Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. soulfly

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    Had no idea Cuomo was yoked. Has to be frustrating that the best you can hope for is a troll slob having to swing first in order to get these WMDs going.
     

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  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Lol that’s so shopped
     
  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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  4. BudKilmer

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  5. indeed

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    When I was in my 20s, working a regular job and side gigs to pay off my debt, I knew better than to pay $6 for a coffee.
     
  6. CaneKnight

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    It was probably $1.00 at the most in ur hey day. You know, before you people decided to destroy everything
     
  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Coffee wasn't $6 in 1996.
    Source: I'm old too.

    Moral of the story: leave a decent tip, old guy.
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    Eat shit boomer
     
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  9. aisle seven

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    He wasn't a boomer back then!
     
  10. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Did you also walk uphill in the snow each way to school when you were a kid?
     
  11. Where Eagles Dare

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    He has a few more years until he becomes a boomer.

    (fucking moron)
     
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  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    In 1996 corporations still provided coffee vs shifting more money to shareholders
     
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  13. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    He’s like a white trash magnet

     
  14. Tobias

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    hannity gonna be confused what to do now

     
  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Maybe if they just pulled themselves up by their boot straps.

     
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  16. prerecordedlive

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    Why is Boris Johnson over here and why is he wearing American flag shorts? Doesn’t he have a country to run? Don’t either of these fucks have a country to run?

    Oh who am I kidding? It’s for the best that they’re on the golf course.
     
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  17. Bruce Wayne

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    #dad
     
  18. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Was hoping he was trending because he died.

     
  19. Tug

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    What happened to civility?
     
  20. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    Cool sorry, typical boomer shitbag

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/camilo...-increasing-almost-8-times-faster-than-wages/

    According to figures from the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, the average annual growth in wages was only 0.3% between January 1989 and January 2016. That’s right, the cost to attend a university increased nearly eight times faster than wages did . While the cost of a four-year degree exploded to $104,480, real median wages only went from $54,042 to $59,039 between 1989 and 2016.

    This means that each successive cohort of graduates is worse off than the last. Clearly, the data tells a grim story. There is a tremendous disconnect between the rising costs of education and the flattening of wages, which is only making it harder for graduates to make ends meet while paying back staggering amounts of student loans.
     
  21. prerecordedlive

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    That coffee is, in fact, why that student is having to dig themself out of a crater.

    Thank you for your bravery in addressing the problem, sir.
     
  22. indeed

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    Wait I thought boomers ruined everything.
     
  23. prerecordedlive

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    It’s also hilarious that colleges tell their students all the way through graduation that they’ll be guaranteed a $50,000+ job when in reality, companies don’t want to hire someone whose greatest experience is sitting in a classroom.

    Get cozy with your $30-40k entry-level job for a minute, kids. That debt is only getting started.
     
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  24. indeed

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    I worked in food and other service industries for 10 years. I know about tipping, thanks for the explainer tho.
     
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  25. indeed

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    No, but waited for the bus in PA in knee deep snow. Everything didn’t come to a halt back then for the precious childrens.
     
  26. indeed

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    :facepalm:
    I graduated at the the front end of this period into a HW recession, with a low salary and huge debt.

    Y’all are so quick to presume.
     
  27. steamengine

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  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Imagine thinking an old woman on Medicare bitching about other people getting on Medicare is a win for your team.

     
  29. Name P. Redacted

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    Hopefully that geriatric bitch is dead come November 2020
     
  30. Beeds07

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  31. fsutony

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    Had a crazy trump supporter family member come down for a few days and this person has almost driven me insane. I now understand why people murder.

    The Clinton’s are murderers plus Obama is from Kenya and Michelle Obama is a Man plus all the negative info on trump is created by the evil movie studios that are run my devil worshipers. And they are killing us with vaccines so the blacks can take over.
     
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  32. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    So is the gist of the whole Epstein thing that he was very publicly friends with Trump and had some shady sounding events at his club and publicly things really not looking good for Trump... but now that he's dead it's because Clinton must've murdered him because obviously it wasn't Trump it had to be Hillary because reasons?
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Be a real shame if somehow a bunch of Visine kept ending up in their drink and they had to spend most of their time in the bathroom not speaking to anyone while they were there.
     
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  34. fsutony

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    Thank you.
     
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  35. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    too much can kill them though fyi
     
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  36. fsutony

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    I’m just gonna leave. Bitch won’t shut up now she wants to show everyone YouTube videos about how the government is ran by devil worshiping black people. At first I thought this was some kind of joke. This crazy bitch is a college graduate and she believes demons are invading the world lol.
     
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  37. BudKilmer

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    Moooooccch

    Setting up that post hellscape CNN anchor job


     
  38. fsutony

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    Oh and Epstein didn’t die he escaped and is being protected by the government.
     
  39. ButchCassidy

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    So CNN posted a poll that says Trumps approval rating is still at 44%, as it has been for while, but 52% of the people approve of what he's doing with the economy. How is that so?? What exactly has he done besides kill the stock market and increase the deficit?
     
  40. Dukes

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    I would’ve told her she had to leave by now if it were my house
     
  41. Redav

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  42. fsutony

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    She brought a sick family member so my mom could see her one last time. She dropped a N bomb and I told her if she did it again I’m going to kick her out. I have done all I can to keep my patience for my mother. Not gonna lie this woman got me triggered.
     
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  43. herb.burdette

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    Blue collar workers in manufacturing absolutely believe that free trade is killing their jobs.

    Auto and steel workers have hated NAFTA since day one. They fear Chinese wage competition.

    Trump plays to them.
     
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  44. BudKilmer

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  45. Gaknight

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    Price of freedom is trauma to 5 year olds!
     
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  46. Lyrtch

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    next time someone whines about political correctness in something stupid lets talk about the actual political correctness issues getting people killed
     
  47. HoosDaMan

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  48. fsutony

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    Every relative I have is a Trump supporter except for my mom. Me and her are the only ones that haven’t lost their goddamn minds. This Fox News Republican cult really is a disease that is spreading. Not sure how we end this insanity.

    Ok my rants are over just had to share how fucking insane these people really are. They believe this shit with no doubt. It’s scary.
     
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  49. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Firing Butch Jones
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    The Mooch is willing to excuse a lot of Trumps bullshit but he draws the line over bullying someone because they defended themselves from Italian slurs that no one else really knew about
     
  50. HoosDaMan

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    That’s awful.