Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BellottiBold

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    Oh someone's gonna be upset
     
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  2. RGClemson05

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    Media people clearly hate Avenatti. The Trump presidency is supposed to be their time to shine. Their time to be the center of attention. Yet, for about a month, all eyes were on Avennatti.
    The Maggie Habermans of the world are enjoying Avennatti’s conviction with double middle fingers.
     
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  3. prerecordedlive

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    I sent this to a buddy who spent a few years in prison. He told me about how they’d make “prison wine” in a trash bag they’d stash in the top of the toilets and just ferment whatever they could get their hands on.

    I’d drink that before trying Trump Wine. He agreed.
     
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  4. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    First Hillary and McCabe inquiries dismissed, and now this!!!!
     
  5. The Banks

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    Lest we forget that Maga Hans got to where she is because of nepotism on both sides, her dad being a longtime NYT writer and now on the board and her mother being friends/cozy with Donald Trump.
     
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  6. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Ted DiBiase of my childhood was right.
     
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  7. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I don’t know why I do this to myself, but reading comments sections always leaves me depressed. It’s either shade wearing selfie taking maga idiots or people like FoxRaptix reminding me to eat Arby’s.
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Prospector

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    Didn't know that. Off w their heads gif
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Military is about to get laid off
     
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  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Vindman's 2nd cousins better watch their cornholes. Trump will be looking for his pound of flesh.
     
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  11. BellottiBold

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    This is amazing. Check these replies.
    The trumpers are saying shit like Barr is just another deep state fraud.

     
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  14. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    This whole thing is a evil version of “who’s line is it anyways”
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    We’re getting closer to one of his kids crossing the line and trump trying to arrest and prosecute them
     
  16. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    So the President of the USA has spent 2-3 years hounding a former Presidential Candidate and a former Dir of the FBI using the DOJ and his toadie Barr as tools to try to ruin them.

    His hissy fit for the last week (or more) has been b/c he couldn't 'get' them. Pretty normal.
     
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  17. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Everything is normal when the checks and balances wont check nor balance
     
  18. ned's head

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  19. chuckmasterflex

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  20. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    One less trump vote in November.
     
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  21. Struggler

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    *March
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    In Florida no less. The Bernie train gains more speed.
     
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  23. Constant

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    Renal failure to troll the libs.
     
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  24. Henry Blake

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    Totally worth it
     
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  25. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump's third term will consist of 5-7 constitutional amendments and a newer New Testament.

    I look forward to the guards telling me about in my Alaskan gulug harvesting wood and oil for the glory of the state.
     
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  26. ohbluefan

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    Trump will mock him at some point after his death and the cult will cheer...
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Abject bullshit. Avenatti sucks and deserves prison. But these shitheels would've voted to confirm regardless.
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Let him drive, you cowards. I want to see what the masculine ideal can do behind the wheel.
     
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  29. AptosDuck

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    Rooting for turn 4
     
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  30. VaxRule

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    Dale Earnhardt take the wheel.
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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    :laugh:

    This is elite posting
     
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  32. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That’s kinda tight tbh
     
  33. Henry Blake

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    So brave. A true maverick.
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    [​IMG]
    Just a bunch of goofballs, talking about healing the country.

    One a fascist (Cotton), the other wants a world where his grandchildren can retreat behind militarized walls when global warming gets bad, the other wants you to think he he will invite you in if you write a nice enough essay about how to bridge the cultural divided while he puts brown children in cages as a lark (But he is also a fascist).
     
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  35. Mister Me Too

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    Ok, this is not directed at you, but would it been tight if Obama had done it?
     
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  36. The Banks

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    Lol would you think he’d be driving?
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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    Presidents of American haven't been allowed to drive cars since Franklin Pierce got drunk and allegedly trampled a person while steering his horse/carriage. Though that occurred before he was president. If at all.

    But If we breaking laws now, let Big President T drive.
     
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  38. The Banks

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    But he doesn’t know how so why would he embarrass himself when his base doesn’t care and will still eat it up
     
  39. Prospector

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    You hear about what's his name down in Florida He loved me so much he killed himself. You believe that? Killed himself Great American.
    Idiota chant USA USA USA
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    I concede to your logic, but Trump doesn't know how do anything.

    But he can be easily provoked into pretending things.

    I will bet 100 mainboard points Trump brags about how fast the car was going immediately after. Then brags over 6 weeks later about how he told them to go faster. And "they" said no. But he went faster.
     
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  41. shivious

    shivious He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    I have my doubts that Pres T has driven a car in the last 50 years.
     
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  42. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You mean Tiffany or one of the three he acknowledges?
     
  43. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    These people just write the same story about him over and again.

    President trump is ____ to his supporters, but behind the scenes he’s actually (whatever the opposite of ____ is).
     
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  44. Doc Louis

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    Yes. Or even an unknown illegitimate. Can't rule those out.