Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Maybe Jeff Bezos can buy the Tigers too. I want that Amazon money injected into this team.
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Bezos is definitely a Three True Outcomes guy.
     
  3. DeToxRox

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    About fucking time

     
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  4. Joe Louis

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  5. RalfBully

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    Why not use the real fireplace
     
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    no kidding
     
  7. Vinegar Strokes

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    She did an awful job hiding her cables too.
     
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  8. Vinegar Strokes

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    Check out the paint job on it. On the right it’s brick, and white, wtf
     
  9. Constant

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    Somebody used some cheap latex paint and it peeled from the heat.

    And that popcorn ceiling :facepalm:
     
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  10. Joe Louis

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    You guys are mean. Crib looks nice for a MiLB writer's salary. Plus she makes snacks!

     
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  11. Tug

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    I think her holiday decorations are just lovely.

    No one has mentioned the pretzel/chocolate treats she made?

    Vinegar Strokes has himself a real keeper

    edit: thank you Joe Louis
     
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  12. Constant

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    The decorations are just fine. But there's no excuse for painting that brick white.

    Also, should be caramel between those pretzels, with some melted dark choc drizzled on top.
     
  13. Tug

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    There is a follow up pic on the pretzels. She added to it. She also got four marriage proposals. It would be five but I’m not trying to step on @Vinegar Strokes’ toes
     
  14. Constant

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    I have a grudge against popcorn ceiling. I get it when it's used as a cheap coverup for an old, damaged ceiling. But my son bought a home a few years back. It was relatively recent construction, and the cheapass builder sprayed that shit up there by choice. We installed ceiling beams in the open great room/kitchen/dining room area, and had to spend a couple days soaking/scraping that shit off. What a fucking mess.
     
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    Guys do you think she sat down with a designer and architect and had that apartment built for her?
     
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  16. Joe Louis

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    They don't call it the Grand Raggedy for nothin :twocents:
     
  17. Vinegar Strokes

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    I think RalfBully Bully said he fucked her befkre, or matched with her on Bumble.
     
  18. Tug

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    RalfBully tell us the story
     
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  19. buckwild

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  20. Vinegar Strokes

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    so much for the diet.

    Btw I will be in Grand Rapids first week of January. I will actively be swiping right. hopefully I get to experience that couch :yousoright::yousoright:

    I will bring a can of white paint with me as well to touch up that fire place.
     
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  21. RalfBully

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    we getting beers?
     
  22. Joe Louis

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    She earned her cheat day :twocents:

     
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    She's a 7 on the old Clydesdale Scale.
     
  24. Tug

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    I would watch Love Actually with her
     
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    A handful of bourbon and I'd think she was smoking hot until it wore off.
     
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  27. Vinegar Strokes

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    Is Fenech drunk or did they sign another Twins reject to the same contract?

     
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  29. smeegsgreen

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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    Never heard of him.
     
  31. Vinegar Strokes

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    At least these bums are better than the guys we signed last offseason. We should be able to flip these guys for a weak hitting middle infielder, or hard throwing righty with no command at the deadline.
     
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  32. smeegsgreen

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    So candy stays at 3B now I assume. Bye lugo
     
  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    Candy won’t even make the team.
     
  34. smeegsgreen

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    So you think lugo makes it over him?
     
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  35. Duck Smoker

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    Do you really make these for players of this caliber?

     
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  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    fuck off bro. Those are our #3 and #4 hitters
     
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  37. MG2

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    We've learned nothing. What a waste. I don't care if they paid these guys $500k or $20M. It's not about money. It's about wasting at bats that could go to someone who might actually help you down the road in order to play someone with zero upside. I would have rather signed Schoop for $10M with a team option for a second season than for this contract, and while both of these guys have power, they have the exact same problem as the rest of our hitters: they never walk and they strike out a lot. The fact that this front office doesn't understand this problem cuts into every analytically driven hire they make to the point where they're irrelevant.
     
