The New and Improved Tennis Thread

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  1. SC

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    Bold call from Chris Fowler that someone will in fact win this set.
     
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  2. Doc Louis

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    Really liked the take of once it gets hotter they'll play better tennis.
     
  3. Doc Louis

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    It's in the strings.
     
  4. bro

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    This color commentator needs to chill out and shut up
     
  5. SC

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    Ash overhitting like this is so strange.
     
  6. SC

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    Idk, ma'am, I've seen lots of big matches with both players having nerves.
     
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  7. CC_Nole

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    Fowler and Evert acting as if they’ve never seen a nervy match between two players before is hilarious.
     
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  8. Doc Louis

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    But never a semifinal like this.
     
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  9. bro

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    She also is really against players starting young. She mentioned it When discussing Kenin and her dad earlier. But I’ve heard it all tournament from her
     
  10. Doc Louis

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    So is Evert jumping on Fowler like he's playing the match
     
  11. SC

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    Kenin calling her own lines on big points is so great.
     
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  12. SC

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    Let's fucking go!!
     
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    Fuck yes
     
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  14. WillySaliba

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    I really do like Barty though. Nothing I hate about her or her game.
     
  15. Doc Louis

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    No one likes Vegemite
     
  16. Thoros of Beer

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    Finally Pam shriver talks some sense into the proceeding. Evert is terrible.
     
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  17. SC

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    Kenin's gotta regroup here.
     
  18. SC

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    Back on serve!
     
  19. bro

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    Barty is just slicing every backhand
     
  20. SC

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  22. bro

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    “It wasn’t Pretty”


    Good lord, shut up
     
  23. SC

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    "This is not the time to start celebrating." FFS, she's in a Slam final at 21. Go celebrate!
     
  24. Cornelius Suttree

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    All the grunts in this match lol my neighbors probably think I've got porn on

    Kenin is the first American other than a Williams sister to reach the Australian Open final since Lindsay Davenport in 1995. And Kenin is the first American woman to beat the No. 1 player at a major since Serena topped Venus at Wimbledon in 2002.
     
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  25. Cornelius Suttree

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    Halep drops the first set in a tiebreak
     
  26. pratyk

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    God damn, Gabi's back!!
     
  27. C-Pay

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    Federer up two breaks in the first, then gets broken back twice. Hasn't been striking it cleanly the last several games
     
  28. colonelrascals

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    lot of sun talk going on this morning
     
  29. bro

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    Please don’t let djoker win this major
     
  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    stunned by results on womens side
     
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  31. SC

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    It's really another ringing endorsement of the depth in the women's game. A 14-seed and an unseeded player in the final and neither are fluke runs and it's a Slam-worthy final with a winner that will be deserving.
     
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  32. SC

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    Men's equivalent of this Women's Final from a seeding/draw standpoint would be like Khachanov-Cilic? Bleh.
     
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  33. SC

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    Listening to Roger's presser post-match. Said that if the injury gotten worse during the match this morning, today would've been his first career in-match retirement. Said he talked to his team beforehand about it and they all were good with it if it had gone down that road.
     
  34. SC

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    Thiem broken to start. Very interested to see how this matchup goes.
     
  35. Doc Louis

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    Ah Thiem, GOT BROKE SON!!!
     
  36. Doc Louis

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    What does it take for them to close the roof? More bird feathers on the court?
     
  37. Doc Louis

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    Feels like Thiem will end up winning
     
  38. SC

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    No one checked the weather report?
     
  39. Doc Louis

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    Thiem's mystery return grip, also called the Continental grip.
     
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  40. SC

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    Messy couple of service games there from Thiem.
     
  41. SC

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    All even. More games like that last one, please.
     
  42. bro

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    Good for thiem
     
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  43. CC_Nole

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    Interested to see if Thiem can continue his ridiculous momentum in tiebreaks against Djokovic - who seemingly never loses an important tiebreak in majors.
     
  44. Doc Louis

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    4:07 am, found out Fowler likes climbing mountains
     
  45. Doc Louis

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    Nice save by Chris. "Conchita never in a million years thought she'd do this well. ... This quickly."
     
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  46. SC

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    All that work to get back on serve, then gives it right back.
     
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  47. Doc Louis

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    Kenin's got her gassed.
     
  48. SC

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    Lol, that ball spike! Love it.
     
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  49. Doc Louis

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    She shouldn't have gotten that point just for wasting an easy shot
     
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  50. SC

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    Let’s go 3.