MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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    MLS’ second best Mexican striker is still in form it seems

     
  2. Shiggityshwo

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    *the bleach has made him stronger*
     
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  3. Shiggityshwo

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    we had a totally total football goal against some usl squad btw it was pretty sweet tbph
     
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  4. DirtBall

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    Trying an MX striker without a huge drug issue this time:

     
  5. DirtBall

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    Pretty good with this offseason:

     
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  6. Shiggityshwo

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    Fox picks up the '21-22 CCL rights, fuck yeah
     
  7. Wu

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    :awshucks:
     
  8. Shiggityshwo

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    you prefer the yahoo streaming route?
     
  9. DirtBall

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    Because Seattle is known for their lush watermelon groves....

     
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  10. DirtBall

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    lol. I take it im not the only one...

     
  11. DirtBall

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    As a fan of RSL being crap I approve of this:

     
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  12. Arrec Bardwin

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    He's an Orlando fan, only reason he will be watching it is to root against ATL UTD.
     
  13. DirtBall

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    Now THIS would sell some Soldier Field seats. Monterrey paid $16.5 million for him and looks like they want $20 million or no dice.

     
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    I was advocating for them to this a year ago. We needed to move him while he was still under contract and could get something in return. But, and you alluded to it, he’s the attack. We’ve unloaded him, Bofo, Plata and Lennon and have signed ... a kid from the academy. With no changes RSL will finish last in the West imo.
     
  15. Rootgers

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    Same but East
     
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  16. xec

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    I wish you good fortune with the beers to come.
    :beerchug:
     
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  17. DirtBall

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    Good loan. Back with his buddy.

     
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  18. DirtBall

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    Someone earlier said it’s either Sporting or Nashville with the Mike Jacobs connection. I would bet Nashville but after last year I’m not turning down any CBS.

     
  19. mc415

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    we fucking finally signed someone! Should be good stable force in the back, we really needed to reinforce the central defense so sick of slow non skilled Central American CBs
     
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  20. DirtBall

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    And as always with these loans. Every MLS contract must have an option to buy. A lot of these are being treated as “loans” till the new CBA is formed. The smarter GMs don’t want to sign thinking they’ll barely miss a TAM/DP threshold and find out something fucky is happening when the CBA finalized. (Have till Friday till the old one expires)
     
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  21. DirtBall

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    Another “loan”

     
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  22. DirtBall

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    Stadium construction going about as well as jersey design

     
  23. MODEVIL

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    When will DonG learn. Smh
     
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  24. xec

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    The CBA issue is making it hard to interpret any of the moves.
     
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    Giving Nashville a team was so dumb.
     
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  27. SugarShaun

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    Nashville coming into the league like “Look at me, I’m the Crew now”

     
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  28. SugarShaun

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    But one of our local guys is saying that this report is way overblown and any changes would be small
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    Initial reaction? Fuck adidas

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  31. DirtBall

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    Thread with them all:

     
  32. DirtBall

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    There’s some solid design patterns in there but the fact they all have the dumb solid color arm/shoulder and the adidas 3 stripes ruins them.
     
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  33. Shiggityshwo

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    yeah I hate that there has to be a template homogenizing this shit
     
  34. Festus McBadass

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    Those 3 big ass stripes on the shoulder are terrible
     
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    Minnesota’s is the best.

    Don’t mind Dallas but I think they should’ve stuck with the Texas flag style top every season. Like the red trim on the sleeves for DC, but they need to add the white stripes across the front of the tops again.

    The 3 stripes flat out suck. The gold stripes on those Timbers white tops, barf.

    I can’t believe people get paid a lot of money to create these.
     
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  36. Rootgers

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    This template is straight trash.

    It's probably the closest we'll ever get to a Metrostars throwback though
     
  37. TheFreak55

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    aren’t the big stripes on the shoulder suppose to be an homage of sorts to the kits from the first year? Sorry if I’m being Captain Obvious
     
  38. MODEVIL

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  40. xec

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    Damn it. You beat me to it.
     
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  42. DirtBall

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  43. DirtBall

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    Birds of a feather....


     
  44. DirtBall

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    Did Fox really put Henry in there in an Impact Jersey? How f’n embarrassing can they get?

     
  45. DirtBall

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    Was Beckham riding over top on a flamingo too hard to photoshop?
     
  46. xec

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    Let’s see: 33; Has had 5 major injuries; Hasn’t played in 2 years. He’s Yura 3.0. I would be ok with that if we paid him $250K or less. But we’ll pay him $1 Million +. Then he’ll get hurt early and not see the pitch for the rest of the season.
     
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    Looks like he's wearing a track jacket. And considering they sold the only player who's name I know, I guess that was their only option
     
  48. DirtBall

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    They didn’t sell Piatti brah
     
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