Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Doc Louis

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    Better than getting Amber alerts when Trump rallies happen near Atlanta
     
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  2. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  3. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    Meanwhile, taking a train from Poughkeepsie to Grand Central (roughly 80 miles) takes the same amount of time as driving it, 2 hours.
     
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  4. dblplay1212

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    Founding fathers really fucked up in some areas. Allowing the jury to determine what evidence they want to see was is right up there with having anything other than a popular election decide who is POTUS.
     
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  5. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, that and the slavery look bad with the benefit of hindsight
     
  6. BudKilmer

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  7. The B1G Kucktis

    The B1G Kucktis 2 years, VARSITY!!
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    I hope when Mar-a-Lago floats into the Atlantic Ocean, we will remember those poor golf course developers.

    That is fucking sickening.
     
  8. Tobias

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    i enjoy playing golf as much as anyone but the resources used in building and maintaining courses are fucking insane and unnecessary
     
  9. Truman

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    It actually is necessary to keep them in the condition they're in.

    The argument of if it's necessary to need so many golf courses is another debate.

    If you golf, youre part of the problem.
     
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  10. Truman

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    ^ Not the onion
     
  11. Crepeswithasmile

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    golf is a game for cunts
     
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  12. Tobias

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    the people who take it super seriously are weirdos. i just like to pack a cooler and have some beers while hacking my way through 18
     
  13. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Imagine this will lose in court
     
  14. Truman

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  15. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  16. Crepeswithasmile

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    Prince Charles just "fuck your couch'ed" Mike Pence
     
  17. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  18. Lucky24Seven

    Lucky24Seven Ain't nothing slick to a can of oil
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    Makes me disgusted to be part of this industry
     
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  19. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  21. Crepeswithasmile

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    i laffed
    y u no laff?
     
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  22. Bruce Wayne

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    That'd be funny if it wasn't so fucking crazy
     
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  23. HowdyHorns

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    ‘The response should be i am fiscally conservative and new cars are one of the quickest ways to waste money. Thus as long as my current vehicle performs the duties of getting me where I am going on time I will continue to make the sound financial decision to keep it.
     
  24. bro

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    I’d like to know what job that was. There are very few jobs where it’d be important for an employee to have a nice presentable car. But I can think of some.

    if that is just some office job, woof. (Or 99% of jobs on earth)
     
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  25. Redav

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    The market decided we should devote a ton of resources to sports. The market is fucking dumb and we should stop listening to it
     
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  26. NYGator

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    He sounds trucking exhausted...good.
     
  27. NCHusker

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    Golf is lame
     
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  28. NYGator

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    In fairness, who wants to go to Poughkeepsie?
     
  29. NYGator

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    First honest thing he did all day, maybe all year.
     
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  30. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Mods, can we please get users to clean up their language?
     
  31. pez

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    I agree but I’m guessing if it was one of those jobs the email would have referenced that expectation. “Hey you also make visits to customers and......”
     
  32. Josey Wales

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    Was fixing a door and had a Rogan podcast on, and boy, shame on me. Was a real play stupid games, win stupid prizes moment listening to him talk trump/Bernie/warren/tulsi. I genuinely think his stupidity comes from naivety, but I respect people more who just admit they’re way out of their fucking depths.
     
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  33. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  34. dblplay1212

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    I've never been called to a jury but I hope to be chosen one day. I want to tell the judge "We don't need the prosecution or the defense to call witnesses. That'd just be a waste of time. Just give us the grand jury transcripts and we'll vote and be on our way." and see how that goes with the judge.

    Please bail me out.
     
  35. Name P. Redacted

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    the correct response is

    do i need a new car?

    maybe
    maybe not
    maybe go fuck yourself
     
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  36. NCHusker

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    G*lf is l*me
     
  37. EMAW FC

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  38. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    you just can't wait to turn into a boomer mr HOA founding board member
     
  39. bro

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    Small government
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    [​IMG]
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

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    golf courses are a tremendous waste of resources and are filled with people who think they're business big shots and don't have the athleticism they once did but still want to feel like they can "do a sport"
     
  42. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    This reply though is apparently serious

     
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  43. KJROD20

    KJROD20 the ends will justify the means.
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    I work in HR and that's one of the most insane things I've ever read. On what planet did they think they could/should send that email?

    This is true, I was just using a similar distance location as the example in Japan.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    Nonstop?

    Have also heard it's the same issue coming from CT to NYC.