Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  2. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    I want to see AOC just drag Portnoy’s fatass back to Boston
     
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  3. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    : lgbtsfortrump :

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  4. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    you left out the best part

     
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  5. IronLung

    IronLung #systeme #tchakap
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    There is nothing to be gained by giving that cunt publicity no matter how hard she does or doesn’t own him. I admit I like PFT and PMT but I despise every other thing barstool affiliated
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Why won’t a congresswoman debate some asshole from the Internet? Why is she afraid?
     
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  7. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Eh, he brings a modicum/cloak of legitimacy to Fox News. Net negative imo.

    Sorry, I should have kept reading...
     
  8. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Jesus H. Christ just stay away
     
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  9. indeed

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    Everything is stupid. Thanks Republicans, you gave us this.

     
  10. Keef

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  11. BudKilmer

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    Charlie Kirk was accusing her of adjusting to the swamp with shit tactics like this. Unreal
     
  12. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Cool cool cool Disney

    Orlando, FL

    Disney's Coronado Springs Resort
    1000 W. Buena Vista Drive
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    General Admission: $50.00
    (5:00pm - 6:30pm)

    Doors Open at 4pm
    - Regular Seating to the Chit Chat Live.
    OR
    **VIP Admission: $150.00
    (3:00pm - 4:00pm)
    Doors Open at 2:30pm
    - Meet Diamond and Silk
    - Take a photo with Diamond and Silk
    - RSVP Seating to the Chit Chat Live
    - Light Hors d'oeuvre
     
  13. Doc Louis

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    They're Jews against immigrants and allies? Weird stance.
     
  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Looks like he's coming for Gardner
     
  15. chuckles

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    I think you're misreading that (because it's poorly written).
     
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  16. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    It's amazing that the comedians are the smartest of us (they always have been). But this is great
     
  17. CaneKnight

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    Some of them. Bill burr(who I love) and Louis CK are fucking morons
     
  18. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    I should have clarified I meant the dude's like Colbert, Stewart, Noah, Oliver, Desus and Mero, etc. Also several straight stand up type guys. Chappelle comes to mind.
     
  19. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    Yeah, I had to stop listening to Burr's podcast. I got tired of his both sides shtick.
     
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  20. CaneKnight

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    It’s honestly surprising from a guy who’s married to a black woman. Of all people, I figured he wouldn’t fuck with that both sides stuff.
     
  21. Mix

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    He is the only celebrity I'd ever consider voting for President.
     
  22. joe-

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    Chappelle lost me with his last standup. There was a lot of homophobia going on
     
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  23. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    Joe needs to be taken out.

     
  24. Guns

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    Bill Hicks & Carlin, too
     
  25. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Good point, but I still think the guy is whip smart. I also watched the newest one half in the bag so I may have missed some stuff.
     
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  26. NilesIrish

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    Hedberg also crossed my mind as did Birbiglia, both seem/seemed really intelligent.
     
  27. Schadenfred

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    Reminder of the cloth that Diamond and Silk were cut from:

     
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  28. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    To be good at comedy usually requires a bit of intelligence to be able to observe and analyze life to find the absurd shit. Let’s stop listing our favorite comedians.
     
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  29. Redav

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    I thought Burr had backtracked on some of his both sides takes.
     
  30. prerecordedlive

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    I’d be willing to stake the 2020 election on Donald Trump not being able to correctly tell us which one is Diamond and which one is Silk.

    50/50 odds are honestly lower than his re-election odds in my mind.
     
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  31. Gaknight

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    He’s not the favorite to win re-election
     
  32. Tobias

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    my favorite comedian is larry the cable guy
     
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  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    When you side with a foreign nation over actual American citizens and sitting members of Congress.

     
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  34. Tobias

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    he's the betting favorite
     
  35. Gaknight

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    Only because we don’t know who them dem candidate will be.
     
  36. ButchCassidy

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    They hate all Jews:bang:

    His base will take that as fact.
     
  37. Lyrtch

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    you said list our favorite comedians in that case

    pauly shore
    jonah salk
    mark tw--
     
  38. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Adam Carolla
    Joe Rogan
    Andrew Dice Clay
     
  39. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    He’s still from Boston, which is a more powerful force than marriage.
     
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  40. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I’m old enough to remember when the GOP unilaterally let Bibi speak out against President Obama negotiating JCPOA on the floor of the fucking Congress.
     
  41. Mister Me Too

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    I can’t believe no one has mentioned Terrence “MAGA’s black friend when Candace Owens is not around” Williams.
     
  42. pez

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  43. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    As a Jew, I cannot stand Israel right now. What a ridiculous time.
     
  44. NilesIrish

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    I just watched and Andrew Dice Clay video because I thought he was funny.

    That shit did not age well.
     
  45. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    He's fucking terrible
     
  46. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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  47. sflnole

    sflnole We shall support what the enemy opposes...
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    He does that every now and then. But if you give him a couple of weeks, he'll launch right back into some "fuck you for caring..." "nothing has changed for you personally..." "you only hate Trump because the real people in power tell you to..." "these candidates spend hundreds of millions of dollars to get a job that only pays $300K/year..." "Obama was just as corrupt..." diatribe.