HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Gaknight

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  2. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    What about bWAR, Sterling?
     
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  3. Tobias

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    WAR is a fake stat and those names prove it
     
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  4. Gaknight

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    Braves have been way better without Kakes. WAR as a real stat confirmed.
     
  5. Tobias

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    the braves have been better because of #DBALB. kakes being out has nothing to do with it
     
  6. Tobias

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    DBALB=real and quantifiable
    WAR=fake, loved by jrmy
     
  7. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    We need someone with nothing to lose to take Markakis out. Wonder what Coppy is up to?
     
  8. jrmy

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    Driving for DoorDash
     
  9. Tobias

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    vs righty

    ronnie
    ozzie
    freddie
    jd
    joyce
    mac
    kakes
    dans

    vs lefty

    ronnie
    ozzie
    freddie
    jd
    kakes
    riley/duvy
    flow
    dans
     
  10. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    He absolutely cannot play against lefties. He's pretty close to the worst outfielder in baseball overall, against lefties it's not even close.
     
  11. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Markakis has an fWar of 0.1. 4th worst among outfielders with at least 400 plate appearances.

    He's only worth that because he's been useful against right handed pitching. (118 wRC+) Against lefties it's 59.
     
  12. jrmy

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    Whatever decision Snit makes will be the right decision
     
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  13. Tobias

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    there is no chance we start riley and duvy in the same outfield barring some drastic change

    kakes is gonna play and play a lot
     
  14. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Guy is a platoon dh at best.
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    And we'll lose
     
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  16. Tobias

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  17. Drown ‘Em

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    Certainly sounds like it. All Kakes has to do is say he’s good and Snit is going to play him.

     
  18. Snakes

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    lmao i swear Snit treats Markakis like he's Freddie or Donaldson
     
  19. Tobias

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    donaldson isnt going to make the hall of fame like kakes is
     
  20. Tobias

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  21. jrmy

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    All we rely on is #DBALB

    Sorry Philly but you are #BABOB
     
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  22. Festus McBadass

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    Since the opening series we are 7-3 against Philly. Sounds like they are our #LB
     
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  23. bcuga

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  24. Emmy Rossum

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    Almost everything in that article was the exact opposite last night.
     
  25. Louis Holth

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    Lmbo SB nation is trash.
     
  26. Clown Baby

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    That could just be masterful satire. Contacting Clay Travis to confirm.
     
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  27. Louis Holth

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    Our Pythagorean record is thrown off by non-competitive starts by: Wright, Wilson, Gausman, Touki and BALB folty. We’re as good as our record iyalh
     
  28. Louis Holth

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    Clay posts as jrmy on tmb
     
  29. jrmy

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    I'll murder your family if you ever disrespect me like this again.
     
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  30. Louis Holth

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    I murdered my family a long time ago bc I couldn’t afford such a weakness.
     
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  31. Drown ‘Em

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  32. Daddy Rabbit

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    I mean #DBALB was stolen from Clay's don't be a pussy #DBAP
     
  33. Clown Baby

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    Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back? Caping for Clay Travis?
     
  34. Tobias

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    clay stole his thing from grant cardone
     
  35. Daddy Rabbit

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    Who said anything about caping for that assbag?

    I'm not the one using stolen material from Clay.
     
  36. jrmy

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    I didn’t realize Clay Travis invented the turn of phrase “don’t be a _______” as if no one in human history before him had ever said that
     
  37. Louis Holth

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    ^^Clay alert^^
     
  38. jrmy

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    Lou’s social circle just shrank
     
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  39. Drown ‘Em

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    Guys, it’s quite simple. Grant Cardone came up with a brilliant bracelet (admit it). Folty legally bought one (presumably). Clay Travis noticed the word bitch on a bracelet while watching tv and tweeted about it (of course he did). And then this thread embraced the lifestyle (embracing isn’t stealing). And then I put it on an umbrella (~$40 and I can get them made irl and shipped to you).
     
  40. Nug

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    Less Clay Travis talk, por favor.

    I didn't realize the Cards were that far up in the NL Central. Looks like it's their division to lose.

    Don't really give a shit between Cards and Nats/Cubs. Nats would throw Scherzer in the WC, so we'd only get him once (hopefully). Cubs have some talent but have looked so up and down.
     
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  41. Room 15

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    I worry about the Dodgers and the Astros. Not the pathetic Nationals. Those losers.
     
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  42. Clown Baby

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    I’m terrified of a possible matchup with the Phillies in the NLCS...IF we even get that far
     
  43. Room 15

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    Postseason is when they really get the advantage of Kaplers managing chops.
     
  44. bstaple12

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    Lets be honest.... we make it to the playoffs, I will be terrified/nervous of playing anyone at this point. This team has been too damn fun to get bounced in the first round
     
  45. Nug

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    Somebody needs a bracelet
     
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  46. Clown Baby

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    Bruh, we’re 17 of our last 20. Teams need to be terrified of us.
     
  47. bstaple12

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    More of an anxious fan energy of not having played in the NLCS since 2001
     
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  48. Drown ‘Em

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    I really like this team and think it could win it all. I really dislike the guy pushing the buttons. Mistakes are magnified in the playoffs. I really hope I’m wrong, but I see bad decisions ultimately costing us along the way in October. My hope is we are firing on all cylinders (starters, bullpen, hitting, and defense) so that his decisions are easier to make. If he has to maneuver around a struggling unit (or two), I don’t like our chances of winning the WS.
     
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  49. SC

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    This team has stepped up against basically every good to great team they’ve played. Playoffs are a crapshoot, but I just don’t care about matchups, nor do I think the team does. Just keep kicking ass.