Winning answer Spoiler instead of coming in right away, homeboy waited until the batteries died. All the while the vibrator kept traveling north. They were able to retrieve it rectally and the room literally cheered “Hooray!!!
A.) Foreign Body removals happen across this country daily. Not sure why this was tweeted out by the NY Post B.) Either there is some massive fluoro distortion going on or he stuck a bent screwdriver up his ass
Nah, just super strong rectal walls. He’s probably been doing a lot of ass kegels. Spoiler Don’t no-context-thread me.
“PATIENT STATES HE STATES SLIPPED IN THE SHOWER AND LANDED ON A METAL AIR FRESHENER CAN AND IT WENT INTO RECTUM”
Fuck, first Kobe yesterday, now this today? I don’t know if I want to live anymore. Two of the greats at their crafts, gone too soon.
Son of a bitch. Would have been nice to know that BEFORE I went to my apparently quack of a doc for that.
Spoiler A man put a cellphone charger up his penis — it got stuck in his bladder and had to be removed by surgeons whdh.com/news/a...