Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. VaxRule

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    tmbrules was a zerohedge reader that insisted it was a great source for news on “the market”
     
  2. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  3. ned's head

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    Bloomberg should pay bolton $10 million for a televised interview to be aired the night before the SOTU
     
  4. steamengine

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    So infuriating.
     
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  5. Josey Wales

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    During*
     
  6. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  7. steamengine

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    First day back from suspension and it looks like he really learned his lesson.
     
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  8. ned's head

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  9. Joe_Pesci

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    UO isn't exactly a prestigious university but the journalism school kids that I met there were all dumb in this specific kind of way

    /tweet
     
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  10. CuckFinn

    CuckFinn If you hold a cat by it’s tail...
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    Trump’s State of the Union speech leaked ...”Things are perfect. They are the best that things have ever been in the history of people doing things. We’ve done a lot of very big things. If it wasn’t for Shifty McSchiffterson I would have probably cured the Corona virus by now. Corona isn’t even a good beer by the way. It gives you viruses. But that’s because it’s Mexican. But the wall will fix that”....
     
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  11. steamengine

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    Got dam Doug Jones is surrounded on all sides. Senators by state:

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  12. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    This is the stupidest shit ever. Most courthouses make you take your belt off. I've been in a couple that won't even allow you to bring in coffee.

    Meanwhile in distopian McConnell hell hole Kentucky:

     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bless ur heart
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Lmao these wanna be banker fuck bois
     
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  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Just fucking do away with the Senate at this point honestly given how more people are living in fewer states. It's going to prevent any real progressive legislation from being passed without massive upheaval.
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    "impartial jurors"
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    When Texas Flips purple, the EC will be abolished
     
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Sure but that's separate from the Senate being so disproportionately unrepresentative even in comparison to the House.
     
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  19. steamengine

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    Balls too big imo
     
    #307170 steamengine, Jan 31, 2020
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  20. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    I almost can't even read this thread anymore I'm so fucking angry. Every Trump appointee/supporter in the government should be executed on live television. It's the only way to heal our democracy.
     
  21. ono

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    Put it on PPV and we knock out paying for universal healthcare. 2 birds 1 stone.
     
  22. westcoastbias

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    They matter if they vote. He's going to use all this as a rallying cry.
     
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  23. matistic

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    Since it’s officially okay now to solicit foreign interference in our elections, I think I’d be okay with the Dems telling Putin he can have Alaska if he gives us the pee pee tape.
     
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  24. Mister Me Too

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    They’ll put land mines on the border and the moment a border agent steps on one of them they’ll blame the migrants for it and use it to ramp up the sadistic policies at the border.
     
  25. CUAngler

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    Well the optimist in me feels good that one of the purposes of impeachment was to get all the GOP on the record. They chose to support a criminal, so democrats should be on the all out attack from here on out about how they sold out America for their own gain. They shouldn’t be able to hide from this.
     
  26. RowdyBurns

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    I hate them too, but what you’re describing isn’t democratic. Beat them at the ballot box
     
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  27. Homo Erectus

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    He will still gloat and say its over. Its the closest to telling the truth he will get all night.
     
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  28. PeterGriffin

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    wE aReN't A dEmOcRaCy
     
  29. Homo Erectus

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    Donated $100 to Bernie for my mom's bday today.

    Probably throwing my money away with the election likely being rigged, but oh well.
     
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  30. BWC

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    They only matter if others don't vote. Stop giving a fuck about them and whatever rallying cry they respond to. Doesn't matter what fuels the cry, Donnie will make it and they will follow.
     
  31. Joe_Pesci

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    We gave him our energy and he only disappointed us
     
  32. BudKilmer

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  33. Doc Louis

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    Trump now getting donations the Jeffrey Epstein estate and NAMBLA International.
     
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  34. Homo Erectus

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    Thats actually an upgrade from Russian oligarchs/ gangsters & white nationalists
     
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  35. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Warren. Definitely Warren. How is this a question?
     
  36. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    bUT hOw wIll wE pAy foR hEaLtHcAre?
     
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  37. Jimmy the Saint

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    I, too, am happy with creeping towards a theocracy, heavily polluted water, ambivalence towards climate change, and totally unchecked corporate greed.

    But hey I might have a bunch of money if I haven't perished in a nuclear holocaust or something in the coming decades. So much winning!
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    In Michigan courthouses you can't bring a cell phone past the lobby unless you are an attorney and bring your bar card. Everybody goes through the metal detector. I can't imagine trying to take a gun into the capitol.
     
  39. bro

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    Bought my mom a bernie coffee mug today
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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  41. chuckles

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    Man. I know so much of this was predictable, etc, but I haven't woken up this depressed and angry many times in my life. It feels bad.
     
  42. $P1

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    They're absolutely terrified of Warren becoming President. They know that in addition to pushing progressive policies, she'll be incredibly aggressive going after corruption and fraud
     
  43. chuckmasterflex

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  44. AIOLICOCK

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    They're not worried about shit. All they gotta do is tip the scales just slightly in like 3 states and they're home free. Even if they get caught, nobody will do shit. This is America now.
     
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  45. Bruce Wayne

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  46. BudKilmer

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    Never surprised at the depravity of this mother fucker

     
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  47. indeed

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    Anything goes now in terms of interference, suppression, disrupting, overturning the electoral process because the claim will be it’s in the nation’s best interests.

    When it happens in November it will be the last chance for massive protests, but of course it will also be deemed in the nation’s best interests to strafe the uprisings with squadrons of A-10s while Mike Pence sternly observes from the situation room.
     
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  48. AIOLICOCK

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    Please just fucking go away.
     
  49. BudKilmer

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    I look forward to getting taken out by a reaper drone in November while protesting voter suppression
     
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