Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. HowdyHorns

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    examples?
     
  2. joe-

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    mostly agreed but this guy isn’t seeing money from this or else he’d have to report it on his financial disclosure forms
     
  3. NYGator

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    In addition if it wasn’t anonymous they would just destroy him and the content of the book would not even be looked at. It removes the biggest Trump strategy which is to attack the target.
     
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  4. Tilly

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    Assumes the person is still a staffer. And that the current staffers honestly report their finances (Jared).
     
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  5. Doc Louis

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    Their picture is on the inside cover, like every book.
     
  6. Blu Tang Clan

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  7. bro

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    This didn’t happen
     
  8. Can I Spliff it

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    some of you are no fun
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Lol, Cardi B straight up has endorsed Bernie and he has the most support of Millennials and Zoomers, but yeah it didn't happen.
     
  10. bro

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    What does Cardi B have to do with that being made up for clout?
     
  11. Tilly

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    I may not buy the story itself, but I could buy the substance.
     
  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    And how do you know it's fake?
     
  13. bro

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    Because it is
     
  14. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Cool man, great rebuttal. Not sure why I haven't put you on ignore before now, but you are a whiny little bitch you can't enjoy anything in life.
     
  15. Blu Tang Clan

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    Sir, this is a Wendy's.
     
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  16. bro

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    :roll:

    who is the person that can’t enjoy anything?
     
  17. The Banks

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    Do Millennial and Zoomer Bernie supporters think Liz is a fake hoe?
     
  18. bro

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    They are all hoes. But all but one are fake ass hoes
     
  19. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Is that what this is about?
     
  20. bro

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    **** also someone who is 19 isn’t a millennial
     
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  21. The Banks

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    Yeah, based on the spliff/bro exchange, that’s the topic
     
  22. bro

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    Nah. I just know it is made up. I overheard about it in this hipster coffee shop
     
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  23. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Really, Liz was brought up in this exchange?
     
  24. Blu Tang Clan

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    Dude ......
     
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  25. The Banks

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    I am in agreement. I can’t imagine someone that supports Bernie and his policies thinks that Warren is fake.
     
  26. Can I Spliff it

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  27. bro

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  28. slogan119

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    I don’t see Mulvaney taking lightly to being thrown under the bus
     
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  29. HowdyHorns

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  30. The Banks

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    Yeah. If Bernie is the only one that isn’t a fake hoe then Warren is one. It’s the implication, Ronald McDonald.
     
  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    My point is that Warren wasn't mentioned at all in the tweet and it's believable if you actually talked to anyone under 21, but apparently that's not realistic since it's a foregone conclusion that they have to be at war with each other.
     
  32. joe-

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    239 lbs
     
  33. bro

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    My thoughts exactly
     
  34. joe-

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    I thought you were too busy ruining this page to think the great thoughts that I’m thinking currently
     
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  35. bro

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  36. Jimmy the Saint

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    Svelte
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. slogan119

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    Look at the indentation where his watch was on the wrist. No idea how that fucking thing held on.
     
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  39. joe-

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    mike pence is masturbating in his shower after reading this
     
  40. Name P. Redacted

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    You also pick silly fights my friend
     
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  41. AHebrewToo

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    what a sloppy bitch
     
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  42. afb

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    this sums up my feelings
     
  43. Tobias

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    my mom fucking hates me and i want you all to know about it

     
  44. BellottiBold

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    This also
     
  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    "Jesse I'm ashamed you ever came out of my body"

    Haha oh moms am i right
     
  46. Joe_Pesci

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    nsiap: who could have seen this one coming

     
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  47. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    id like to think that jericho is sporting a dog the bounty hunter haircut as a tribute to beth
     
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  48. Doc Louis

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    Oh well if it's your favorite artist Cardi B then it must mean everyone supports that crusty old fuck