Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    “A lot has to do with religion.”

    Thank you president T, very insightful.
     
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  2. prerecordedlive

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    I hate 2019. But I’m really scared that 2020 will make us long for the days of 2019.
     
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  3. bro

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    just thinking about election night. All the shitty debates, russian trolls, scandals (that we can't even dream of right now) will be over. It will either be the ultimate release or a continuation of a nightmare.
     
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  4. dome foam

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    Well, when you put it THAT WAY!
     
  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  6. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Dear Pelosi/Cummings/Nader,

    how are those subpoenas for records and witnesses coming along? Haven't noticed any big or important hearings since Mueller's testimony

    edit: I get that they are on vacation. Still think the results from all this will be minimal, as it has been thus far
     
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  7. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    he's at the gym
     
  8. VaxRule

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    They went on vacation
     
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  9. cutig

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    Well yeah they are on break... Sooo..
     
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  10. joe-

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    sleepy joe is working real hard as of late to get the colored working class vote
     
  11. NYGator

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    That’s pretty good.
     
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  12. Guns

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    If Dems win, my ultimate release won't come until they are sworn in. You know fat fuck isn't going out without a fight.
     
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  13. bro

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    I'll almost relish in him pitching a fit at that point
     
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  14. joe-

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    I bet he wouldn’t even show up to the inauguration
     
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  15. VaxRule

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    “Obama-Biden administration”
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. RonBurgundy

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    His very stable genius is on full display today
     
  17. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  18. Schadenfred

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    Just imagine the response if Obama had said this back in 2011: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Republican -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."



    edit: This is why I think the following would be a phenomenal idea as a regular bit.
     
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  19. Constant

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    Ill bet he'll shit on the floor of the Oval.

    I mean literally. He does that figuratively every day.
     
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  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He's been shitting on the Constitution for 3 years
    :drumroll:

    And I'll also see myself out.
     
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  21. Constant

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    st
    Beat my edit.
     
  22. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    yeah, but on camera he is rubbing shoulders
     
  23. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    do they have to be?
     
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  24. bro

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    for some reason, I think that is Mitch's call
     
  25. sflnole

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    Disloyal to whom?
     
  26. Lyrtch

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  27. bro

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    Play this in every other campaign commercial in the summer of 2020
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    If they aren't going to pass tougher gun laws, maybe they can at least come up with a way we can tell the Bad Jews from the Good Ones.
     
  29. bro

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    A) Trump is weak
    B) Russia
     
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  30. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Gun control has overtaken healthcare as the #1 issue for suburban women. This is going to be the death knell for Trump if he can't control that voting bloc.
     
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  31. BellottiBold

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    Domestic terrorists
     
  32. Truman

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  33. RonBurgundy

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    Also known as a Tuesday in the Trump Administration
     
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  34. Bruce Wayne

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    Just more white kids throwing up the nazi salute

     
  35. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    We should get the Bad Jews to hang out with the Bad Hombres
     
  36. soulfly

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    Mother fucker. Had no idea this shit was going on.

    How much money ICE is paying Yakima

    University of Washington Center for Human Rights (UWCHR) researchers said they reviewed the jail files of more than 1100 federal immigration detainees and other detainees subjected to ICE detainees at Yakima County jail during the period from October 2016 through December 2017, and found that less than 15% of detainees were originally arrested in Yakima County.

    The rest were transferred from 36 other counties across the western United States, including at least 16 other counties in Washington, 16 counties in Idaho, three in Montana, and one in Oregon.

    The UWCHR study also said that Yakima County receives payment of $84.51 per “federal detainee day” for each individual held at the jail for ICE and since 2015, Yakima County has received well over a million dollars from ICE as a result.

    During June 2017 through April 2019, Yakima County billed ICE for $352,153 for 2,979 federal detainees, or a total of 4167 “federal detainee days”.

    The University's study also showed that a flight through the airport costs around $478.

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    https://jsis.washington.edu/humanrights/2019/08/20/ice-air-yakima-immigration-detention-deportation/
     
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  37. bro

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    Yup. It is awful
     
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  38. cutig

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    Oh I know how they were disciplined


    They weren't
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    Since the Democrats are the party of slavery, the kkk, racism and the Republicans are the party of Lincoln it’s weird that current day republicans are so shook by this.
     
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  40. bro

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  41. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    The layoffs make it worse... It becomes "well if I can't have a job then those browns don't deserve anything before me!!" And they trust GOP even more. They think they'll be first to be helped.
     
  42. Doc Louis

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    You could just do a Ctrl+H



    Dumbass. :comicbookguy:
     
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  43. Doc Louis

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    But but "president Trump keeps his promises!" - billboard in South Georgia, unfortunately
     
  44. Lyrtch

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  45. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    There’s also a whole lot of nothing out there so why do we need a lot of psychs
     
  46. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Someone drop a fucking nuke on us pls

     
  47. chuckmasterflex

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  48. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    There is no limit to his stupidity