Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Ah. KEEV it is.
     
    #291651 chuckmasterflex, Nov 13, 2019
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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Truman’d
     
    #291652 bro, Nov 13, 2019
  3. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:

    They demanded no one record or transpose the call.

    Things you do when you're totally not guilty
     
    #291653 Where Eagles Dare, Nov 13, 2019
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  4. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    embarrassing
     
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  5. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This Taylor statement is not going great for the chuds.
     
    #291655 BrentTray, Nov 13, 2019
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  6. two

    two Hello
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    You can tell he is passionate about this
     
    #291656 two, Nov 13, 2019
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  7. cutig

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    Bill Taylor was absolutely the wrong person to include in doing crimes in ukraine
     
    #291657 cutig, Nov 13, 2019
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  8. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #291658 BrentTray, Nov 13, 2019
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  9. two

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    This dude has all the receipts
     
    #291659 two, Nov 13, 2019
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  10. glimmer

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    #291660 glimmer, Nov 13, 2019
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  11. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  12. glimmer

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    #291662 glimmer, Nov 13, 2019
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  13. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    If I’m Mulvaney and Pompeo I’d be shitting my pants right about now.
     
    #291663 BrentTray, Nov 13, 2019
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  14. Truman

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    #291664 Truman, Nov 13, 2019
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  15. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    #291665 BrentTray, Nov 13, 2019
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  16. BudKilmer

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    maybe they’ll kill themselves
     
    #291666 BudKilmer, Nov 13, 2019
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  17. chuckmasterflex

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    Yeah. Taylor might be more than Nunes of Gym and handle.
     
    #291667 chuckmasterflex, Nov 13, 2019
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  18. NYGator

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    [​IMG]
     
    #291668 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  19. chuckmasterflex

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    #291669 chuckmasterflex, Nov 13, 2019
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  20. NYGator

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    I always wondered that if I was a witness who was doing the right thing and the minority GOP was questioning me with idiotic comments, why not just mock them and throw the nonsense behind their questioning right back at them.
     
    #291670 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  21. Truman

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    Nunes and Gym are not serious people. They will stick to their bullshit no matter what.
     
    #291671 Truman, Nov 13, 2019
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  22. HoosDaMan

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    Taylor sounds like Paul Harvey. He needs to close with “and now you know the rest of the story.”
     
    #291672 HoosDaMan, Nov 13, 2019
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  23. NYGator

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    I wish my wife looked at me the way Kent looks at Taylor.
     
    #291673 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  24. glimmer

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    This Stefanik girl needs a hydraulic pressing ASAP. Started attacking Schiff and introducing conspiracy theories from the jump. Only there to de-legitimize the process. She's on Twitter while sitting in front of Taylor and Kent.



     
    #291674 glimmer, Nov 13, 2019
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  25. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Oh shit...TRIPLE hearsay???!?
     
    #291675 Sub-Zero, Nov 13, 2019
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  26. HoosDaMan

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    After reading Twitter, this was not a unique thought.
     
    #291676 HoosDaMan, Nov 13, 2019
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  27. dome foam

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    The Republican questions of Taylor are going to be epic(ally embarrassing).
     
    #291677 dome foam, Nov 13, 2019
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    "The President is too busy doing lots of pull-ups." Would be a more believable lie.
     
    #291678 chuckmasterflex, Nov 13, 2019
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  29. Bruce Wayne

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    Just fucking dreading when Jordan gets his turn on the mic
     
    #291679 Bruce Wayne, Nov 13, 2019
  30. Crepeswithasmile

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    :laugh: @ Daddy will never love you

     
    #291680 Crepeswithasmile, Nov 13, 2019
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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    #291681 chuckmasterflex, Nov 13, 2019
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  32. IvanTheTerrible

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    That closing statement by Ambassador Taylor was excellent.
     
    #291682 IvanTheTerrible, Nov 13, 2019
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  33. NYGator

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    #291683 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  34. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    But sufficient for their base.
     
    #291684 Barves2125, Nov 13, 2019
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    We aren't dealing with "serious" people
     
    #291685 Where Eagles Dare, Nov 13, 2019
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  36. dome foam

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    Nothing matters for their base.
     
    #291686 dome foam, Nov 13, 2019
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  37. BudKilmer

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    :roll: just laughed out loud imagining Don do some pull ups
     
    #291687 BudKilmer, Nov 13, 2019
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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    Gotta get that My Pillow cheddar
     
    #291688 chuckmasterflex, Nov 13, 2019
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  39. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    Does that actually make him the speaker of the subject statement? I'm so confused.
     
    #291689 London Humphreys, Nov 13, 2019
  40. NYGator

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    #291690 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  41. DuckKin

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    Amb Taylor also sounds like Paul Harvey.

    Im just waiting for him to drop "and that...is the rest of the story."
     
    #291691 DuckKin, Nov 13, 2019
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  42. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    Is she positioning herself as plan B if Trump is actually kicked out?
     
    #291692 Prospector, Nov 13, 2019
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  43. ned's head

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    His testimony is gonna be wild

     
    #291693 ned's head, Nov 13, 2019
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  44. RonBurgundy

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    #291694 RonBurgundy, Nov 13, 2019
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  45. NYGator

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    #291695 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  46. HoosDaMan

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    Taylor put his boot on Sondland’s neck.
     
    #291696 HoosDaMan, Nov 13, 2019
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  47. Crepeswithasmile

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    too bad her mother didn't have a Plan B
     
    #291697 Crepeswithasmile, Nov 13, 2019
  48. NYGator

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    a slightly different nuanced take on the call...

     
    #291698 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  49. NYGator

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    This take will be super interesting when we actually get to hear Sondland. Should bookmark this tweet.

     
    #291699 NYGator, Nov 13, 2019
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  50. Truman

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    #291700 Truman, Nov 13, 2019
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