ers

    The obvious response is if/when the guard gets fired he will be compensated under the table and never have to work again

    Duh
     
    Tiffin and dblplay1212 like this.
  36. Biship

    Biship Well-Known Member
    Donor
    Kansas State WildcatsKansas City RoyalsKansas City ChiefsSporting Kansas City

    Can we talk about the egg shaped or tear drop shaped penis?
     
  37. Emma

    Emma
    Donor
    Wisconsin BadgersMilwaukee Brewers altMilwaukee BucksGreen Bay Packers

    My penis senses are tingling!
     
    marcus likes this.
  38. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG
    Alabama Crimson TideNew York YankeesJacksonville Jaguars2pacSneakersFormula 1

    I think so.
     
  39. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

  40. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneOklahoma City ThunderTottenham HotspurSeattle Kraken

    I'm extremely ready for the article in Quillette or The Federalist about how while it does appear that our billionaires have formed a lawless cabal of pedophiles, we can't forget about all the jobs they create
     
    Clegg, Lipp, skiedfrillet and 20 others like this.
  41. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    UCF KnightsPittsburgh PenguinsOrlando CityPittsburgh Steelers

     
    Lipp, IronLung, ARCO and 11 others like this.
  42. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
    Donor
    South Carolina GamecocksAtlanta BravesCarolina PanthersTottenham Hotspur

    I don’t have jurisdiction
     
    Lipp, dump, popnfresh and 3 others like this.
  43. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
    Donor

    Conspiracy theorists when they use the word ‘cabal’

    [​IMG]
     
    blotter, Lipp, skiedfrillet and 31 others like this.
  44. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    [​IMG]
     
    Keef, Duane Coleman, oldberg and 6 others like this.
  45. Larry Sura

    Larry Sura Tuyuq. Fratzy
    Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersAtlanta HawksAtlanta FalconsUSA Rugby

    AaronCE, Can I Spliff it and TwoPoor like this.
  46. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
    Donor
    Tulsa Golden HurricaneOklahoma City ThunderTottenham HotspurSeattle Kraken

  47. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

    BudKilmer likes this.
  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
    Donor
    Notre Dame Fighting IrishSt. Louis CardinalsSt. Louis Blues

  49. Wu

    Wu Nope.
    TMB OG

  50. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Endorsed by Fred McGriff
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Florida GatorsMiami MarlinsMiami DolphinsFlorida PanthersMiami Heat