MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Is no one watching the final to the most prestigious trophy ever? The leagues cup?

 

Been a pretty exciting final 15

 

That win dampens our hopes of missing the playoffs

 

how many nerds are these fucks signing

 

Of the players they’ve officially signed, only Carranza will be a DP. So they still have 2 DP slots available and who knows what will happen when the new CBA is done.

 

I’m just glad people from the south will finally have a decent soccer team to follow.

 

no you're not

 

You don’t know me

 

Not having Preki in the top 5. LULZZZ wat a troll job

https://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2019/09/20/seltzer-ten-best-players-ever-play-mls

 

My fondest memories of the Henry era are him scoring a ridiculous solo goal and then immediately screaming at his teammates like "And what the fuck are you doing?!?!"

 

1) Lord Guillermo
2) Frankie
3) McBride
4) Pipa
5) Steffen

 

Frankie was such a goof. Did you ever listen to the “American Fiasco” podcast that Rog did a year ago?

 

No. I am not familiar with this

 

Da fuq

 

Breaking Bob

 

Would be fine if it wasn’t for those pathetic fucking “fans” that poured beer on him in week 1. I guess the “fan experience” means more than a humans livelihood out there. SMDH.

 

Didn't he say he was a devoutly religious and didn't partake in any drugs or alcohol?

 

Yes. That SoCal temptation was too much. Poor guy.

 

TUFOS

 

dang LAFC's really coasting into the playoffs, haven't won in over a month

 

#Bradleyed

In their defense they’ve been without Vela and Diomande for a lot of that.

 

Portland's putting on a clinic for narrowly missing opportunities

 

geez NYC scores 40 seconds in have some self respect Dallas

 

oof butterfingers from Blake in goal, Rootgers up 1-0 nice nice

 

Dallas ties it up let's go nerds

 

this NYRB color guy's so disgusted Royer couldn't put a relatively easy goal scoring opportunity on frame

 

hell yeah Red Bull puts it away in the final minute of stoppage

 

90+6. Two games in a row.

 

Josh Sims is actually pretty good

 

Haha. Fuck off #RacistDonG

 

Looking good Shaun



https://www.crewstadium.com/#home

 

SugarShaun your social media team, woof. Get them to imbed the video into the tweet buddy.

 

Yeah I’ve not been impressed with them. Love the look of the stadium though

 

MLS Cup at Yankee Stadium this year, fun...

 

sorry to let everybody down tonight

 

grand slam!

beat you to the baseball joke Rootgers lol

 

Oh shit

 

Meanwhile, idiots are watching SKC fulfill their sole purpose of making other GKers look like gods.

 

Better than playing on a shitty turf field

 

rings pretty hollow when neither of the guys they're mocking played in this game but whatever I guess

 

Damn, calm down dude.

 

don't tell me what to do

 

I apologize

 

The temp grass that covers the infield dirt is worse than artificial. Especially if the Yankees make a deep run too.

I do look forward to LigaMX clubs throwing shit fits for having to play at YS for CCL.