Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Hmm on a re-read you didn’t so I may have been smoking crack. My b
     
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  2. NYGator

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    :beerchug:
     
  3. joe-

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    being from Kansas it’s more likely you were smoking crystal meth and looking for children to sex traffic hth
     
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    United States of Maga.
     
  5. Truman

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    I thought all those pens werent working or something. lol

    Having to use 30 pens to sign your name for souvenirs is fucking ridiculous :laugh:
     
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    Would be amazing if they trolled Trump by sending him Nancy's.
     
  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Great now I have to quit the board because you suggested I’m a sex trafficker
     
  9. Truman

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    I was wondering what those sounds from the other end of our car port were. Sounded like a petting zoo over there
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Pelosi should not have done the pen shit.
     
  11. NYGator

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    Why can't Mitch say Donald John Trump? Sounds like he is saying Long John Trump.
     
  12. joe-

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    usually when I need pens I shop at penisland.com
     
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    Does Pen Island still have mall kiosks? I know they used to have stores in the 90's but started using kiosks in the last decade or so.
     
  14. joe-

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    penisland has girthy online presence
     
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  16. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    I was at one and they had George Will as the speaker. His prepared remarks included hot takes on Islam not being a religion of peace. This was in NYC and not bfe
     
  17. BellottiBold

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    This is gonna be lit
     
  18. BudKilmer

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  19. cutig

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    It's really sad that the republicans hate America.
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh: Rudy saying he talked to Pompeo

     
  22. Lyrtch

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    oh wow i'm shocked i was told trumps people would never do such a thing or were too incompetent
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    So we literally have
    • Direct evidence of a scheme where the President literally fucking sent his private attorney to Ukraine
    • to dig up dirt on an American ambassador,
    • coordinated news stories through Don Jr and various RWNJ posts
    • Discussed plan with the fucking SOS
    • And we know exactly why they needed to do this
    Is this not worthy of cleaning the fucking office?

    How will this be spun into a hoax??

    This shit is beyond fucking ridiculous. We better get another impeachment vote. Nancy better fucking step-up. This shit is absurd
     
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  24. Dukes

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    The timing is interesting with Pelosi sending impeachment articles to the senate today and the Parnas evidence coming out. Could the Democrats have planned this with msnbc to make it a big media story and put pressure on the senate right as they receive the articles?
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    So instead of digging further and acquiring more evidence and testimony, thr weak Dems half assed this fucking shit.

    How much more damning would the articles be if they had this testimony.

    Fucking cowards.

    Ain't nothing gonna happen
     
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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Stupid fucking Boomer.

    You don't need to fucking your name to a whatsapp message
     
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    Buncha morons being hurt by the economy love trump. Seems like Dems are often educated people with jobs.

    If you switched the demos, the pitchforks would already be at the White House.

    Hard to fault that fat pig for taking advantage of the easier demographic to con.
     
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  31. NYGator

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    I said it earlier, yes. They are not as stupid as people make them out to be.
     
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    We would still be investigating well into Ivanka’s second term if they didn’t get on with it.
     
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  34. NYGator

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    Just saw a teaser. Seems legit.
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    Oh man I hope Rudy and Don both have their Twitter apps fired up tonight
     
  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    These are pretty critical. I know they requested them and it was no telling when the judge would release them.

    Cna the house append evidence?? The scheme at the orders of the president is pretty fucked up
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Rudy will butt dial something soon
     
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  38. chuckmasterflex

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  39. NYGator

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    LOL, comes off guilty as fuck and still throws out words like sham and hoax. He is back to the Ukrainian hacking conspiracy as well.
     
  40. NYGator

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  41. Dukes

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    Im just shocked he didn’t mention Trump’s nudes again
     
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  42. IV

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    honestly this could be true, who knows how many Russian bots are out there
     
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  43. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    LOCK. THEM. UP.
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Moscow Mitch:

    :yaoface:
     
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  46. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    if you haven't, watch this...

    You would think this imbecile would be better at lying