SEC Basketball Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Croomsday, Oct 20, 2011.

  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Unless you can both suck it from the back, then congrats.
     
  2. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    You have to get into a 96 position tonight.
     
  3. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    That's usually how me and the bff mutual masturbate
     
  4. bertwing

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    Pray we can somehow keep him for one more year. Had some big games last season but lacked consistency. He’s gone to a whole other level this year. If he and Joe come back our guards are going to be stupid.
     
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  5. bertwing

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    That only works when you’re using a double sided dildo according to blind dog
     
  6. blind dog

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    Actually I said everything works when you have a double sided dildo
     
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  7. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    Apparently tonight is the night when EJ Montgomery finally decided to start living up to his potential. Guy has been marvelous on both ends of the court.
     
  8. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington Leader of Tuanon
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    welp our season ended tonight. gonna go ahead and lube up for that auburn game in a week
     
  9. Matt Foley

    Matt Foley RIP EARL
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    Y’all were REAL cocky there for a bit.
     
  10. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington Leader of Tuanon
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    :jamalshewrote:
     
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  11. Mr Mortisay

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    Muss not taking a timeout the last 6 mins of regulation blew my mind
     
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  12. bertwing

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    It’s an analytics thing, came back to bite him in the ass tonight. We missed some crucial free throws, had a bone headed double dribble by Bailey who wasn’t being guarded, and didn’t make a bucket the last several mins in regulation.

    got to find a way to get something going toward the rim at the end of regulation. Pearl called TO to let us set up the play. They tripled Mason and we got an open look, just had a 20% 3 point shooter taking the shot which isn’t ideal.
     
  13. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Thought y’all needed at timeout when you were still up 3-4. Looked rattled.
     
  14. Wu

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    just be glad it’ll be at the hands of such a hot and sweaty man as Bruce Pearl
     
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  15. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    How tf are we supposed to win with Morgan Freeman in the house for ole miss tonight
     
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  16. Truman

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    Can you explain or provide a link that discusses the analytics of timeouts?
     
  17. bertwing

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    Yeah sure

    Link
     
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  18. bertwing

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    He was there for our game too. You can do it TC
     
  19. Truman

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    Not happening
     
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  20. bertwing

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    Pussy
     
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  21. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Here comes the greatest comeback in UF history...at home against an absolutely abysmal UGA team.

    white can’t fuck off soon enough.
     
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  22. bertwing

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    Y’all are going to end up winning by 20+ :laugh:
     
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  23. D. Silver

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    Tom Crean just blew a 21 point lead to Mike White.

    ouch
     
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  24. High Cotton

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    Appreciate the link, great analysis.

    @Freak55 has posted this before.
     
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  25. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Ehhhh that article is using some really shaky “science”
     
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  26. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth but we also just might be those motherfuckers
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    Losing at Ole Miss is very on point. Tyree absolute dominates us.
     
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  27. Arrec Bardwin

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    I know it might seem shaky, but it all ties together and comes full circle if you really look at it.
     
  28. Arrec Bardwin

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    That article definitely puts a meaty amount of spin on the numbers though.
     
  29. LSUTigers1986

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    LSU losing by 7 to Vandy. One player accounts for 20 of their 39 points. That’s more embarrassing
     
  30. infected donkey

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    Get’em in while you can. We gettin some men
    pippen?
     
  31. LSUTigers1986

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    Maxwell Jones. Pippen has 2.
     
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  32. LeonardWashington

    LeonardWashington Leader of Tuanon
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    That mike white offense putting up 55 in a half :doge:
     
  33. FadeMe

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    This Vandy-LSU track meet is fascinating. Both teams might hit 100 before the under 4 timeout. Can’t recall a game like that.
     
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  34. LSUTigers1986

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    This is embarrassing
     
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  35. GrizzliesDrew

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  36. LSUTigers1986

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    We will be up 12 against auburn with 5 minutes to go on Saturday, let them tie it up in the final minute and then win by 1. We don’t know any other way.
     
  37. bertwing

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    Hell yeah Vandy. The streak is finally over. Hilarious it came against LSU
     
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  38. Arrec Bardwin

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    Yeah, we’re not losing to you at home.
     
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  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    What was it
     
  40. bertwing

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    27 straight SEC losses
     
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  41. devine

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    Will Wade. Not an American gangster
     
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  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Thought that criminal had been cut loose tbh
     
  43. bertwing

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    FBI wiretaps of your criminal activity aren’t enough evidence apparently
     
  44. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Losing to Vandy in basketball is so embarrassing that they should revoke their football championship
     
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  45. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    If you're an LSU frosh this is your first SEC loss ever in football/MBB. Crazy.
     
  46. Arrec Bardwin

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    If you’re a Vandy sophomore this is your first SEC win in basketball ever.
     
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  47. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    It’s amazing how selective they are with that.
     
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  48. Shawn Hunter

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    Who would be your SEC Player of the Year at this point?
     
  49. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Mason Jones
     
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  50. D. Silver

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    Perry?
     
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