Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. PeterGriffin

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    Checked in with MAGA dad to poke him about Shep Smith leaving.
    Spelling error not mine. I didn't know he was THIS far down the hole.
     
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  2. cutig

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    What garbage is he filling his head with if he thinks fox news is "liberal"
     
  3. Struggler

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    PragerU
     
  4. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Just asked him that. "Patriot Radio, One America news. Fox news for updates on if the sky is falling."

    Woo boy.
     
  5. slogan119

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    Ask him if you can be aborted
     
  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    As an evil, brainwashed libtard, I do not want to know if my father regrets how I turned out enough to do a 31 years late abortion.

    and
     
  7. HoosDaMan

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    I feel sorry for some of you. Luckily my immediate family are all liberal democrats.
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

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  9. NCHusker

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    Came across Patriot Radio in my parents' presets in their car. Changed that shit to NPR
     
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  10. NCHusker

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    It's pretty annoying having to babysit your parents' media consumption
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I got a brief moment of satisfaction when my MIL couldn’t watch Fox News because I’d blocked it on YouTube TV.
     
  12. Daniel Ocean

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    What did they do? Did you frisk them too?
     
  13. Truman

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    I get a VM from my mom at least once a week, often more, while she’s hate watching Fox. It’s usually a 90 second rant how the hell they can say this shit?!?!?

    Better than the alternative I guess. Still annoying.
     
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  14. HoosDaMan

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    She sounds like a great lady.
     
  15. Truman

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    Reading some of the stuff here, I feel very fortunate to have a parent w her political leanings.

    She still falls prey to MSM talking points. She’s a Warren fan and has been for a loooong time. But she’s convinced M4A is a losing issue. She is for it but thinks ‘taking away peoples insurance’ is too hard to sell.

    Weve come a really long way from her thinking public option is the best way to how she should be framing M4A to her friends when that comes up.
     
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  16. dome foam

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    SPOTTED
     
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  17. Emma

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    In case you're keeping count at home

    The first week after Trump elected to remove the 50-100 soldiers that were keeping safe our Kurdish allies, who were in turn keeping 10,000 ISIS combatants under lock and key:

    - Turkey immediately invaded and began shelling civilians.

    - ISIS militants have already escaped prison in an area Turkey is bombing.

    - Turkey has bombed US servicemen in the area when they had full coordinates and locations.

    - The US commits to deploy 2000 troops to Saudi Arabia to prepare for a military confrontation with Iran.

    This fat fucker is going to exclaim repercussions are going to be in extreme measures and that Turkey's economy is going to be destroyed as he's done before

    The only turkey he's destroyed is a whole turkey on his own
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    Just wait till the national security republicans hear about this.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Jesus

    We are being bombed by Turkey.

    Awesome, Pres Deals
     
  20. joe-

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    in Syria :blowup:
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    Any of you guys have access to a shitpit type board/thread I’d love to hear their thoughts on this.,
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    I let my friends rivals AuburnSports/Bunker account expire.

    I only posted in the politics board and it was essentially the shit pit. They would back them and probably blame Obama
     
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  23. chuckmasterflex

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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    All of these posters are pure retards. The last one is a Bernie Bro turned #1 MAGA moron.

    Eagle has posted links to numerous white nationalist sites & fake chain emails

    Wolf posts monkey pics in response to ppl talking about Black politicians

    Real shut group, and that doesn't include the few White Genocide posters

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  25. southlick

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  26. Truman

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    Now we're mercenaries. neat. :/
     
  27. The Banks

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    Talking Head
     
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  28. blotter

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    I'm guessing something about alpha president T standing up to the ((()))s and not doing Israel's bidding
     
  29. joe-

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  30. Randy Dangus

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    I’ll never understand why he chooses to do shitty pressers yelling over the noise of a helicopter in the background
     
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  31. southlick

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  32. Lyrtch

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    so if he really doesn't like a question he can dodge easily
     
  33. slogan119

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    So our official military is now literally a paid force of for-hire mercenaries. Great.
     
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  34. VaxRule

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    Most powerful military in history now available for rent. Are you a wealthy dictator? Do you have enemies you can’t quite eliminate on your own? Just call 800-DJT-CASH for a quote!
     
  35. slogan119

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    I wonder if he thought Erik Prince had a good idea and the US should be run like a business, and POOF - mercenaries!
     
  36. enjj

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    When he says paying us, does he mean his Trump family?
     
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  37. Truman

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  38. NYGator

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    He doesn't even try to get cabinet secretaries confirmed anymore. Acting secretary is the new normal.
     
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  39. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    For real. We’ve had like three acting SocDefs
     
  40. NYGator

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    Just heard on Chris Hayes...

    MAGA: making attorneys get attorneys
     
  41. Randy Dangus

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    He does it wherever he goes anyway
     
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  42. Doc Louis

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    Even funnier coming from a guy without a beard wearing makeup.
     
  43. Doc Louis

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    Like Deadpool but without the Canadian accent
     
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  44. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    He doesn't get to choose or shouldn't get to choose acting secretaries. Acting secretary is by operation of law until Senate confirms a new one.

    This is so stupid and nothing matters.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    This is like 2-3 years old.
     
  46. Lyrtch

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  47. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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  48. VaxRule

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    That article is such shit. It treats a statement like this
    As a legitimate point. It isn’t. Warren expressly said this hypothetical man’s view was valid. He doesn’t have to marry a man. He just doesn’t get to prevent others with differing views from living their lives. That’s the only way that allows for more than one thought. Ari Fleischer is miserable piece of shit. Quit giving him and his I’ll air. You aren’t being oppressed by gay people getting married.

    Fuck political media. They all fucking suck.