Milwaukee Brewers: Where the F do the Brewers find these PUKE DIARRHEA PITCHERS? FAUCI University??

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  1. tradercane

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    Perez signed with the Cubs yesterday.
     
  2. Bert Handsome

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    LoL

    Imagine having the Cubs pockets and signing Hernan Perez. I didn't even realize he was gone.

    If Sogard is our Hernan Perez, that's a good thing. We just have to see if they do anything more at 3rd.
     
  3. tradercane

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    We signed Justin Smoak and I hate it. Would much rather have kept Thames.
     
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  5. Coach Prison Mike

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    Went Golfing at Edgewood yesterday and and that was an experience. The island green surrounded by ice was cool.

    Hitting up some of the local dive bars with family today and a big family poker game while my fiancé’s family takes her to Paint and Sip.

    Tomorrow will be the more active day, have tickets to the noon tour at MKE, then the plan is to mosey on to Lakefront for lunch and another tour. Then gunna try to find some stuff around there to do before the game. The art museum sounds intriguing. Where is the Eagle Park brewery in relation to all that?

    Thanks again guys!

    Sunday future my brother in law and his cousins are taking me a few hours north in search of snow lol.
     
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  6. Emma

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    You're going to have to go extremely north for snow. 2 hours north of where you are and you'll find melted patches here and there. Good luck though! Eagle Park is a 5 minute drive from the stadium.

    Sounds like it's been a fun time!
     
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    Lame, but oh well.

    Awesome on EP, that’ll be our pregame spot.
     
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  8. Bert Handsome

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    We had a blizzard on fucking Halloween and it's 60 on Christmas. Go figure
     
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  10. Emma

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    Well if you wanna see some snow, travel up north about 2 hours. Supposed to get 10 inches tonight. Meanwhile, it's 51 degrees.
     
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    I fly out in the morning. No snow for me this year. Oh well, should be back next.
     
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    Doesn't look as bad as it feels
     
  13. Bert Handsome

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    Interesting that he seemed like a guy that was a boom or bust type prospect to arrive here.



    I guess they see the floor now as legit long relief. Makes sense for Freddy as that is not what gets paid in arbitration.
     
  14. Emma

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    Good terms, don't think he'll live up to the potential though
     
  15. Emma

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    Liking our draft selection so far
     
  16. Bert Handsome

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    Toolsy outfielders can't all bust I suppose
     
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    I don't know about this guy


     
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  20. Emma

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    Must be nice to have starting pitchers who can go past the 4th
     
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  22. Bert Handsome

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    I'm more concerned about getting no-hit by Chatwood on a 95 degree day with a 15 mph wind blowing out to dead center

    You expect pitchers to have s bad time on days like today
     
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    Looks like Grimms chances of staying up are pretty grim
     
  24. Bert Handsome

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    Thread title
     
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  25. devine

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    You didn’t have to do em like that lol
     
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  26. Bert Handsome

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    I don't understand why Arcia is the first to the bench in every situation when he's actually hitting. Sogard has a good obp but it would be nice to keep Arcia going.

    Also, the fee AB's I've seen of Yelich looks like he's trying to hit hr's instead of line drives like the past. Or he may be doing the same thing as 2019 but maybe the ball isn't juiced anymore ant this balls aren't going over the fence.
     
  27. Emma

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    Yelich baby what's you doing
     
  28. Bert Handsome

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    1b Huira
    2b Sogard
    3b Urias
    SS Arcia

    Would be nice if these guys would all hit and we wouldn't have to fuck around with Smoak/Morrison.
     
  29. Bert Handsome

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    This team stinks, and there is no farm system, and no room for payroll, and the luck of turning cast offs into all stars probably has run out. I think Stearns is really smart when it comes to roster construction, but we need cheap reinforcements from the farm and that is not on the horizon.
     
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  30. Emma

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    Product of choosing to skimp out on paying guys and hope someone steps up.
     
  31. Emma

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    Team is insufferable
     
  32. Bert Handsome

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    Hope there are some guys that at least have a good month that we can sell. Have a crappy year and get some good draft capital out of it.
     
  33. Bert Handsome

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    Burnes figuring shit out would be nice. A couple more good long outings and move him to the rotation.
     
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    I tricked myself into thinking this team could be good because so many random cast offs have worked but that luck has apparently ran out.

    I mean Christ we had Thames and Aguilar and had to let Ji Man Choi just walk. Now they are all gone and we have fucking Smoak and Morrison.
     
  35. Emma

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    Smoak is fucking terribleeeee
     
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  36. Bert Handsome

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    Maybe we can trade for Gio and Lyles for nothing since they suck again and turn them back into useful players.

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    What's it going to take and how much money will you pay?
     
  37. texasraider

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    Lyles has been ok :idk:

    but you can have him for not much I’m sure
     
  38. Bert Handsome

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    We have literally traded for him 2 or three years in a row which is why I made the joke
     
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    hiura and you can have odor too
     
  41. Emma

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  42. Bert Handsome

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    From Jaffe's write-up


    [Update: MLB.com’s Adam McCalvy reports that the Brewers will get three young righties, namely 19-year-olds Juan Geraldo and Israel Puello, and 20-year-old Brandon Ramey, the last of whose birthday is today. All of them struck out more than 30% of the hitters they faced in Rookie ball in 2019; Ramey and Geraldo in the Gulf Coast League, Puello in the Dominican Summer League. In February, Eric Longenhagen wrote that Ramey, a 30th-round pick in 2018, “is a very tall young righty with a lower arm slot. His changeup has a chance to be very good.”]
     
  43. Bert Handsome

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    Burnes becoming our best pitcher would go a long way towards the overall outlook for the franchise.
     
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  44. Emma

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    I need something positive out of Wisconsin Sports :(
     
  45. Bert Handsome

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    Deguara is about to win OROY
     
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  46. Emma

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    Williams has been goooood
     
  47. Emma

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    Some really great wonderful moves by the FO during the offseason
     
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  49. Emma

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    Man, the Central must be horrendous this year