Soroka, Fried, Folty are the guys I'm referring to. Those are the guys that need to turn into the Scherzers/Strasburgs of the world if we want to make a real run. Wright, Touki, WIlson etc are trade bait for all I care.
Soroka is the next Maddux and Max is the next Glavine. Folty is like Shane Reynolds or some other bullshit
Folty was good in the second half last year and still went 8 innings no runs in a pivotal game 2 against Flaherty. I still have high hopes for him.
they say the short days and long nights are what causes people to be more depressed in the winter time. but actually its not being able to see the stunning looks and hall of fame level ability of luke the duke jackson on a daily basis. but the long night is almost over
Will him getting to every bunt and ball in the hole piss off dansby and the pitchers and cause clubhouse trouble? Hard to say.
you have to think him winning gold gloves at two distinctly different positions could be construed as him showing up all of his inferior teammates
Drew Waters is gonna hit like .421 this spring and I’m gonna get all amped about it only for Snit to have Kakes batting fifth and playing right on opening day
It brings me no pleasure to report that Tobias was killed in a hellfire missile strike after that asinine Luke Jackson post
"dying in the name of the duke was the greatest honor of his life" reads his obituary says tobias's son kalelynn
Mitch Haniger is now about to miss two plus months with some new ailment. That’s why you gotta strike while the iron’s hot when you’re in a rebuild. The Mariners could’ve had Kakes and Camargo if they’d have been more willing.
Arenado talks heating back up. Betts talks to SD. Would love for the Dodgers to get some regular competition out there.
I do too. I was just saying it would be nice for them to actually feel pressure to win their division, not stroll to the best record in the NL on the backs of trash COL, ARI, SF, and SD.
TIL that duvy and ozzie have the same sprint speed which reminded me of the time that ron darling said kakes was faster
Some offseason tape from hopefully our future manager once Snit plays Kakes for 150 games and we end up going to Cincy for the Wild Card play in. I forgot how bad Fried owns Soto.
It’s still absolutely insane that Snit threw freaking Kyle Wright and Bryse Wilson in the opening series instead of my beautiful baby boy Max
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Sbit will 100% have Kakes 5th, right? First 4 are pretty set then it's dick after that. 5 is gonna be our man
We really landed some huge offseason sponsorships with our performance last season. Things are going great at Loubias industries sponsored by fuck you Gin Buckets you stupid ass piece of shit
some reps from guillotine dynamic, inc approached me about a sponsorship but said they wanted gin as their main point of contact. not sure why but its just another example of the growth we are seeing at loubias industries