ITT Britney Spears discussion

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Emjay, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. dblplay1212

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    Good lord.
     
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  2. Futureman

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    True story: I was never really much of a Britney fan (Christina Aguilera just did it for me man) until this video came out. Been on board ever since.
     
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  3. Nostradumass

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    enfuckinghance
     
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  4. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    We Stan Our Queen
     
  5. Sir Phobos

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    that pic might actually be 20 years old.
     
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  6. TLAU

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    calves, thighs and buttocks are 10/10. take your birdlegs lovin ass somewhere else
     
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  7. bertwing

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    It has to be but I don’t care
     
  8. beist

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    It’s a good thing I didn’t see that 20 years ago. Probably would have jacked myself into a coma. Still might.
     
  9. Mr Bulldops

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    She has had multiple kids and is pushing 40 and looks like this. That’s crazy town
     
  10. Ralph

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  11. Biship

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  12. BP

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  13. TheoB

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    Well, damn
     
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  15. repoocs

    repoocs Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
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    Goddamn phone.
     
  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Fuck kinda phone she got with no backup?
     
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  17. War Grundle

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    They probably give her a fake phone.

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  18. Bulworth

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    Did she dye her hair?

    First step in preparation for porn IMO.
     
  19. Boo MFer!

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    :pray:
     
  20. IanBoyd

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  21. War Grundle

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    I guess she’s never been to Tampa. 88 here today.
     
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  22. Barves2125

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    A Britney Spears porn debut would be wild as fuck. Every dude ages 25-65 would call in sick to work that day.
     
  23. tjsblue

    tjsblue I was right at the time
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  24. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Sworn Enemy of Standard Time
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    Sweet humble brags. I’d just double my lunch break and be good after the third or fourth time.
     
  25. Homo Erectus

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    What if she taped it when she was 20 years old and has been sitting on it?
     
  26. Barves2125

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    'Justin Timberlake fucks 20 year old Britney Spears' would be the biggest thing in porn history. Society would cease functioning for at least a day.
     
  27. TheGrifter

    TheGrifter It's a trick. Get an axe.
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    And, as expected for TMB, NOW we find a way to make it weird...
     
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  28. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Look at this guy pretending he doesn't want to see JT's hog
     
  29. Nostradumass

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    Both of them today are remarkable human specimens. No need to go back a decade or two.
     
  30. DuffandMuff

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    The kind of porno you talk about with your coworkers at the water cooler the next day
     
  31. Gambler

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    If that thread ever started here, someone shithead would post what he had for lunch that day.
     
  32. Doc Louis

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    Thought he meant he didn't want to think about guys jerking off unlike some people
     
  33. Bulworth

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    Would a Britney Spears porn debut be bigger than the Fappening?
     
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  34. prerecordedlive

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    I’d be concerned that she’d been sitting that long. But we’ve seen pics so we know she hasn’t just been sitting.
     
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  35. Doc Louis

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    I bet this makes more sense if I click show ignored content.
     
  36. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Generous interpretation is generous, but feasible.
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    It would arguably be the greatest day in the history of civilization
     
  38. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Britney Breaks the Internet!!!
     
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  39. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I love some JT...but let's be honest, 20yo Timberlake probably doesn't do the sort of fucking that is porn-worthy.
     
  40. Bulworth

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    Now this WOULD be the biggest day in the history of the internet.
     
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  41. DirtBall

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    CNN just showed a Christina “performance” there is no debate anymore Brit>>>>>>Christina.
     
  42. Nostradumass

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    fucking DirtBall. Don't bump this thread without an instagram post.
     
  43. RockHardJawn39

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    Remember when Jimmy the Saint said she was ugly or fat? Should've gotten banned
     
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  44. Nostradumass

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    thank you

    fuck you dirtball
     
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  45. DirtBall

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    [​IMG]
     
  46. Bulworth

    Bulworth Obscenity?

    The preview still is perfect.
     
  47. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    She’s seemingly awful at yoga and this is the most look-at-me bullshit ever...but boy, do I love her for it.
     
  48. orangebl00d

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    god I love her