Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bwi2

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    He’s allowed to pick an acting DHS Secretary under the Homeland Security Act. We will see if it’s Morgan, Cuccinelli, or Homan!
     
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  2. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    On this point, you would never, ever see WaPo or NYT write a piece saying, "(GOP presidential candidate's) response was cat nip to his base, but Democrats won't like it! Was it a misstep???"

    Political media assumes that GOP will cater only to their subscribers, and thus it's incumbent upon Democrats to appeal to the entire country. Fuck that.
     
  3. sflnole

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    I'm not normally a pro war kind of guy, but between this and Erdogan's goon beating American protesters on American soil, I feel like Turkey is walking us like a dog. We need to put him in his place
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Feel free to start the charge.
     
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  5. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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  6. indeed

    indeed All In The Game
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    Yes, the Barr DOJ will execute a full and impartial investigation of Rudy’s activities.
     
  7. Jigga

    Jigga Ty Webb is a mean person
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    Bomb turkey. Start with the trump towers. Then stop.
     
  8. BellottiBold

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    The war we need to declare is on the GOP.
     
  9. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Why not both?
     
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  10. jimmy butler stan account

    jimmy butler stan account mpl92, bad (or sick) guy!
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  11. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  12. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Well, fuck me. I'm sure the act was written with potus trump in mind.
     
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  13. MtOread

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  14. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    In fairness he has dementia
     
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  15. Struggler

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    Is security in Brownshirt uniforms?
     
  16. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  17. Lyrtch

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    this is insane

    especially the end

     
  18. BellottiBold

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    lmao "incivility"
     
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  19. cutig

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    What the actual fuck
     
  20. cutig

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    Fox News is absolutely all in on an authoritarian government here and it's pretty scary. Not sure what can even be done to change that
     
  21. Joe Louis

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    :praisehim:

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    :respek:

    Sounds a lot like my mom. Her thing was Obama's "high taxes" for a bit, but she got over it. And thankfully she cannot operate her DVR, let alone Facebook :blessed:
     
  22. Joe Louis

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    Soooo the US Army is a straight up mercenary now?
     
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  23. Lyrtch

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    MIL listens to Laura Schlessinger

    think that's as bad as it gets in my family
     
  24. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Didn’t everything except Fox News go to Disney? WTF is that?
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    I have an uncle who has been listening to Rush Limbaugh ~daily since the early 90s

    That's probably the worst of it
     
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  26. Fran Tarkenton

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    Erik Prince's neocon wet dream
     
  27. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Does he want to lose some more old people votes?
     
  28. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    lol I know the guy that shows up in the first reply
     

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  29. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    I blocked on my home WiFi the right wing websites they go to if they ever decided to access it on their phone or tablet while visiting me.
     
  30. indeed

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    What a douche.

     
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  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You should put him up for adoption
     
  32. blotter

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  33. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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  34. Truman

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    Perhaps this would be a good time to remind him that the founders were militant secularists
     
  35. indeed

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    Kerr is such a chocker

     
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  36. BudKilmer

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    It’s friday night and I’ll enjoy Kevin Kruse dunking on Admitted Hitler Fan and bootlicker Candace Owens

     
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  37. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Wasn’t it proved that letter was never written?
     
  38. BudKilmer

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    Holy shit
     
  39. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    Barr is about 16 seconds away from calling for a holy war
     
  40. Truman

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    Gilead jokes are becoming a little too apropos
     
  41. IV

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    really hope this is just a last ditch effort by desperate men to stay in power by before the fall
     
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  42. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    if there’s one thing I’ve learned in life it’s that mobilizing the religious extreme right often has very few, if any, consequences
     
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  43. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    while I don't think that Barr got Shep Smith fired, I do subscribe to the other theory about how he told them to get on board with this administration or else

    because this is fucking bat shit for fox news, let alone fox business
     
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  44. Randy Dangus

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    Tar and feather this motherfucker. I will knife fight to get to the front of the line.
     
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  45. Joe Louis

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    Throw the entire fucking book at these assholes :blech:
     
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  46. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Lol get fucked, Tulsi
     
  47. Doc Louis

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    Great rhetorical question. Cable providers don't need to carry the channel.
     
  48. BellottiBold

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    The only move is to bury their sponsors. Corporate america is why they continue to exist
     
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