Detroit Lions: Alexa, play “Last Resort” by Papa Roach

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  1. DeToxRox

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  3. MG2

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    I was hoping for better, but expecting something like this. Patricia apparently still going to call plays, so this is just window dressing and ultimately comes down to whether Patricia is willing to change his scheme.

    It's disappointing that Patricia's coaching hires are essentially his friends and family plan. Doesn't mean this hire won't work, but it doesn't inspire a ton of confidence that he searched very hard for the best candidate.
     
  4. DeToxRox

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    Yep.

    This is just passing the buck for another season. And it shows a guy who is so stubborn about doing it his way that he can’t see the forest through the trees.
     
  5. DeToxRox

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  7. DeToxRox

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    So Senior Bowl practices begin today but we still seemingly have a ton of available coaching positions. Sounds about right.
     
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  8. MG2

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    We supposedly told the Senior Bowl we'd have a full staff, which I'm sure they're thrilled about if we show up with no LB or DB coach.
     
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  9. MG2

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    From looking at the Lions' website, we're probably missing a TE and LB coach, and then a support staffer or two on defense. Randy Gregory is the presumed DB coach moving forward by a bunch of media people. Patricia's probably going to need to do a lot of position work with the LBs this week, though. They've got one other guy with LB coaching experience, but he's a low level staffer.
     
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    That seems like too much.
     
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  12. DeToxRox

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  13. Anison

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    I was assuming London at first, but aren’t they talking about playing some international NFL games in Germany this year?
     
  14. buckwild

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    Should make the Lions play in Syria or Sudan.
     
  15. MG2

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    Regardless of whether we can trade back or not, what are people thinking in terms of Derrick Brown v. Jeffrey Okudah? Would anyone even consider anyone else in the top 5?

    Seems like we can't go wrong with either guy, except we're the Lions and so we know that's not true.
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    As long as we don’t pick either guy at 3, I will be fine with it
     
  17. MG2

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    Because you don't want either player? Or because you won't accept any pick because it needs to be a trade down?
     
  18. DetroitNole

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    Wouldnt be shocked to see a bunch of these rumors and stories between now and the draft. Dont think there is any chance it happens but expect us to leak stuff like this to make teams think we may take a QB to get a better offer trading down
     
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  19. DeToxRox

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    yeah it’s a smokescreen because these two idiots can’t afford to deal a good QB in a make or break season. Plus the dead money situation makes this unrealistic.
     
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  21. smeegsgreen

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    Good let’s draft tua and shock the world
     
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  22. Vinegar Strokes

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    yes. Only way those two are acceptable picks is if we trade down. Tua is best available and would have been first pick had he not gotten hurt. You could argue Brown and that DB from osu have a better or equal chance at being a bust than Tua.
     
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  23. smeegsgreen

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    How are you not on team tua?
     
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    A remember that MENSA candidate Bob Quinn drafted a fucking TE at 8 last year.
     
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    I really thought he was going to be the missing piece to the puzzle. Alas.
     
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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    I am on team Tua bro
     
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    When is next time we will be picking in top 3? You gotta grab Tua if he’s available. Sit his ass for a year, and then let him take over like Mahomes did.
     
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  28. smeegsgreen

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    Yep but that won’t help win games this season and they need to win at least 9 or they hopefully will be fired
     
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  29. smeegsgreen

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    I think you draft tua or get a King’s ransom with Miami 2 firsts a second and third
     
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  30. smeegsgreen

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    Picking a CB at 3 would be so lions
     
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    I'm all in for the Lions to move to Syria. That would be bad ass
     
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    SYRIA VS. EVERYONE
     
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  34. Gustavo Fring

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    Gonna be real awkward when they draft Okudah and trade Slay.
     
  35. DeToxRox

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    We are getting rave reviews for the LB coach we hired. Shame he can’t be the DC.
     
  36. Vinegar Strokes

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    The titans fired him.
     
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  37. jrester06

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    Haven't most coaches in the NFL been fired at some point. Nature of the business
     
  38. Heesu

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    I can’t wait to see how the lions fuck this up
     
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    Draft him and trade him for a King's random.
     
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  41. Vinegar Strokes

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    We winning the Super Bowl next year.
     
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  42. smeegsgreen

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    Because of that signing, right?
     
  43. Vinegar Strokes

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    yes. He was the missing piece
     
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  44. smeegsgreen

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    FUCK
     
  45. DeToxRox

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  46. Vinegar Strokes

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    Trade his ass.
     
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  47. DeToxRox

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    Bernie Smilovitz and IG as sources. What a world.
     
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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Why would he deny the rumors? You’d think it help with somebody trying to trade up in draft.