And the new Batman is...

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Aqua man was amazing. I had zero interest in him as a comic book character but that movie made him one of my favorites. He’s the DC Thor.
     
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  2. Wu

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    Aquaman was fun and the injection of unique visual energy that the mostly dour DCEU needed
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    Aquaman was fun, but it was a total mess.
     
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  4. theregionsitter

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    Aquaman was batshit insane, made little sense, but was fun as hell to watch
     
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  5. Celemo

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  6. Nostradumass

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    Which is better than Batman v Superman, which was "dour, made little sense, and was a drag to watch"
     
  7. theregionsitter

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    parts of that movie are great tbh
     
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  8. Beeds07

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    The directors cut made more sense of the movie. Almost makes me wonder what the Snyder cut of JL looks like, though it's supposed to be amazingly dark.
     
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  9. LuPoor

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    Like the end credits :yousoright:
     
  10. Wu

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    You know the movie is wild when Willem Dafoe is playing one of the more grounded characters
     
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  11. jrmy

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    These Aquaman takes are almost as bad as the movie

    Almost
     
  12. BrickTamland

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    Pattinson’s jawline was born to wear the mask.
     
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  13. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    vinnie chases aquaman was superior
     
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  14. Wu

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    however, I’d say Momoa is low rent The Rock but probably more like a single Section 8 housing unit
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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    I’m interested in James Gunns suicide squad revival
     
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  16. Celemo

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    For the record Aquaman humor is DC low hanging fruit. That being said, Aquaman movie was fucking bonkers, probably a 1/2 hour too long. Regardless it’s a phenomenal watch whilst high and despite the fact Black Manta is corny as fuck, I liked his voice on the OG cartoon. Sober me will probably laugh at this take tomorrow
     
  17. Doc Louis

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    Yeah Batman v. Superman had great closing credits. Was so happy to see those on screen finally.
     
  18. Tex

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  19. Pelican Grove

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    I think they gotta fix the nose.

    It currently looks like Artie Lange’s.
     
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  20. The Fuck Lion

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    Lol at the nose comment

    I think this movie is going to be sneaky good and never get credit because of Nolan
     
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  21. Tex

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    Rumor is this is just a prototype suit he just throws together. Might see a different one. Also this is a stunt double and I’m sure the suit will look better on screen.
     
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  22. Tex

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    I think it will be great and will get credit. Time to move on from Nolan.
     
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  23. The Fuck Lion

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    hope you are right

    the biggest thing this reboot needs to figure out is Joker ... he is so iconic and crucial to Batman they have to do it right. Assume we see Joker hints in this movie and him on screen in the second
     
  24. Tex

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    While I agree I hope we don’t see Joker until maybe a third movie. Use other rogues. Build the world up. Shit have Joker kill Robin in a movie. Red Hood movie.
     
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  25. Aussie

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    I'd be fine if they didn't even do Joker. There are plenty of good Batman stories that don't involve Joker.
     
  26. The Fuck Lion

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    i agree with this

    I don’t think WB will be able to resist
     
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  27. Nostradumass

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    Another

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  28. Wu

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    I like it
     
  29. Tex

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    Love it
     
  30. laxjoe

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    want some more of it
     
  31. Jack Parkman

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    looks like the same stunt man no?
     
  32. Jack Parkman

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    Dominic Torreto approves

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  33. Tex

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  34. Nostradumass

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    Yes it is, which is why the suit is a little lacking, especially in the pants. It's not meant to be seen in broad daylight like that.
     
  35. Nostradumass

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    That's awesome
     
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  36. Pelican Grove

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    I LOVE that the new bat mobile has an Adam West feel to it.
     
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  37. IvanTheTerrible

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    Currently not a fan. But I'm giving it room to grow on me.
     
  38. Wu

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    :warn:

     
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  39. Nostradumass

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    I wish it had a giant bat-head on the front*, but it'll do.

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  40. IvanTheTerrible

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    My favorite was from Batman The Animated Series. So much nostalgia hits me when I see this cartoon.

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  41. Jack Parkman

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    The buzz for director Matt Reeves’ upcoming The Batman is certain. Several images have already appeared on social media including the new Batsuit, Batcycle, and Batmobile. But an image has now leaked that is allegedly from the movie and shows a victim of one of Batman’s most notorious villains, The Riddler.

    The image was shared on Reddit and it shows an unknown person’s head wrapped in what looks like either plastic or tape. On the covered face is written a foggy message that reads “No More Lies.” This appears to give the impression that The Riddler will be a very sick and hardcore version of himself.

     
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  43. TheGrifter

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    Is there a question mark I don’t see?

    What about this picture connects to Riddler?
     
  44. Nostradumass

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    Going to guess there's a Long Halloween style murder mystery happening as the A-plot, with a "Riddler discovers Batman's identity and complicates shit" as the B-plot
     
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  45. Tex

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    LH and year zero/one. He’s only dealt with crime families and penguin before. Now the supervillains start coming out.
     
  46. BP

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    A badass Riddler will be a welcome addition.
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Would be a good take and it’s never been done on the big screen.
     
  48. Wu

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    Batman doing detective shit and solving riddles

    yes pls
     
  49. Hank Scorpio

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    Or any screen.