Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. 1

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    Wtf. Who the hell are you people? Relax. They'll still get a half point at worst and the team will be down a point at worst going into tomorrow and you just watch JT go 7 & 6 on some poor soul tomorrow.
     
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  2. MODEVIL

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    Reed does
     
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  3. Gallant Knight

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    Can’t wait to watch rickie hit this 2 feet
     
  4. MODEVIL

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    I’ve conceded the Kuchar match so need this one to be down 2 tomorrow.
     
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  5. Gallant Knight

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    Damn that was a really good out
     
  6. Gallant Knight

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    Damn that was a really good out
     
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  7. Cornelius Suttree

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    You have an incredible ability to ignore incompetence
     
  8. Cornelius Suttree

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    Lol fuck Rickie Fowler
     
  9. MODEVIL

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    That should do it.
     
  10. Handcuffed

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    neither of these guys are winning tomorrow. they're not coming back mentally after a collapse like this where both of them shit their pants the past six or seven holes.
     
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  11. Gallant Knight

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    Big dick leishman
     
  12. HoosDaMan

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    There’s no polishing up an up 5 turd choke
     
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    What? They're 1 up on 18. Do you know how scoring works in match play?
     
  14. Cornelius Suttree

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    That choke ensures an international lead going into singles

    And now Kuchar and Finau are fucked
     
  15. Cornelius Suttree

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    Yes and that's pathetic
     
  16. JC

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    What the fuck is going on in here
     
  17. Sportfan

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    sheesh it’s unreal how scrappy the An/Niemann pairing has been.
     
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    10.5-7.5 will be tough
     
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    You wouldn't. They're world class players. They'll be just fine.
     
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  20. Sportfan

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    So we still patting Tiger on the back for playing Rickie over him?
     
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    I think the drunk people have all of a sudden shown up. It's weird man.
     
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  22. Cornelius Suttree

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    That's so demoralizing
     
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    Yes
     
  24. Handcuffed

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    they haven't looked like world class players for the last eight holes.

    they just choked like few others have on this stage. splitting points there is a disaster and there's no way to try and spin it otherwise.
     
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  25. Hogview

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    What a melt down on the back
     
  26. Gallant Knight

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    Rickie went full rickie he is a choke artist
     
  27. MODEVIL

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  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    No no they got a half point it's fine. Frost is great too
     
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    Ok mental midget. Username bet on it then?

    You said neither will win their match tomorrow. I say at least one will. Loser changes their username to whatever winner wants until Jan. 31.
     
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  30. Gallant Knight

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    I’ll bet you $1k on it
     
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    Lol the sky is falling!!!!!
     
  32. Gallant Knight

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    You'll bet me $1K on either JT or Rickie winning their match tomorrow? Only way you win is if they both lose.

    Deal.
     
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  34. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Kuch has been non competitive all day. Can't believe he went back out there.
     
  35. Handcuffed

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    no, you fucking weirdo. even if they each have just a 25% chance of winning, you'd be favored at ~55% on that bet.

    how about this: you leave the board forever if the US team loses by the difference in Fowler's and JT's awful choke. i'll leave the board if scott frost turns into a useful coach at nebraska.
     
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    Pussy
     
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  37. HoosDaMan

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  38. Hogview

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    Up 5 with 7 to play? Okay
     
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  39. Gallant Knight

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    It’s a bet
     
  40. Cornelius Suttree

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    Tiger should've told Rickie to hit the showers
     
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  42. Cornelius Suttree

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    Fully expected Kuchar to miss that
     
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  43. Cornelius Suttree

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    Hell yeah wild off the tee
     
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  44. HoosDaMan

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    Finau’s pulse never above 60
     
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  45. bertwing

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    Making Niemann hit an iron from the shit is really fortunate for the US on 18 here
     
  46. HoosDaMan

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    Tiger should send Rickie and JT out in the first 2 matches tomorrow.
     
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  47. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Hopefully he's inside a tree like Ricky was.
     
  48. Gallant Knight

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    He almost dunked it
     
  49. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Tiger should lose his citizenship for making Finau play with kuchar. Sabotage.