Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Truman

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    Youd think "gun girl poops pants" is something you shouldnt be googling on a work computer, but here we are.
     
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  2. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Have you considered you’re also a girl?
     
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  3. bertwing

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    I have no idea how someone that frequents this thread as much as Truman could miss the pants shitting gun girl discussion, but it’s always fun when someone else discovers it
     
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  4. Truman

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    There are times where it jumps 20-30 pages before I read it and I just say fuck it. So probably in one of those gaps.

    However, that was fun google search. She sucks so much,
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    #NEVERFORGET


     
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  6. Doc Louis

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    So red pill 78, destroying the illusion, edge of wonder, praying medic, sgt report, tru reporting, x27... Those are also not making the cut?
     
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  7. skiedfrillet

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    i'm doing a major cleanup at Plant Scherer rn

    none of it has to do with the coal ash pond =x
     
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  8. skiedfrillet

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    i'm the opposite

    last "long term" gf i had ended up becoming a lesbian
     
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  9. Mix

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    I do regularly put some rouge on and tuck my sack back.
     
  10. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    go on........
     
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  11. Andy Reocho

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    The server space isn't paying for itself...
     
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  12. bertwing

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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    I'm reminded of this great article: https://psmag.com/news/on-the-milo-bus-with-the-lost-boys-of-americas-new-right
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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    I have no context for anything in this tweet, but I understand it completely.
     
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  15. Truman

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    Quick Google tells me he got popped for corruption, so of course he got pardoned.

    Also Jerry Rice and Ronnie Lott showed up for the announcement :/
     
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  16. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  17. Beeds07

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    Between this and those Popeyes commercials, maybe Jerry just needs to go away.
     
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  18. NYGator

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  19. Truman

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    Issac Bruce >>>> Jerry Rice
     
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  20. Truman

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    Would it be unusual or out of bounds for a Judge to sentence someone longer than recommended by the prosecutor?
     
  21. NYGator

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    Well it’s not like he murdered or raped someone.
     
  22. NYGator

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    I don’t think so. The reality is they know this will likely happens, but they want to set up cause to pardon, IMO, by showing overreach.
     
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  23. Andy Reocho

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    If the end game is a pardon, that would mean discovery/DT taking the stand wouldn't it? If so, sign me up.
     
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  24. Bricktop the white

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    Unusual but judges have absolute discretion at sentencing within the statutory minimum and maximum
     
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  25. Josey Wales

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    Stone is accused of coordinating with a Russian hacker and wikileaks and then lying about the investigation into it, right?

    NO COLLUSION crowd is too stupid to understand that obstructing an investigation makes it challenging to prove collusion.

    And the main gripe by the right is McCabe and comey aren’t in jail, despite never being indicted.
     
  26. bro

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    well this is an unusual matter and the DOJ has been acting unusual, so hard to say the regular assumptions apply.
     
  27. Henry Blake

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    That's cute that Walter thinks that Barr cares about a petition. He cares about the same amount as Trump, McConnell, and the House/Senate GOP.
     
  28. Truman

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    The reason for asking was to get ahead of Berman being a rogue activist.
     
  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Yes that should do it
     
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  30. Truman

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    HE doesn't but giving up on shit like this because you know they have no shame is how they win.
     
  31. BellottiBold

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    The point isn't whether or not he gives a shit about it anyway. The point is showing an avalanche of public support for the removal.
     
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  32. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Just normal things on Facebook

     
  33. Jimmy the Saint

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    Being murdered might be more preferable to four more years of Trump.
     
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  34. Mister Me Too

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    Tremendous ad, perfect amount of decorum displayed.
     
  35. prerecordedlive

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    Fast forward 4 years and we’ll be standing in a voting booth with a gun to our heads.
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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  37. NYGator

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    Drain the swamp.
     
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  38. Beeds07

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    Can't wait for all those ads on how he has helped awful white people to try and get the last six or seven votes he hasn't gotten from awful white people.
     
  39. chuckmasterflex

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    This is all dumber than I anticipated.
     
  40. prerecordedlive

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    Slithering and Ravencloth :laugh:
     
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  41. HoosDaMan

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    Is that Erin Burnett?
     
  42. Mix

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    I thought he already did that.
     
  43. BellottiBold

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    Remember the stupid way he pronounced "candidate" as he with all seriousness proclaimed "I am the law and order candidate"
     
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  44. dome foam

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    Just setting up pardons for Manafort, Flynn and Stone. See, I dislike both sides of politically motivated prosecutions!
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    Stelter brings receipts


     
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  46. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    :siren:NSFL:siren:
    Kaitlyn Bennett.jpg
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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  48. Henry Blake

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    I mean, she has a decent caboose.
     
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