That or he has his own severed penis in a box that's ready to be Fedex'd at any moment. The latter seems more likely based on his posting.
Six to midnight? As soon as she looks me in the eye and smiles like she did in the position, I’m done. Time for a new pair of underwear. And probably also pants.
She’s acting like she’s on molly. I assume that’s just how she is and that makes me believe I’d cum to death if I were ever in the same city as her
Her openly fucking Pete Davidson for months kind of already confirmed it, but she appears to be going through the ultimate cougar coup de grace, and I can only be unreasonably depressed that I'm not going to be one of the 18-35 year old blokes that experience that once in a lifetime hookup.
I forget what late night show it was, but they showed that leg stretching IG video, and I feel it was almost too inappropriate for tv. Damn