Complete troll at this point offering it without the spicy mayo, pickle, or bun. Spicy mayo seems to be the difference maker for a lot of ppl.
Just stopped at a Popeyes to try those blackened tenders that were posted that looked very good. The doors to enter were locked. A woman with a huge tongue ring that I assume was the manager opened up the door and said, "I'm sorry baby, but our systems are down and that is why there is a man on the roof. He's trying to fix it." I was so pleased with being called "baby", that I wasn't even mad about no blackened tenders for lunch.
I just pulled some of that beautiful chicken breast meat off the bone, cut open a dry ass hockey puck biscuit, and put said chicken in between the buttery dryness and made a chicken biscuit. Fuck you Bojangles. We don't want you in Tampa anyway. *cries*