Guess The Foreign Body & Tales From The Hospital

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  1. bigred77

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    Was it still lit?
     
  2. Detlef Schrempf

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    Bet his asshole smelled great though.
     
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    Like that would get stuck anywhere
     
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  5. Celemo

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    Winning answer

    [​IMG] instead of coming in right away, homeboy waited until the batteries died. All the while the vibrator kept traveling north. They were able to retrieve it rectally and the room literally cheered “Hooray!!!
     
  6. gritzy

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    bet he was happy he got the off brand batteries
     
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  9. bigred77

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  10. Celemo

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    A.) Foreign Body removals happen across this country daily. Not sure why this was tweeted out by the NY Post
    B.) Either there is some massive fluoro distortion going on or he stuck a bent screwdriver up his ass
     
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    Nah, just super strong rectal walls. He’s probably been doing a lot of ass kegels.

    Don’t no-context-thread me.
     
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    When it went in, or when it was removed?
     
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    Lol needed to stash this pic for photoshop reasons
     
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    You look very smart in your scrubs sir
     
  20. Celemo

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    that's not me
     
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    Wire in the urethra guy
     
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    Didn't he die a while back?
     
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    Fuck, first Kobe yesterday, now this today? I don’t know if I want to live anymore. Two of the greats at their crafts, gone too soon.
     
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    Son of a bitch. Would have been nice to know that BEFORE I went to my apparently quack of a doc for that.
     
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    Tiffin werent you posting some medical pics related to fruit and veggies recently?
     
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    Saw this and thought of this thread.

     
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  40. GeneralPaton

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    That does in fact, slap
     
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    Have you heard the remix?

     
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