I'm pretty pumped :) She's HOME after 140 days

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  1. Clown Baby

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    “No regrets, no fat chicks, salt life” these are just words too. Words to live by.

    Get to work!
     
  2. One Two

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    Sterling casually returning to the board with a new username acting like he never fabricated a story about his dying fiancé

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  3. WillySaliba

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    Lol meatrocket8.
     
  4. nexus

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    Dude did a deep dive on her family & friend's social media in order to provide photos and updates. He absolutely knew about it. He lied and kept it to himself because this was 100% a ploy for attention. Fuck him.
     
  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    Was he posting updates in real time, or did he know already she recovered from this before he even started the thread?
     
  6. Todd Bonzales

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    Guy is gonna Keyser Söze us, just in a way, way, way less cool manner.
     
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  8. devine

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  9. Redav

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    This post was made on social media on Feb 27 as you can see on the date tag. So the bracelets were made some time before that...
    This post was made on March 19th....
    There seems to be a bit of a lag because this thread wasn't started even until 2 weeks after that post on social media that DrTomOsbourne posted which seems to be a bit into the ordeal.
     
  10. Tobias

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    if sterling comes back as meatrocket8, i will never speak ill of him again
     
  11. One Two

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    When he comes back we should absolutely have a mod lock that as his user name
     
  12. Vinegar Strokes

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  13. LuPoor

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  14. Boo MFer!

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    Needs a circle around it to be perfect.
     
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  16. Redav

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    I just noticed that one of pictures of bracelets is a screenshot of the picture on his phone.
     
    #2766 Redav, Sep 5, 2019
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  17. Boo MFer!

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    A lot of the pictures look like that. Faded, fuzzy and quality much worse than you’d get from a screenshot.
     
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  18. Cornelius Suttree

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    catching up on this thread because it looks like I missed quite a bit. And holy shit :roll:
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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  20. WolverineJack

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    Been lurking the past year and a half mostly since my son was born. After reading stuff today on the Michigan board, led me to a thread on the regular board, that eventually led me to this thread, I have been reeled back in. Only on page 33 now, but reading through everything is nostalgic to some other crazy threads from the past when you leave a thread and come back to 20 something new pages.

    The best part is the rediscovery of Big Dog Shirts. Haven't pissed my wife off for a couple of days. Ordering a few shirts should do the trick.
     
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  21. Boo MFer!

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    Welcome back, Jack.
     
  22. wes tegg

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    This is the most bizarre storyline in the board’s history.
     
  23. IanBoyd

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    I mean, there was that time acheely was outed as a closet self hating homosexual then later killed himself.
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    also had the poster who had the girlfriend yet did gay porn

    it's definitely the most bizarre story that doesn't involve an alabama poster
     
  25. El Tiburon

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    That's not so bizarre. Take out the suicide and you're otherwise describing a pretty large percentage of evangelical Christians.
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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    Fixed
     
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  27. Redav

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    I think cheely's death was accidental
     
  28. blind dog

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    We’re going to need a picture of you with your son and a copy of today’s newspaper
     
  29. Clown Baby

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    Also, Grant wasn’t a poster here. Someone mentioned the story or his gf and he found the board. That’s more like Hunter (that thread remains the most bizarre imo)
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

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    The Pearl, MS stuff was way crazier than anything Sterling did.
     
  31. blind dog

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    Boo mf’er pretending to be a dad was p wild as well
     
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  32. Boo MFer!

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    ^ sick poster!
     
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  33. The Blackfish

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    Who is Hunter
     
  34. dump

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    Rubley’s ex
     
  35. Todd Bonzales

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    Don’t be the guy who tells stories and uses first names without reference to who they are.
     
  36. Redav

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    Hunter posted part of a user's ssn in that thread. I always wondered if anything came of that because that's a HIPAA violation and you can get fined out the ass for that.
     
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  37. Clown Baby

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    My apologies. Grant was the dude who did the gay porn but swore he was straight and spending the money pampering his gf. I think Hank Scorpio actually watched them to confirm just how far he went (and it was far).

    Hunter was Rubley’s ex and baby daddy. He’s the guy who came in here saying the Alabama district attorney was after tmb and then committed several HIPAA violations. He also wrote “From TMB” on a rock and threw it through his own window.
     
    #2787 Clown Baby, Sep 6, 2019
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  38. Clown Baby

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    I could be off with this but I think he was arrested for some drug-related offense while all of this was going down
     
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  40. Capstone 88

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    Grant wanted to fight me after I told him I hooked up with his sister in that thread
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    You know that gag in The Ladies Man where Will Ferrell wants to Greco-Roman wrestle every dude by whom he’s threatened? Yeah, that.
     
  42. Redav

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    There's prob a lot of homophobia going on in that Grant thread so I'm going to resist the urge to look through that thread.
     
  43. TheFreak55

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  44. BlazingRebel

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    Aero watched them and his recaps were fucking hysterical.
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    If I recall correctly, his comments were along the lines of “rim job at 2:42; he’s definitely enjoying himself”
     
  46. BlazingRebel

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    Basically
     
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  47. Pharm

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    I really would like closure on this.
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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    Perhaps you should watch the clip then and see if he’s truly enjoying himself during the rim job at 2:42.
     
  49. devine

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    Has anyone ever not enjoyed themselves during a rim job?
     
  50. Sedatedlabmunky

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    I wonder what the Barr brothers are up to these days...
     
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