HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

always seemed like Alonso raked but boy was he butt in 2019

 

He had one good half-season in Oakland but has been pretty mediocre otherwise

 

Good insurance for when Freddie’s arm falls off and he just takes an Advil and uses the heating pad.

 

Hey man that was my advice to him. Pls don’t make light of medical advice from a professional, such as myself

 

Yonder is Machado’s brother-in-law. Could there be something there after San Diego starts 12-70?

 

This is the kind of move you make when you’re actually trying to win.

 

Freaking Betts in the NL

 

Dammit, and Joc being traded as well. Was that prospect they got in return Worth a shit? I still want Puig, but doubtful we make another move

 

And in the same outfield as Bellinger...

 

yeah but how are the acoustics on their dugout refuse bins?

 

Pollock when healthy ain’t no slouch either. They’re loaded more so than the past 5 years. Muncy, Lux/Kike, Seager that’s healthy, and Turner is scary too. Chris Taylor is their utility guy. Just dumb.

 

Anyone want to post the ESPN+ projected starting lineup? I just want to make sure my boy Nick is penciled in at 5.

 

only have espn+ on my phone through apple (technology amirite lol) so just gonna post the list nothing more nothing less for you disgusting and ungrateful pigs

#7 overall

ronnie
ozzie
freddie
ozuna
KAKES
dans
darnaud
camargo

#5 contact, #10 patience, #13 power, #11 speed, #25 balance, #3 core hitters, #1 lineup holes

riley for johan and duvy for kakes against lefties

 

Are these NL or MLB ranks

Edit... See the #25 so nvm

 

They seem to be much higher on our lineup than I am.

 

Worked in Houston with Mike Fast. Also used to write at Baseball Prospectus.

 

fuck yeah we're gonna emulate them and do whatever it takes to win

 

We need Sterling back

 

Yes

 

it’s 49 days until opening day

 

When is our boy Sterling A gonna post some tweets

 

If there were only a current player on the team with that number you could have posted their picture

 

we're retiring that number out of respect to ace

 

When the Braves win the pennant

 

Angels in the outfield!

So who is our 3rd baseman starting day?

 

Johan is gonna get a ton of opportunities to suck because Snitker is gonna go Ozuna, Kakes, D’Arnaud, Johan, Bae. Then we’ll get Riley when Ender plays

 

So squeak into the playoffs, we have probably unjustified hope, and get out in the wildcard/nlds again? Awesome. Glad the braves have gone the Auburn route of fucking with my emotions

 

Not so fast, my friend. Riley will take command of the job around when Pache and Waters are called up

 

There is a disparaging joke here about Chief Knockahoma’s in the Outfield

 

Joc back on the market

 

How much $$ do we reasonably have to spend? After dividends of course

 

We have $32 mil under the luxury tax

 

Also I just noticed we picked up Yangervis Solarte on a minor league deal so yet another of our many options at third base

 

I'm hoping Riley has a good spring and wins the job, but I think he has to be absolutely killing the ball to win the job. Think it's most likely Riley starts in Gwinnett and they give it to Carmargo.

 

June 11th and 12th, Braves host the Nats on that Thursday and then the Dodgers the next night on Friday. Jason Isbell playing at The Roxy at the Battery both nights afterwards.

 

Mighty white of Cobb Co to host this...

So waht time does the game start?

 

If we can somehow land Joc, I'll be much less concerned about 3B.

 

Gotta think any Joc deal for us would have to involve 3 teams because at that point Ender/Duvy would have to be a part of it and the Dodgers would likely want pitching in return.

 

If only there was a team with a deluge of young, minor league arms. Ah, nevertheless

 

Does Ender, Wilson and Touki get it done for Joc?

 

Too bad we won’t trade any of them until they have absolutely no value.

 

Dammit I dont want to give up either of them, when they turn into Randy Johnson and Pedro. Better Idea is to throw them in the bullpen to work on their craft

 

TD the braves GM too? Fuck

 

they can work on their craft for the OKC dodgers while Joc is at Truist hitting dingers.

 

Where are you getting the afterwards part of this? I see 8:00 pm show on ticket site, with 7:20 starts for Braves.

 

Rumor has it Luke has already given up a home run

 

I'll take it.