Rylee Martell's brother and TAFI Martell's son, Tathan will not be jizzing in jars

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  1. Goose

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  3. TC

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    Tate / Tathan
     
  4. Fudd

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    This is the new Jekyll and Hyde.
     
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    Scrimmage report


    ▪ Martell had the cleanest scrimmage in terms of not committing a turnover but was sacked a half dozen times and looked tentative when the pocket collapsed, the official said

    Martell had some success throwing underneath but didn’t do a lot of damage downfield. He gained decent yards on designed runs, but Greg Rousseau flustered him and was often in his face
     
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    Would be a real shame if we couldn’t see that rocket launcher on 8/24

     
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    wow hes bad
     
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    He sucks against air but he will totally dominate once he is being pressured.
     
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  10. danny2430

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    The more I hear, the less likely it seems he will be out there

    He’s struggled with basic throwing mechanics since day one
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    But dat swagger doe.
     
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  13. ATXCane03

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    Yea he hasn't been good since he got here
     
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  14. danny2430

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    Yeah he has a solid instagram game, and his girlfriend is ridiculous
     
  15. ButchCassidy

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    and his sister has a nice ass but ugly lips. Team Tathan's social media game, not football game.
     
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  16. G46

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    I always just assumed Perry would win the job, at least to start the year.
     
  17. Jack Parkman

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    Could be wrong but I feel as if #Ohio State Buckeyes fans pretty much said this about him when he transferred, but I was wrong once before
     
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  19. herb.burdette

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    He was okay in limited action last year. Nothing earth shattering either way.
     
  20. ButchCassidy

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    He did go 10 for 10 against the mighty #Rutgers Scarlet Knights
     
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  21. ATXCane03

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    Still think it was a flyer worth taking. It’s Not like we are putting all of our eggs in that basket. Perry sucks but we have Jarren Williams on the roster who is unproven and a 4 star kid coming next year.
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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    From the reports ive read it seems like Jarren has been the most impressive of the 3 so far
     
  23. Born Again Lefty

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    He’s always thrown the best ball, but I think the issues comes when it’s live. Seen reports that he has decision issues.
     
  24. Jack Parkman

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    Saw one reporter say Perry really struggles when he gets pressured and has to make a decision

    Seems like a recipe for disaster vs a Grantham defense if he were to be out there week 1
     
  25. ATXCane03

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    Probably so.
     
  26. ATXCane03

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    I would be really disappointed if he was the starter.
     
  27. herb.burdette

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    Given the choice between Joe Burrow or Martell, I take Burrow. Neither are going to be NFL QBs.
     
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  29. devine

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    He should have just come to wvu and been the starter but he’s an idiot
     
  30. IvanTheTerrible

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    I have a feeling Burrow gets drafted. I'm not saying something outlandish like 1st or 2nd round. But I could definitely see the dude being a day 3 pick.
     
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  31. Fudd

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    Miami should at least start Tathan for the Tulane and Rutgers games.
     
  32. danny2430

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    They said our last scrimmage had a ton of sacks, but our D-line is also going to be scary good again

    So whoever it is, at least they’ll be used to having zero protection and improvising

    Tathan’s scrambling ability is probably the only reason he is still in the starter conversation
     
  33. devine

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    I’m sure offensive guru mark rich will be able to get the most out of tathan
     
  34. Jack Parkman

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    What
     
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    What the confusion
     
  36. Jack Parkman

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    Who is this mark rich you speak of and what does he have to do with young Tathan
     
  37. devine

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    My bad. Richt*
     
  38. herb.burdette

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    I only saw him play twice last year, but my sense was an undrafted free agent. I like Burrow, I just think he plays above his talent.
     
  39. Jack Parkman

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    Mark richt is retired friendo
     
  40. devine

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    Who did they hire
     
  41. Corch

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    The coach that gave up like 1000 yards to the worst Wisconsin team since before Barry Alvarez
     
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    Oh my god that’s right they hired manny Diaz :roll:
     
  43. bertwing

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    Even with Martell being ass I’ll gladly trade you guys Ben Hicks for Tathan
     
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    I have been at nearly every open media period during preseason practices including both of the practices we could see everything.

    I have my own opinions on the quarterbacks, but I wanted to pass on info I have been gathering.

    I have been speaking with a number of other reporters from the various newspapers and TV stations who have also been at practice. I have also spent time talking to a number of reporters for other websites as well basically to just listen to their opinions because we all have different backgrounds and see things differently.

    In talking to all of these people and certainly I haven’t been able to talk to every single person, but there is nobody who has said Tate Martell has looked the best in the preseason. However, a number of the reporters believe Martell will be named the starter.

    Just wanted to pass this on before an announcement was made.

    :pray:
     
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  46. Jack Parkman

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    Wow Tathan lost out to a RS-FR

    Back in the portal?
     
  47. PSU12

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    Him and the Lane train will be great together
     
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  49. Jack Parkman

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    I’m aware of this, should let these guys know


     
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  50. Pelican

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    Jarren has four years remaining. Yeah I’m fully expecting to see Tathan back in the portal.
     
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