Old people Facebook

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  1. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    hey Jackie, just say "family member," much more efficient.
     
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  2. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    No need to order out ever again.

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  3. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    I bet that’s good as hell
     
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  4. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    That’s something I’d make baked out of my mind
     
  5. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    I mean didn’t everyone do this in college?
     
  6. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    This is the Old People Facebook thread, where comments like that will get you labeled, “Collegeboy.”
     
  7. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    this looks super tasty tbh
     
  8. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    RECIPE HOW LONG TO BAKE,,.?
     
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  9. sc_chant

    sc_chant Be A Dog
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    I've been doing that since I was in middle school. My roommates thought it was weird as hell until I made it for them.
    My normal go to is throw the bread in the toaster to achieve desired crunch. Then load it up and put it in the oven on low broil just until the cheese melts
     
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  10. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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  11. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Foreign masters
     
  12. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    That’s just stupendous facebooking.
     
  13. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    You know what’s even freakier? If you subtract your age from 2019 (after your 2019 birthday), that number equals your birth year, too. I blame the (((globalists))).
     
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  14. Detlef Schrempf

    Detlef Schrempf Back to Back to Back AAU National Champs
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    this utterly destroyed me
     
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  15. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    I’m about to blow some minds rn

    think of a number. Keep it secret.
    double it.
    add 9
    subtract 3
    divide by 2
    subtract the secret number

    3

     
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  16. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    This sounds like it was tweeted by

    :trumpanzee:
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    If the Chinese can’t figure it out who can?
     
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  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  19. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    What in the world
     
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  20. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    I don't know which is more perpetual – perpetual calendars or those bago money posts.
     
  21. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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  22. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    More like Myrna Tellingitlikeisen.
     
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  23. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    Instructions unclear. Got dick stuck in a can of Vienna sausage.
     
  24. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
     
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  25. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    Lot to digest here.
     

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  26. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    John: “Who are you”
     
  27. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    You can never be too safe from purse snatching.

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  28. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  29. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    I can’t trust anyone anymore.
     
  30. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I like how old people go right to assuming they're being "targeted" by criminals. Instead of they get hacked because they click on stupid ass stuff
     
  31. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  32. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  33. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

  34. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  35. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  36. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    what in the world
     
  37. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    flouride is known to harden the pineal gland and turn it to stone. the government puts flouride in our water to stifle our spiritual development.

    unlock ur 3rd eye bros
     
  38. Emma

    Emma
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    My butthole?
     
  39. ono

    ono Well-Known Member
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  40. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    you need to put the crystals up your butt and then take the DMT.
     
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  41. Pharm

    Pharm Right Handed
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    I'm tilted they used 6 bags after the whole post was about 5 Saturdays etc.
     
  42. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
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    i made it all the way to planned parenthood without laughing.
     
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  43. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Planned parenthood is aborting these babies to make walnut butter for the cannibal elite.
     
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  44. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    found this is in the wild this morning
     
  45. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    It is your duty to share the unredacted page so we can quietly observe it in its natural habitat.
     
  46. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

  47. roggins

    roggins Butcher of Bakersfield & Chris Gaines impersonator
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    Florida Gators

    Pasta. Hahahaha.
     
  48. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Florida Gators