*Official Sporting Kansas City Thread*

Graham Smith >>>>>> Salloi at finishing

 

Friendly reminder. If we didn’t pathetically lose to FCD and RSL at home we’d be tied for 7th with Portland and RSL with like a 70+% chance of making the playoffs.

 

Crazy fucking Scots

 

OMG. Just listened to the latest BS podcast. The producer always asks for fan questions and Ike said Yohan DM’d him and said “Just make sure to tell Ike he’s still a fuck boi.”

 

https://www.kansascity.com/sports/mls/sporting-kc/article234236647.html

 

Gonna put that AC78 to shame.

 

1, why no lineup graphic for the first time in years? 2, no Ilie again? 3, Salloi over Jimmy/Gerso? 4, Smith over Barath?

(I know Gerso/Barath might not be 100%)

 

What the Fuck are you doing Daniel!?!? Taking 30 yard shots and launching them to fucking Independence Avenue. Just make the smart pass and the smart run you dolt.

 

Gotta get Gerso and Ilie in. So much possession at the 18 and we need Pipé to make runs in there.

 

QUIT SPILLING THE FUCKING BALL TIM. FUCK.

 

OH SHIT. Let’s keep it level then bring in “The Answer” in the 85th

 

Make. A. Fucking. Sub.

 

BUMMMMMPPPP

 

Darwin going to beat the back line easily. You fucked up hardcore Vermes.

 

MAKE A FUCKING SUB WTF

 

GET GERSO IN FOR THAT HUNGARIAN FUCK

 

Nemeth would of buried that god fucking damnit

 

5 mins left to save the season. Nemeth, Gianluca, Jimmy, anyone with a creative bone in their body...just sitting on the FUCKING Bench

 

Ok James, let’s go Bae

 

MUSCLEEEEEEEEEE

HAMPPPSTTTERRRRRRRRRR

 

That’s my Captain

 

Pipé, Busio, Johnny, Nemeth, Barath and Hasler will all be getting call ups and gone for our games during the break.

 

He’s always stood out in the rare occasions I’ve seen him play.

 

Salloi caught a case of the shanks this year. He must have spent too much time with Rowe.

 

Came out sleepwalking. Will be lucky to hold on for 3 if we don’t make some changes.

 

Seems like their m.o. this season

 

How in the fuck do you get strung out like that protecting a lead?

 

Hi. Yes, we are a glorified USL team.... so you’re safe

 

3 straight wins for the first time all year and back to back shut outs for the first time all year. Only 2 of the last 6 are at home and we have to basically win all 6 for a chance.

 

Good for Wan. They worship him over there

 

Neat. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Neat. Cool cool cool.

 

Pavon with a Red tonight

 

fuck our defense, fuck our team, fuck this season.

 

Seasons done

 

Jesus Christ can anyone in this team not shit down their pants with an open shot in the box???? Fuck off

 

Hit the fucking net. Cunts, all of them.

 

WTF Tim

 

for godamn fucking sakes. jesus fuck

 

I have no faith in us Turing over this roster. We need more Russels and Pipés but will probably trade for 3 fucking Rowes and call it an offseason.

 

yeah, i want to disagree with you but that is definitely what will happen.

 

Also, I did the math the other day. If Salloi has a replacement level year, we are like 3rd/4th in the West. How he turned into complete dog shit in front of an empty net is insane.

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

 

burn it down. fuck this team

 

Just feel bad for Pipé, dudes giving 120% and he’s surrounded by a bunch of cunt punchers.

 

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING FISTING ME FUCK THIS TEAM