Post ITT if your team sucks: potato famine/potouchdown famine

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by jorge, Sep 12, 2015.

  1. jorge

    jorge Founder of Post ITT if your team sucks
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    It’s strangely peaceful to know you’re going to get annihilated before game day even starts.
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s liberating.
     
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  3. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    Hello my team sucks and has already proven it this week
     
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  4. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    Going to watch this at the shoe. Plz send prayers
     
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  5. PSU12

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    Another big bonus of the big noon games is you get to get in this thread early and welcome in all the new teams and posters as the day goes on
     
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  6. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment
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    What’s everyone drinking? Just poured a bleach and tonic to kickstart the afternoon.
     
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  7. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Lolwrongnumber

    Slaw is facing the largest point spread between two teams since the SEC was created at 42 points.

    Get on our level.
     
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  8. NP13

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    scored 94 points against Cincy and SMU, and we're tied @ 24 with UCONN with 7 minutes left.

    what the fuck
     
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  9. The Hotch

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    Utah is going to just kill us today
     
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  10. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    Kill you with kindness maybe. Mormons are nice people.
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    not to their multiple child brides.
     
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  12. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Oh el oh el. A measly 23 point underdog.
     
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  13. NP13

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    we pulled it out
     
  14. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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  15. The Hotch

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    Probably a 38-10 type score IYAM
     
  16. The Hotch

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    Almost on the nose
     
  17. vander02

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    You guys have stunk so hard that it’s making 100% sure you win in Tempe next week. It’s science
     
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  18. The Hotch

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    Yeah, I think you’re prob right. We’re going to be more disgruntled and desperate plus we’ve been getting handled in the rivalry game the last few years plus we have a senior QB (who is basically garbage) that will probably play well in his last game.
     
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  19. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Football is really a stupid game that causes way too much harm. It should be outlawed.
     
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  20. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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  21. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Come on in..... the water is fine
     
  22. Shiggityshwo

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    Guys, we're bowling, recruiting is going great, and we have a steady job now. Couldn't have done it without all of your support, don't hesitate to call if you ever need anything
     
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  23. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  24. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    So proud of you.
     
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  25. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    I had #Miami Hurricanes -0.5 in the first quarter and they might not reach that number for the whole game.
     
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  26. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    posting in this thread
     
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  27. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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  28. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    I wish we had Iowa state posters so we could laugh at them too
     
  29. dump

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    Kinghorn817
     
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  30. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Take it to the soccer board.
    :out:
     
  31. Gallant Knight

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    No
     
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  32. roonskie

    roonskie Getting older every day
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    Today shows it’s gonna be a long fall. At least my college football time is now free.
     
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  33. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I’ll assume we belong here so hey guys sup. Nice to be home.
     
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  34. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    lol Hogs are the third best team in the state
     
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  35. Biship

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    Emaw reporting for duty
     
  36. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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  37. IHHH

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    Here I go again on my own, going down the only road I’ve ever known.
     
  38. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    you fucking won by 2 TDs
     
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  39. IHHH

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    against a shitty duke team

    am i turning into a spoiled fan? I will walk out of here like a drifter I was made to walk alone.
     
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  40. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    what on earth has ND done to spoil you? they’ve been irrelevant for decades now
     
  41. IHHH

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    exactly what i am trying to say. But Dump does not believe that Nd sucks
     
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  42. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    All I see is three points
     
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  43. Kinghorn817

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    Being an Iowa state fan is so rewarding. So much joy and happiness.
     
  44. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    :mulletsmug: 1-0
     
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  45. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    But you are posting itt and thereby confirming your team stinks.
     
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  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    why yes Miami does suck thanks. For confirmation.
     
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  47. shabooty

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  48. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I have been a sporadic watcher of CFB for the last few years. But it's incredible that Blackman has been cryogenically frozen in time, looking just about the same from when he was fucking up as a freshman as he does fucking up now.