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  38. Vinegar Strokes

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    they both have walk rates less than 5%. It’s ridiculous.

    however I disagree with the part on them taking at bats from guys. We have nobody that can step in and play at 1B or 2nd basemen. Unless you’d rather trot Candelario out there.
     
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  39. MG2

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    It's not about who we have in the system. It's about the players we're targeting. We're wasting our time looking for guys to take our money for 1 year when we should be searching the earth for younger assets who might be able to make something of 500 ABs and potentially become a long term asset. We're in "year 3 of the rebuild," as Al loves to say, and we're throwing 1300 plate appearances down the drain at 1B and 2B on purpose by giving them to players whose only chance of a long term future here is if they play well and we have to pay them over market price to retain them.
     
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  40. MG2

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    btw, CJ Cron hit 25 HR last season. 7 of them came against the Tigers. It's like signing a PED user right before they started testing for it.
     
  41. Lip

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    Love the passion.
     
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    At least it pushes Romine down to like 7th in the order.
     
  43. MG2

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    Current Opening Day roster projection:

    C - Romine, Greiner
    IF - Cabrera, Cron, Schoop, Goodrum, Candelario, H. Castro, Lugo
    OF - Stewart, Jones, Reyes, Demeritte
    SP - Boyd, Zimmermann, Turnbull, Alexander, Norris
    RP - Jimenez, B. Garcia, Farmer, Agrizal, R. Garcia, Schreiber, McKay, Soto

    Line-up Projection:

    Goodrum, ss
    Schoop, 2b
    Candelario, 3b
    Cabrera, dh
    Cron, 1b
    Stewart, lf
    Romine, c
    Reyes, rf
    Jones, cf

    Cameron improves and comes up sometime in May or June. Fulmer is back around the all-star break. I'm hoping sanity prevails and Mize is up by Memorial Day, but a lot of people on Twitter saying they might keep him down until September or something. Rogers is up by June if he hits at all in Toledo because Greiner is awful.

    So... 55-60 wins. Maybe they avoid 100 losses if Fulmer and the kids can do anything in the second half.
     
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  44. Vinegar Strokes

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    That’s an awful starting rotation.
     
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  45. Vinegar Strokes

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    We will sign at least 2 starters to take away innings from the young guys.
     
  46. MG2

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    They might sign one. I don't think they'll sign two unless they trade Boyd. Barring trades, they won't do anything to take away from Boyd, Turnbull or Norris, and I can't see Ilitch allowing them to dump Zimmermann's salary in spring training so that's 4. Alexander was decent enough last year that I can see them thinking he can do the same (spoiler: he won't). Agrizal is already kind of in the 5b spot competing with him. I'd like to see us sign Smyly and put him in the pen, or maybe take a shot at Taijuan Walker, but I'm sure there are a bunch of other teams trying to do the same.
     
  47. Vinegar Strokes

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    This would have been better, huh? Under team control for more than one season.

     
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  48. MG2

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    This is exactly what I'm talking about. Shaw was atrocious last season and maybe he'll continue to be that bad, but you're basically getting a free look at a former above average 3b with another year in your pocket if it works out. Granted, they probably would have had to pay more for Shaw because no one should want to play here, but we also could have traded nothing for him and given him a little more than this through arb.

    I don't understand why they weren't all over those non-tender guys like Shaw if they're going to keep giving money to guys like Schoop, Cron, Mercer, etc.
     
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  49. Vinegar Strokes

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    Wow. He really lowered his asking price from Gaybar Torres to this guy

     
  50. MG2

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    It's Morosi so it's probably not true, but even if it is we don't know who mentioned him. I would trade Boyd for Marsh straight up. I think Marsh is at least as good as Drew Waters from the Braves' system, even though Waters is ranked much higher by a lot of people. Marsh was really good last season, and then one of the best players in the AFL. I think he's a top 50ish prospect.
     
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